Project Boob Zone (3DS)

[demi]

Comes out this Tuesday.

All first print runs get fancy Limited Edition closet clutter.




Assortment of boobs in all copies, however

 

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=65869396&postcount=447

[mjemirzian]

Haven't played it myself but it's reportedly repetitive and boring.

[Trent Dole]

^Sounds like a crossover game to me!

[magus]

this pic confuse me

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why is there a knife ripping her clothes,what's the point? does she have to fix it everytime?

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[demi]

So... this is a strategy RPG with Marvel vs. Capcom / Smash Brothers style of grab-bag characters from all difference franchises... with a lot of fanservice.

Sounds... okay.  Maybe?

Is the gameplay actually any good?

There's a demo on eShop. Have a wank, I mean, have a try

[bork]

So... this is a strategy RPG with Marvel vs. Capcom / Smash Brothers style of grab-bag characters from all difference franchises... with a lot of fanservice.

Sounds... okay.  Maybe?

Is the gameplay actually any good?

I see several scathing posts saying to avoid the game, since it's just mindless fanservice with no real strategy.  Oscar was also saying to avoid it too IIRC (edit: yup!).  The defense is that the point of the game is to go crazy with combos and juggle the shit out of enemies for as long as possible, which seems pretty boring given that this is not a fighting game and battles involve hitting 1-2 buttons and different directions.

...

I'll fuck around with it for the fan service n' combos n' crap, then inevitably regret my purchase I'm sure!    The smart thing to do would be to buy a copy and keep it sealed for a few years for a resell at double or triple the price.

[magus]

you guys could always get PCSX2 and a fantranslated copy of namco x capcom (which is an awfull awfull game) since this game is basicaly the sequel

http://www.romhacking.net/translations/1270/

http://www.hardcoregaming101.net/namcoxcapcom/namcoxcapcom.htm

[demi]

But that requires piracy.

[magus]

But that requires piracy.

buy namco x capcom from play-asia so you can regret over an awfull purchase twice!

[cool breeze]

It's crap, just like all the previous crossover games from Monolith.  But it's pretty crap chock full of fan service.

but the fan service is amazing 

I want the ACE and Gundam vs Gundam equivalent for Project x Zone.

[archnemesis]

I was thinking of getting this. Maybe I'll get Fire Emblem instead.

[Joe Molotov]

It's crap, just like all the previous crossover games from Monolith.  But it's pretty crap chock full of fan service.

Can't wait!

[bork]

Why was this game not just made like Super Robot Wars?  Hell, the two Queen's Blade games on PSP are full of fan service up the wazoo, but because the games are using the same type of game play as SRW, they're good.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

this game, like its prequel, is TERRIBAD

[demi]

Packaging pics

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=65641766&postcount=296

[Great Rumbler]

Gosh darn feminist gamers making it so a man can't enjoy female parts flopping around on screen!

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I forgot that I had preordered this at Amazon so I should be getting it tomorrow.

I need to start being smarter with my money.  I keep spending money on junk video games.

[chronovore]

Gosh darn feminist gamers making it so a man can't enjoy female parts flopping around on screen!

There was a woman on the dev team.

She was in charge of bringing visitors tea.

[demi]

this pic confuse me

spoiler (click to show/hide)

why is there a knife ripping her clothes,what's the point? does she have to fix it everytime?

[close]

#t=60s

[Bebpo]

holy crap that was actually a real thing!


 

[Joe Molotov]

holy crap that was actually a real thing!


 

KOS-MOS was

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a cybernetic reincarnation of the Virgin Mary

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and you're wondering whether a knife cutting her top open was a real thing?

[Rahxephon91]

She was one of the the cybernetic reincarnations.

[magus]

this pic confuse me

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why is there a knife ripping her clothes,what's the point? does she have to fix it everytime?

[close]

#t=60s

...

i got nothing

[bork]

holy crap that was actually a real thing!


 

KOS-MOS was

spoiler (click to show/hide)

a cybernetic reincarnation of the Virgin Mary

[close]

and you're wondering whether a knife cutting her top open was a real thing?

Wait, what?

...

KOS-MOS was created by Kevin Winnicot to hold the soul of Mary Magdalene, who possesses the power of Animus. According to the Official Complete Guide, Mary was the human incarnation of Animus, a power that complements Anima. While KOS-MOS has Mary's soul, T-elos was built using Mary's body. In order for Mary to fully awaken, one must be absorbed by the other. Long ago, Mary had died in the act of "sealing" chaos' Anima power, separating it from him and dividing it into the twelve Anima Vessels. This also resulted in Mary's will being scattered across the U.M.N. It is stated that Shion, being the incarnation of the "Maiden of Mary", is needed in order to retrieve Mary's soul from the U.M.N. Mary awakens in KOS-MOS instead of T-elos, which results in the transformation of Mary's original memories and characteristics into an entirely new personality which is both Mary and not Mary at the same time. The game's database compares it to Sakura's transformation into MOMO, Wilhelm planned to use KOS-MOS' control of the Anima through her emotional bond with chaos to start Zarathustra. However, she rejects Wilhelm's plan and destroys the "Key" (Shion's pendant), saving Shion from Wilhelm's torture.

