Xbone Astroturf thread

[maxy]

Xbone lets you watch porn without internet

[Joe Molotov]

You probably masturbate to Steve Ballmer videos.

[maxy]

checking online every 24 hour is just a safety precaution to see if people are safe

[Steve Contra]

Seems my prediction of Maxy stroking out during e3 is going to come true.  Just make sure to let your Grandma you're in the basement and to check on you every 30 minutes or so.

[maxy]

Come on,have some fun.

[Eel O'Brian]

Lend to your friends? Pfffft. Xbone One is the only friend you'll ever need.

[demi]

Now I can jerk off knowing someone IS watching me

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Seems my prediction of Maxy stroking out during e3 is going to come true.  Just make sure to let your Grandma you're in the basement and to check on you every 30 minutes or so.

Every 30 minutes? GranDRMa is even more restrictive than the Xbox One.

[Phoenix Dark]

Maxy you could just purchase a PS4, put inside a Betamax casing and pretend it's an Xbox One. No one will know but you.

[maxy]

Maxy you could just purchase a PS4, put inside a Betamax casing and pretend it's an Xbox One. No one will know but you.

PS4 can't see me jerking in the dark,Xbone can.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Seems my prediction of Maxy stroking out during e3 is going to come true.  Just make sure to let your Grandma you're in the basement and to check on you every 30 minutes or so.

Every 30 minutes? GranDRMa is even more restrictive than the Xbox One.

 

[recursivelyenumerable]

I only astroturf for Excel, and it seems to be working