Author Topic: Official Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Nintendo's re-return to dumpster (Read 9357 times)

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** June 10, 2013, 11:49:54 PM »

what a loser

Barry Egan · « **Reply #2 on:** June 10, 2013, 11:57:30 PM »

those sure were some vociferous laudations at the PS4 conference tonight. Ominously vociferous.

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** June 11, 2013, 04:16:28 AM »

:xbone

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4 on:** June 11, 2013, 04:59:44 AM »

When will Drinky post again :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:07:28 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 11, 2013, 04:59:44 AM

When will Drinky post again :'(

He's too smart to commit an Adam Orth.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** June 11, 2013, 01:50:53 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on June 11, 2013, 05:07:28 AM

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 11, 2013, 04:59:44 AM
When will Drinky post again :'(
He's too smart to commit an Adam Orth.

He could always use his joke account, Andrex.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #7 on:** June 11, 2013, 01:51:15 PM »

We miss you, Drinky.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #8 on:** June 11, 2013, 02:28:20 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #9 on:** June 11, 2013, 02:31:07 PM »

When did he leave?

Rman · « **Reply #10 on:** June 11, 2013, 02:38:20 PM »

What happened?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11 on:** June 11, 2013, 02:39:08 PM »

I was listening to the last Cruncheons on my lunch break. It dawned on me that that is the last time I heard that mofo. Come back Drinky!

Also, I can't wait for the next Cruncheons. Gun b epic.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #12 on:** June 11, 2013, 02:40:48 PM »

Quote from: Rman on June 11, 2013, 02:38:20 PM

What happened?

He committed sudoku.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** June 11, 2013, 02:43:44 PM »

Actually Drinky has made 12 posts today, you just have to pay $12 to view them.

hampster · « **Reply #14 on:** June 11, 2013, 02:46:59 PM »

I never trade in my used Cruncheons episodes

Father_Brain · « **Reply #15 on:** June 11, 2013, 02:48:14 PM »

can someone explain the context here? he said a ton of optimistic things about Durango that didn't pan out?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #16 on:** June 11, 2013, 02:50:32 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 11, 2013, 02:43:44 PM

Actually Drinky has made 12 posts today, you just have to pay $12 to view them.

Can you PM me those messages--or did you already "give" them to a friend who has been on your friend list for 30 days? Maybe you can trade the messages for cock pics, or do we have to go to a authorized adult picture hosting site and pay a fee?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** June 11, 2013, 02:55:18 PM »

People at MS were fired for call out people for not bending over for always online.

Father_Brain · « **Reply #18 on:** June 11, 2013, 02:55:41 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 11, 2013, 02:54:06 PM

Quote from: Father_Brain on June 11, 2013, 02:48:14 PM
can someone explain the context here? he said a ton of optimistic things about Durango that didn't pan out?

He works for MS.

ah. derp.

Rman · « **Reply #19 on:** June 11, 2013, 02:57:46 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 11, 2013, 02:54:06 PM

Quote from: Father_Brain on June 11, 2013, 02:48:14 PM
can someone explain the context here? he said a ton of optimistic things about Durango that didn't pan out?

He works for MS.

But he's posted before when that was known?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** June 11, 2013, 02:58:46 PM »

Ya but he didn't feel this kind of shame before. At least he doesn't work for Nintendo.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #21 on:** June 11, 2013, 02:59:18 PM »

maybe we shouldn't be speculating what he did and didn't say, in case the wrong person reads the thread and takes it the wrong way. He didn't say anything one way or the other, btw.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #22 on:** June 11, 2013, 03:01:53 PM »

Correct, nor does he even work for the games division in MS. I don't think anyway, I honestly don't know.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #23 on:** June 11, 2013, 03:02:58 PM »

Yes, it would be bad if his employeers read this forum and got the impression that Drinky yelled at me in another thread for not being happy with always on - for example, calling me a pleb and making me cry, and then threatening me with dumpster rape. That would not be good.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** June 11, 2013, 03:04:19 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 11, 2013, 03:01:53 PM

Correct, nor does he even work for the games division in MS. I don't think anyway, I honestly don't know.

