Author Topic: Congrats, figgurts! (Read 3554 times)

AWESOM-O · « **on:** June 26, 2013, 11:26:06 AM »

DOMA dead. I'm disappointed that SCOTUS took a pass on Prop 8, but at least it's no longer in effect! Gays can get married in the biggest state. Progress!

Atramental · « **Reply #1 on:** June 26, 2013, 11:33:13 AM »

Steve Contra · « **Reply #2 on:** June 26, 2013, 12:46:16 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #3 on:** June 26, 2013, 12:50:39 PM »

Now that gay marriage is legal, gay polygamy can't be far beyond, allowing all of us here at The Bore to carry out our one true dream!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #4 on:** June 26, 2013, 12:51:54 PM »

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #5 on:** June 27, 2013, 01:11:06 AM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6 on:** June 27, 2013, 04:04:18 AM »

Reb · « **Reply #7 on:** June 27, 2013, 04:55:38 AM »

Yesss, soon I will be able to marry my dog!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #8 on:** June 27, 2013, 05:03:00 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on June 27, 2013, 04:55:38 AM

Yesss, soon I will be able to marry my dog!

I knew it

Pills Here · « **Reply #9 on:** June 28, 2013, 02:00:02 AM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #10 on:** June 28, 2013, 10:49:02 AM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:17:02 AM »

...it's been two whole days now, and the sky hasn't started raining fire down on us, the earth hasn't split open, and there have been no reports of any attempted man on dog marriages. Not only that, absolutely NO ONE has tried to gay marry me. I mean, I've even worn really nice clothes and trimmed my beard, but nope.

It's almost like everyone who has been crying about gay marriage being the end of civilization is full of shit or something!

MCD · « **Reply #12 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:18:33 AM »

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always cracks me up

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #13 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:19:46 AM »

Perhaps, Triumph. But man was it fucking hot yesterday. Now, more rational people might respond "that's because it's summer you twit." But me? I think we're being punished with high temperatures as a result of The Gay.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #14 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:24:55 AM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #15 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:32:40 AM »

looks hot

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #16 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:36:29 AM »

...fucking nintendo fans

brob · « **Reply #17 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:50:40 AM »

I think the person-sized insect is more interesting. Or insect-sized person I guess...

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #18 on:** June 28, 2013, 12:40:20 PM »

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Steve Contra · « **Reply #19 on:** June 28, 2013, 12:42:50 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on June 28, 2013, 11:50:40 AM

I think the person-sized insect is more interesting. Or insect-sized person I guess...

Yeah I'm not sure how gay marriage causes giant grasshoppers, but terrifying none the less. Yes on prop 8, no on giant insects.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #20 on:** June 28, 2013, 12:48:03 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on June 28, 2013, 11:24:55 AM

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Ducks and horses.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #21 on:** June 28, 2013, 01:11:08 PM »

That's a deer, not a horse. Dogs, so stupid.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #22 on:** June 28, 2013, 01:17:17 PM »

So cross species marriage is a deeply rooted right wing proposal?

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** June 28, 2013, 01:26:27 PM »

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** June 28, 2013, 03:58:35 PM »

Quote from: Zero Hero on June 28, 2013, 10:49:02 AM

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While I am happy about these recent events, I really do not appreciate the attempt to make Bert and Ernie gay. They are simply two roommates. I don't like the stereotype that a close male friendship, which they clearly have, makes one gay. It's the same thing with Frodo and Sam, or David and Jonathan. It strikes me as offensive.

Rufus · « **Reply #25 on:** June 28, 2013, 04:06:15 PM »

Tilting at fanfic windmills.

Himu · « **Reply #26 on:** June 28, 2013, 04:19:52 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on June 28, 2013, 04:15:24 PM

Don't rich country white queens already have chihuahuas and shit they carry and bags and kiss them while the dog tries to lick them of off them?

Them bitches will be the first to lead a dog on with peanut butter and a diamond ring.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** June 28, 2013, 05:47:54 PM »

god dammit

Pills Here · « **Reply #28 on:** June 28, 2013, 07:01:43 PM »

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Sonic fans rejoice!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #29 on:** June 28, 2013, 07:04:33 PM »

I kissed my cat like that once :'(

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #30 on:** June 28, 2013, 07:18:50 PM »

Does this result effect the outcome of the dead skittles guys trial ?

Guys?

Steve Contra · « **Reply #31 on:** June 28, 2013, 07:30:03 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 28, 2013, 07:04:33 PM

I kissed my cat like that once :'(

And now your brother's gay

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #32 on:** June 28, 2013, 07:46:03 PM »

There's a high probability that if you're gay and in a stable relationship you'll probably get some cats.

Yeti · « **Reply #33 on:** June 28, 2013, 09:14:34 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 28, 2013, 07:04:33 PM

I kissed my cat like that once :'(

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #34 on:** June 28, 2013, 10:24:55 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 28, 2013, 07:04:33 PM

I kissed my cat like that once :'(

Was this before or after you stimulated your cat while it was in heat?

Robo · « **Reply #35 on:** June 28, 2013, 10:50:39 PM »

I can put my cat's entire head in my mouth. True story.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #36 on:** June 28, 2013, 11:15:37 PM »

I'm not going to be judged by white people on this. I know you guys kiss your pets in the mouth. I only did it once.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #37 on:** June 29, 2013, 10:50:22 AM »

Quote from: Robo on June 28, 2013, 10:50:39 PM

I can put my cat's entire head in my mouth. True story.

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** June 29, 2013, 10:52:54 AM »

I guess my dog on top of her head between her ears.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #39 on:** June 29, 2013, 12:34:50 PM »

THANKS A LOT, GAYS

Brehvolution · « **Reply #40 on:** July 01, 2013, 03:08:38 PM »

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Author Topic: Congrats, figgurts! (Read 3554 times)

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