Author Topic: Happy Birthday Triumph (Read 1413 times)

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 24, 2013, 06:24:41 PM
Granted, you're only as old as you feel.

...I've been dead inside for at least 10 years. $:-\$

you've used this joke recently

happy birthday regardless

First thing to go is the memory $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** June 24, 2013, 06:35:22 PM »

happy birthday breh

The wit

The charm

The PC Master Race

AARP discounts on upcoming ARPGs

The girlfriend

he has it all

hampster · « **Reply #11 on:** June 24, 2013, 10:59:29 PM »

Happy Birthday

Momo · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2013, 12:09:17 AM »

Happy birthday young fellar

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #13 on:** June 25, 2013, 12:11:45 AM »

Also, wtf is a "Truimph"

WRATH ASPLAIN

Momo · « **Reply #14 on:** June 25, 2013, 12:14:07 AM »

Creep de triomphe

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #15 on:** June 25, 2013, 12:56:34 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 24, 2013, 06:24:41 PM

Granted, you're only as old as you feel.

...I've been dead inside for at least 10 years. $:-\$

FWIW You post like a 50 yr old

Happy Birthday!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** June 25, 2013, 07:10:48 AM »

Quote from: Borys on June 25, 2013, 04:53:27 AM

How does it feel knowing that 50% of your life is gone, huh?

Pfft. 2 possibilities exist- I will be dead within 5-10 years, because my body is a decrepit, faltering piece of shit. Or technology will figure out how to put my brain into a beautiful chrome and titanium killer robot.

I long ago came to terms with my own mortality.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17 on:** June 25, 2013, 08:07:49 AM »

Happy burfday budeh

bork · « **Reply #18 on:** June 25, 2013, 08:43:23 AM »

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** June 25, 2013, 08:50:57 AM »

Happy birthdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Brehvolution · « **Reply #20 on:** June 25, 2013, 09:07:51 AM »

You know
I mean
Like
I don't know

Happy Birthday n' shit.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #21 on:** June 25, 2013, 10:21:13 AM »

I honestly think that truimph is a better name than cog. Plus it's not an acronym for a sexual predator of kids.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #22 on:** June 25, 2013, 01:34:37 PM »

Nah man:

Quote

Surreptitious acronym meaning "Consistent Orgasm Giver." More reliable and FAR more skilled than the famed 'booty call' or 'hookup,' less dangerous than 'friends with benefits,' more elegant and less mechanical than 'fuckbuddy.' A cog is the Holy Grail of dependable hook-ups.

Mupepe · « **Reply #23 on:** June 25, 2013, 01:49:51 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on June 25, 2013, 01:34:37 PM

Nah man:

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Surreptitious acronym meaning "Consistent Orgasm Giver." More reliable and FAR more skilled than the famed 'booty call' or 'hookup,' less dangerous than 'friends with benefits,' more elegant and less mechanical than 'fuckbuddy.' A cog is the Holy Grail of dependable hook-ups.

Wow. I'd always thought about this and never had a term for that type of relationship. But now I know. Awesome!

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #24 on:** June 25, 2013, 01:50:13 PM »

Happy Birthday, buddy!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** June 25, 2013, 02:21:00 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 25, 2013, 09:07:51 AM

You know
I mean
Like
I don't know

Happy Birthday n' shit.

Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #26 on:** June 25, 2013, 02:21:56 PM »

Happy birthday.

chronovore · « **Reply #27 on:** June 26, 2013, 06:24:32 PM »

O! Happy Day!

What's it like to be old, Creepy Old Guy?

News:

Author Topic: Happy Birthday Triumph (Read 1413 times)

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