 

[Human Snorenado]

smfh

[Joe Molotov]

greatest story since the renaissance

.

[magus]

holy crap that was actually a real thing!


 

KOS-MOS was

spoiler (click to show/hide)

a cybernetic reincarnation of the Virgin Mary

[close]

and you're wondering whether a knife cutting her top open was a real thing?

Wait, what?

...

KOS-MOS was created by Kevin Winnicot to hold the soul of Mary Magdalene, who possesses the power of Animus. According to the Official Complete Guide, Mary was the human incarnation of Animus, a power that complements Anima. While KOS-MOS has Mary's soul, T-elos was built using Mary's body. In order for Mary to fully awaken, one must be absorbed by the other. Long ago, Mary had died in the act of "sealing" chaos' Anima power, separating it from him and dividing it into the twelve Anima Vessels. This also resulted in Mary's will being scattered across the U.M.N. It is stated that Shion, being the incarnation of the "Maiden of Mary", is needed in order to retrieve Mary's soul from the U.M.N. Mary awakens in KOS-MOS instead of T-elos, which results in the transformation of Mary's original memories and characteristics into an entirely new personality which is both Mary and not Mary at the same time. The game's database compares it to Sakura's transformation into MOMO, Wilhelm planned to use KOS-MOS' control of the Anima through her emotional bond with chaos to start Zarathustra. However, she rejects Wilhelm's plan and destroys the "Key" (Shion's pendant), saving Shion from Wilhelm's torture.

 

i stopped paying attention to xenosaga after the first one which also had the most needed element when it comes to great rpg

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a card minigame!

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[mjemirzian]

I'll probably play this for a few hours, dislike it, then write a review that will make the gamefaqs kids start a thread whining about it. Par for the course.

[Steve Contra]

And people wonder why I make fun of Xenosaga

[Human Snorenado]

And people wonder why I make fun of Xenosaga

No they don't.  Those are weeaboos, and they don't count as people.

[Bebpo]

I only defend the first XS ep and the design doc draft that Takahashi had for ep2/3.  After Namco took the reigns of it and made their own version of Xenosaga from ep2 on (even if Takahashi was brought back in ep3) it was a total f-ing mess.

Now xenogears, that's a good story 

[Human Snorenado]

I only defend the first XS ep and the design doc draft that Takahashi had for ep2/3.  After Namco took the reigns of it and made their own version of Xenosaga from ep2 on (even if Takahashi was brought back in ep3) it was a total f-ing mess.

Now xenogears, that's a good story 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

Now xenogears, that's a good story 

[Rahxephon91]

And animu silver haired boy is Jesus!

[magus]

fact: i've never understood a single thing of the plot of xenogears and it's still one of the game i remember the fondliest

[Rufus]

fact: i've never understood a single thing of the plot of xenogears and it's still one of the game i remember the fondliest

Best typo.

[Rahxephon91]

fact: i've never understood a single thing of the plot of xenogears and it's still one of the game i remember the fondliest

Xenogears was pretty awesome even without the crazyness of the plot. Mechs man. It also at least had a non boring world and an ok cast of characters. There's a sense of adventure as you from area to area(areas which are pretty fanciful) that Xenosaga dosen't have in it's rather generic sci-fi universe.

Xenogears was really a great game. Don't get all the hate it gets now.

[Human Snorenado]

Jesus.  Nuke this thread from orbit.

[Rahxephon91]

Hey man, At least this thread has boobs and isn't talking about man ass.

[Human Snorenado]

Jesus.  Nuke this thread from orbit.

[Human Snorenado]

though when robo jesus comes back for the rapture i'm sure he's going to be pleased his whore girlfriend's new robo body is stacked and bouncy

And appears to be 12 otherwise

[Raban]

is there any juicy man-ass in this game?

[mjemirzian]

Bad game, almost as bad as namco x capcom or agarest war.

Play this tactics game instead.

[demi]

I'm not interested in tactics. I want to kill stuff with Frank West, KOS-MOS, Yuri, Mega Man, Ryu, and more.

[bork]

Now xenogears, that's a good story 

 

[Human Snorenado]

On one side of the argument, you have me and Treesong.  On the other, you have JD and Bebpo (sorry Bebpo, BUT JESUS FUCKING CHRIST)

I'm happy where I'm at, just saying.

[D3RANG3D]

Mmmm... It would be fair / accurate to say that some of Xenogears story was good.

All in all I think it was a good game, worth having, but there were some janky gameplay bits and some really stupid story bits.

No it's all dog shit.

[mjemirzian]

I'm not interested in tactics. I want to kill stuff with Frank West, KOS-MOS, Yuri, Mega Man, Ryu, and more.

Which is why it probably should have been an Endless Frontier sort of spinoff.

[demi]

Got my copy today