Official Drinky Crow appreciation thread/Nintendo's re-return to dumpster

[Cerveza mas fina]

[Joe Molotov]

Whiteman died of Space Aids :'(

But what a way to go!

[Rman]

Whatever happened to the feisty Canadian law school student? All these name changes.  I can't keep track.

[Steve Contra]

Whatever happened to the feisty Canadian law school student? All these name changes.  I can't keep track.

Died in the cold Winnipeg winter, to no one tears.

[Brehvolution]

I don't think Drink is gone. He's just waiting out a possible NDA or til the coast is clear. I'm sure he'd rather keep his job than his bore status.

[Steve Contra]

He did tell me on Facebook to pass on the message that he thought you were all "fagz" (his spelling).

[Flannel Boy]

Whatever happened to the feisty Canadian law school student? All these name changes.  I can't keep track.

He was never feisty.

[Flannel Boy]

Whatever happened to the feisty Canadian law school student? All these name changes.  I can't keep track.

Died in the cold Winnipeg winter, to no one tears.

Yup. Maybe they'll find his body when the snow melts in August.

[Madrun Badrun]

A starlight tour gone wrong

[Flannel Boy]

A starlight tour gone wrong

That can't be it--that would have required him to be out in the public where people would see him.

[Steve Contra]

Whatever happened to the feisty Canadian law school student? All these name changes.  I can't keep track.

Died in the cold Winnipeg winter, to no one tears.

Yup. Maybe they'll find his body when the snow melts in August.

"We only have three days to find his body before it starts snowing again.  Just kidding we'll never find it.  Someone pass me a Molson!"

[Phoenix Dark]

Drinky isn't coming back?  :'(

All my heroes are gone. Shake is directing movies, Cheebs is happily married, Ichi is...wherever he is.

[Smooth Groove]

Why do internet legends have such short lifespans?

[Steve Contra]

He said, and I quote, "I'll come back when they get rid of the darkies.  And that Phoenix Dark guy"

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He didn't say that.  It was waaaaaaaaay more racist

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[Tasty]

Drinky isn't coming back?  :'(

All my heroes are gone. Shake is directing movies, Cheebs is happily married, Ichi is...wherever he is.

You'll always have me.

[Smooth Groove]

Is Cheebs a good wife?

[Steve Contra]

Is Cheebs a good wife?

Probably.  That hair

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[Flannel Boy]

In that marriage, you're not just getting a mother-in-law, you're getting a chauffeur.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Drinky Cow is no CBOAT....that is for sure.


Or IS he? ;-)

[Phoenix Dark]

In that marriage, you're not just getting a mother-in-law, you're getting a chauffeur.

 

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=6017.msg813159#msg813159

classic bore

[Tasty]

I never had any preconceptions of him being unbiased at all.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I think Drinky Crow is a huge homo!

[Great Rumbler]

Never thought I'd see the day that Drinky Crow turned tail due to shame.

[Joe Molotov]

In that marriage, you're not just getting a mother-in-law, you're getting a chauffeur.

 

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=6017.msg813159#msg813159

classic bore

That thread was awesome, until I remembered Greatness Gone and his underage gay porn.

[Tasty]

I think Drinky Crow is a huge homo!

[Phoenix Dark]

thread title changed to reflect recent events

[Tasty]

All publicity is good publicity. 

[Don Flamenco]

Drinky Cow is no CBOAT....that is for sure.


Or IS he? ;-)

Drinky Crow's style on GAF is more like "fuck everyone on this site" rather than "I'd risk my job for validation so I'm helping you guys"

[Flannel Boy]

All publicity is good publicity. 

http://www.notenoughshaders.com/2013/05/18/wii-u-two-years-of-negative-brand-momentum/

[Human Snorenado]

The Wii U is the logical end for ninthings- it's just gonna play nintendo games, which all they really want.   And from the look of things, everything is gonna be tired rehashes of the same old franchises, which is ALSO what they all want, despite protests otherwise.

[Human Snorenado]

The Wii U is the logical end for ninthings- it's just gonna play nintendo games, which all they really want.   And from the look of things, everything is gonna be tired rehashes of the same old franchises, which is ALSO what they all want, despite protests otherwise.

i know this is basically what nintards are famous for, but this pretty well describes the entire console industry at this point

That's true, but it's more jarring for Nintendo because these are like 20+ year old franchises.  So, they're kind of timeless but shouldn't be CHANGE-less, if that makes any sense.