I think he works on xbox software libraries, graphics I think. But I could be very wrong.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** June 11, 2013, 03:05:56 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on June 11, 2013, 02:50:32 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 11, 2013, 02:43:44 PM
Actually Drinky has made 12 posts today, you just have to pay $12 to view them.

Can you PM me those messages--or did you already "give" them to a friend who has been on your friend list for 30 days? Maybe you can trade the messages for cock pics, or do we have to go to a authorized adult picture hosting site and pay a fee?

I can only share them with members who are on my family account. Unfortunately I currently have Himuro as my wife, but I suppose I could add you to my child slot. How would you like to have an Hispanic brother (Mupepe)?

Diunx · « **Reply #26 on:** June 11, 2013, 03:09:33 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 11, 2013, 02:31:07 PM

When did he leave?

May 21st I think.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #27 on:** June 11, 2013, 03:17:38 PM »

LEAVE DRINKY ALONE

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #28 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:24:13 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on June 11, 2013, 03:14:55 PM

Quote from: Diunx on June 11, 2013, 03:09:33 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 11, 2013, 02:31:07 PM
When did he leave?

May 21st I think.
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=8

Last Active:
Today at 12:55:11 PM

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;area=showposts;u=8

"X life"

Positive Touch · « **Reply #29 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:35:47 PM »

Quote from: mojovonio on June 11, 2013, 03:03:21 PM

He mans the Ketchup station in the cafeteria, guys.

The Cafeteria at Mondo Saxto Inc NNEDS CATSUP.

cafeteria

this time next year he'll be slinging slop at the xbox division's soup kitchen

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #30 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:39:06 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on June 11, 2013, 03:14:55 PM

Quote from: Diunx on June 11, 2013, 03:09:33 PM
Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on June 11, 2013, 02:31:07 PM
When did he leave?

May 21st I think.
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?action=profile;u=8

Last Active:
Today at 12:55:11 PM

He's always online; always watching.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #31 on:** June 11, 2013, 05:43:35 PM »

mithril chafes.

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #32 on:** June 11, 2013, 06:20:40 PM »

Prole's at MS, but not Xbox, right? Didn't he mention IE at one point? Maybe he's making moves on Ballmer. Or maybe, Ballmer put the moves on him. wink wink.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #33 on:** June 12, 2013, 10:46:30 AM »

like the xbone, i am always online, i check in briefly every 24 hours, and i use my special camera to watch you pee

MCD · « **Reply #34 on:** June 12, 2013, 10:48:31 AM »

please watch me pee uncle xbox

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #35 on:** June 12, 2013, 10:49:06 AM »

and like the xbone, i am clearly rejected by gamers of taste and discretion :'(

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #36 on:** June 12, 2013, 10:51:13 AM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on June 12, 2013, 10:46:30 AM

like the xbone, i am always online, i check in briefly every 24 hours, and i use my special camera to watch you pee

MCD · « **Reply #37 on:** June 12, 2013, 10:56:36 AM »

headwalk · « **Reply #38 on:** June 12, 2013, 11:23:31 AM »

can you tell don mattrick that his confident smile and relaxed manner always puts me at ease? i could never not trust a man with that gait.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #39 on:** June 12, 2013, 12:22:54 PM »

Tasty · « **Reply #40 on:** June 12, 2013, 12:29:26 PM »

A Bore "insider" turns out to be biased and full of shit? I AM SHOCKED

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #41 on:** June 12, 2013, 12:38:34 PM »

Quote from: headwalk on June 12, 2013, 11:23:31 AM

can you tell don mattrick that his confident smile and relaxed manner always puts me at ease? i could never not trust a man with that gait.

His favorite gate is DRM.

