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Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« on: June 03, 2013, 04:42:55 PM »


IT'S HAPPENING
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2013, 04:43:34 PM »
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2013, 04:44:59 PM »
This is the iOS game, right?
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2013, 04:46:06 PM »
This is the iOS game, right?
This isn't Square-Enix

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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2013, 06:24:26 PM »
This is the iOS game, right?
This isn't Square-Enix

Well technically...
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2013, 09:23:05 PM »
This is the iOS game, right?

iOS and Android


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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
« Reply #6 on: June 03, 2013, 09:31:33 PM »
this had better be an actual game
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
« Reply #7 on: June 03, 2013, 11:23:13 PM »
this had better be an actual game

iOS and android exclusivity and "an actual game" haven't seemed to work out too well so far, just sayin
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
« Reply #8 on: June 03, 2013, 11:34:08 PM »
Maybe it's the new subtitle for the Wii U version? :teehee
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
« Reply #9 on: June 03, 2013, 11:36:29 PM »
this had better be an actual game

iOS and android exclusivity and "an actual game" haven't seemed to work out too well so far, just sayin

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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
« Reply #10 on: June 04, 2013, 12:35:59 AM »
eww

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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
« Reply #11 on: June 04, 2013, 09:49:43 AM »
Deus Ex: Puzzle and Augmentations
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall teased
« Reply #12 on: June 05, 2013, 10:02:02 AM »
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA


AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS)
« Reply #14 on: June 05, 2013, 10:13:29 AM »
The game is going to cost over $500 to play thanks to Square's microtransaction model. Grenades are $4.99 each.
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS)
« Reply #15 on: June 05, 2013, 10:21:52 AM »
Nope.
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS)
« Reply #16 on: June 05, 2013, 10:52:50 AM »
setting low expectations :rejoice





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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS)
« Reply #17 on: June 05, 2013, 11:06:45 AM »
Well, at least the HR Director's Cut should be out soon.

spoiler (click to show/hide)
For Wii U. :teehee
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Edit- Wait it was delayed? Fuck.
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #18 on: June 05, 2013, 12:02:54 PM »
WOW JUST WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED

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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #19 on: June 05, 2013, 12:22:56 PM »

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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #20 on: June 05, 2013, 12:28:25 PM »
Yo no askedo por disa.
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #21 on: June 05, 2013, 01:58:49 PM »
Nothing to be surprised about,this is the future of gaming.
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #22 on: June 05, 2013, 02:19:06 PM »
plz change topic to "Deux Ex: The Fail"
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fall (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #23 on: June 05, 2013, 02:29:54 PM »
BURN, INDUSTRY! BURN!
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2013, 02:59:44 PM »
Touch motion controls are the future! You can't resist! :maf

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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2013, 05:47:02 PM »
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2013, 06:40:43 PM »
fuck i'll play the shit out of this anywa -- NO ANDROID VERSION WHAT THE FUCK SQUARE ENIX I AM TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT STOP LEAVING MONEY ON THE TABLE DAMMIT AND GIVE ME SOME GAMES
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2013, 06:41:52 PM »
Seems the SE mobile-game bug has now fully affected Eidos as well :P
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2013, 06:47:04 PM »
fuck i'll play the shit out of this anywa -- NO ANDROID VERSION WHAT THE FUCK SQUARE ENIX I AM TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT STOP LEAVING MONEY ON THE TABLE DAMMIT AND GIVE ME SOME GAMES
level up to a real touch-gaming platform, son
:bow iOS

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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2013, 07:46:38 PM »
"real  touch-gaming platform"

Reminds me of "real hardcore Wii game"

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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2013, 07:52:47 PM »
says the google fanboy :pacspit

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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2013, 08:06:29 PM »
level up to a real touch-gaming platform, son
:bow iOS

 :ufup only someone who has never felt the glory of android could make such and ignorant statement


"real  touch-gaming platform"

Reminds me of "real hardcore Wii game"

that aint how you shill
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #32 on: June 05, 2013, 08:25:41 PM »
that aint how you shill

My commission is bigger than yours, I must be doing something right.

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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #33 on: June 05, 2013, 08:34:41 PM »
awesome, they can use the same engine as the WiiU version and possibly throw in some upgrades.
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #34 on: June 05, 2013, 11:11:45 PM »
awesome, they can use the same engine as the WiiU version and possibly throw in some upgrades.

I was half right then!

Maybe it's the new subtitle for the Wii U version? :teehee
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #35 on: June 06, 2013, 02:00:05 PM »
fuck i'll play the shit out of this anywa -- NO ANDROID VERSION WHAT THE FUCK SQUARE ENIX I AM TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT STOP LEAVING MONEY ON THE TABLE DAMMIT AND GIVE ME SOME GAMES

http://community.eidosmontreal.com/blogs/Deus-Ex-The-Fall-Announced

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Deus Ex: The Fall will be available soon for iPad 2, iPhone 4S and iPod Touch 5 and above for the price of $6.99. It is also confirmed for Android devices, but timing is still to be announced.

On Android it might work with game pads because of devices like the Nvidia Shield.
 

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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #36 on: June 06, 2013, 02:01:04 PM »
Probably only Androids with Tegra 3 or 4

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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #37 on: June 06, 2013, 08:32:31 PM »
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #38 on: June 06, 2013, 08:48:29 PM »
COME ON DOOS EX SO FRICKIN DUMB

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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #39 on: June 06, 2013, 08:57:14 PM »
You that meme was getting pretty played out and this was announced and it was like :obama
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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #40 on: June 06, 2013, 10:30:44 PM »
COME ON DOOS EX SO FRICKIN DUMB

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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #41 on: June 06, 2013, 11:07:11 PM »
mario's head turned on the side + mustache looks like a butt with a turd between the butt cheeks. 


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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #42 on: June 07, 2013, 05:03:24 AM »
So, did anyone actually buy it?

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Re: Deus Ex: The Fail (iOS) - I Never Asked For This...
« Reply #43 on: June 07, 2013, 11:41:19 AM »



this looks way too decent for this type of iOS game  :-\