[Human Snorenado]

I'm also a terrible person to make that argument, because I really advocate efficient iteration over innovation in the industry- once I've found something I enjoy, like for example ARPGs, infinity engine rpgs, or Bethesda rgps, I'm perfectly happy for companies to just keep shoveling out shit I like with small changes.  If "innovation" is gonna mean "push up for feelz" then fuck innovation, give me bald space marines with guns n shit all day everyday instead.

[Flannel Boy]

Triumph has the sudden urge to wear a baseball cap backwards while tea-bagging a sleeping friend.

[Momo]

Drinky

Andrex

[Human Snorenado]

Triumph has the sudden urge to wear a baseball cap backwards while tea-bagging a sleeping friend.

Nothing sudden about that urge, bro

[Van Cruncheon]

dudes! i never left! i'm just busy and shit!

andrex is still my salty little knob bobber, though, and i'm glad my name turned out to be his safe word

[Van Cruncheon]

i will always be inside each and every one of you

[pilonv1]

I knew Drinky was safe because he PM'd the best dumpster locations near e3

[Smooth Groove]

dudes! i never left! i'm just busy and shit!

andrex is still my salty little knob bobber, though, and i'm glad my name turned out to be his safe word

blah, blah, blah

what's so hard about being online once a day?

[T-Short]

If your broadband is down, just tether your Drinky to your phone ffs

[Phoenix Dark]

WYL

are they still around?

[Joe Molotov]

i will always be inside each and every one of you

Not tonight, honey. 

[demi]

I'm confused if you all have actual issue with Andrex or not. I don't really care who he followed and why. He's not a particular asshole or dickhead like other past members that have been here.

Just a naïve little boy who needs his cute little butthole prolapsed.

[Don Flamenco]

I'm confused if you all have actual issue with Andrex or not. I don't really care who he followed and why. He's not a particular asshole or dickhead like other past members that have been here.

Just a naïve little boy who needs his cute little butthole prolapsed.

i don't have an actual issue with anyone here, i always think of this board as a safe place where we could poke fun, even say outright terrible things without egos getting crushed because it's just the internet. 

[demi]

Sometimes I have to ask just to make sure.

[Tasty]

Drinky introduced me to Demon's Souls and Darksiders, so I like him.

Blame me for Andrex, the fucker followed me here then latched onto Oscar for his "insider" status. If anyone wants to make fun of him defending anything, just bring up that he defended WYL after it became 5 members barely on status.

Lol and who was the dweebo sucking costanza's dick and spamming people on GAF to go to it in the first place?

If we're gonna throw stones, I have a whole pile right here.

[Smooth Groove]

Andrex is cool

I don't know why he gets so much more grief than someone like Momo whose gaming opinions are just as bad


Only guy I would beat down IRL is Awesome-o

If he talks his usual distinguished mentally-challenged shit in my face,I might consider risking my profession to knock him out

[Joe Molotov]

Andrex, buy Animal Crossing 3DS and all is forgiven.

[Phoenix Dark]

Do rape dumpsters require an internet connection?

[Madrun Badrun]

dudes! i never left! i'm just busy and shit!

andrex is still my salty little knob bobber, though, and i'm glad my name turned out to be his safe word

This does not fit with the narrative that you left out of ms fear-shame. 

[brob]

Do rape dumpsters require an internet connection?

for the live feed, yeah.

[Tasty]

Andrex, buy Animal Crossing 3DS and all is forgiven.

You people are trying to give alcohol to an AA member here. I'm reformed! I won't lose another six months of my life to that game again!

[Mr. Gundam]

Do rape dumpsters require an internet connection?

Once a day, and it only hurts a little bit.

[Don Flamenco]

Do rape dumpsters require an internet connection?

gotta set up the meet up with anonymous strangers on craigslist

[Joe Molotov]

Andrex, buy Animal Crossing 3DS and all is forgiven.

You people are trying to give alcohol to an AA member here. I'm reformed! I won't lose another six months of my life to that game again!

Only 6 months? Come on, they'd have to release 16 AC games before you could get up to WoW-tard levels at this rate.

[Mr. Gundam]

Andrex, buy Animal Crossing 3DS and all is forgiven.

You people are trying to give alcohol to an AA member here. I'm reformed! I won't lose another six months of my life to that game again!

Don't you already do that with the Pokeymanz?

[Tasty]

Andrex, buy Animal Crossing 3DS and all is forgiven.

You people are trying to give alcohol to an AA member here. I'm reformed! I won't lose another six months of my life to that game again!

Don't you already do that with the Pokeymanz?

Exactly. Pokemon and MH are each six month blocks. Can't have AC jammed in between...

[Phoenix Dark]

[Mr. Gundam]

So Prole will come back now, right?

RIGHT?!?