don't worry, when you hit 29 you trade self-loathing for a crushing sense of apathy and fear of mortality.
Does this mean I've jumped the line if I have a crushing sense of apathy and because of it I wish I was dead?
You've still got a bit to go. Once you're apathetic enough, you won't care if you live or die. If you live, you can annoy people with your existence. If you die, you won't have to exist anymore.
and then you get so apathetic, you somehow come out happy on the other end. It's like passing through the intestine of time before being shit out by the asshole of existence before going down the fun water slide that is the toilet and sewer system.
:slitwrists