MCD · « **Reply #42 on:** June 12, 2013, 12:41:42 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on June 12, 2013, 12:29:26 PM

A Bore "insider" turns out to be biased and full of shit? I AM SHOCKED

Steve Contra · « **Reply #43 on:** June 12, 2013, 02:02:27 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on June 12, 2013, 12:47:34 PM

Quote from: Andrex on June 12, 2013, 12:29:26 PM
A Bore "insider" turns out to be biased and full of shit? I AM SHOCKED

I don't think drinky ever claimed to be unbiased. Ever.

As for him being full of shit, he's only full of shit if the bone doesn't run tech circles around the wiiU, since that's pretty well all he claimed.

And as for him being an insider?

He's inside your dumpster right now, waiting for you.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #44 on:** June 12, 2013, 02:13:12 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on June 12, 2013, 12:29:26 PM

A Bore "insider" turns out to be biased and full of shit? I AM SHOCKED

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #45 on:** June 12, 2013, 02:20:47 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 12, 2013, 02:13:12 PM

Quote from: Andrex on June 12, 2013, 12:29:26 PM
A Bore "insider" turns out to be biased and full of shit? I AM SHOCKED

Snuflupagulus · « **Reply #46 on:** June 12, 2013, 02:37:44 PM »

Whoa, Andrex. You're in polite company.

Tasty · « **Reply #47 on:** June 12, 2013, 03:39:27 PM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #48 on:** June 12, 2013, 03:41:40 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on June 12, 2013, 12:29:26 PM

A Bore "insider" turns out to be biased and full of shit? I AM SHOCKED

you came back worse than ever $:-\$

Tasty · « **Reply #49 on:** June 12, 2013, 04:21:22 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on June 12, 2013, 03:41:40 PM

Quote from: Andrex on June 12, 2013, 12:29:26 PM
A Bore "insider" turns out to be biased and full of shit? I AM SHOCKED

you came back worse than ever $:-\$

Each time I come back I'll be worse than before. Beric Dondarrion up in this bitch.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #50 on:** June 12, 2013, 04:24:41 PM »

Drinky really isn't very biased.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #51 on:** June 12, 2013, 04:26:59 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on June 12, 2013, 04:24:41 PM

Drinky really isn't very biased.

He really isn't. Dude plays his PS3 a lot.

Hell, he was saying nice things about the new iOs the other day.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #52 on:** June 12, 2013, 04:28:50 PM »

I know, dude loves tech in general. He calls it how he sees it IMHO. Not that I have to agree with it, but there is no hidden agenda.

Sure he might feel some warm fuzzy pride towards the company that pays his mortgage, but most people do if they have a nice job.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #53 on:** June 12, 2013, 04:45:29 PM »

Andy's just still recovering from his Wii U anal fissures.

Raban · « **Reply #54 on:** June 12, 2013, 04:52:15 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 12, 2013, 02:13:12 PM

this is exactly what Andrex' posts sound like in my head

Beezy · « **Reply #55 on:** June 12, 2013, 04:56:14 PM »

Rman · « **Reply #56 on:** June 12, 2013, 05:22:06 PM »

Sucks about Drinky leaving. He was pretty funny in the early days of this forum. He could be more off the cuff here than on GAF.

Whiteman, Genghis, now Drinky. Sucks. I know they're on Facebook, but it's not the same. Anonymity helps.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #57 on:** June 12, 2013, 05:29:23 PM »

Quote from: Rman on June 12, 2013, 05:22:06 PM

Whiteman, Genghis, now Drinky. Sucks. I know they're on Facebook, but it's not the same. Anonymity helps.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #58 on:** June 12, 2013, 05:35:13 PM »

Whiteman?!

Steve Contra · « **Reply #59 on:** June 12, 2013, 05:38:36 PM »

Whiteman died of Space Aids :'(

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Author Topic: Official Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Nintendo's re-return to dumpster (Read 9357 times)