Man rips off own penis in Ypsilanti, MI after eating mushrooms

[Human Snorenado]

http://www.nydailynews.com/man-tears-penis-mushrooms-article-1.1382861#bmb=1

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[Himu]

what do they put in the water in michigan

[Human Snorenado]

what do they put in the water in michigan

He was from Ohio, so that makes sense. 

[Himu]

Ah. I'm no longer confused now

[Raban]

a man after my own heart

[drew]

boomers wouldn't make anybody ever do that

Toxicology reports are now pending as to whether the shrooms had been laced.

gee, you think?

[Phoenix Dark]

[chronovore]

Maybe he thought his penis was another mushroom?

[chronovore]

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/average-penis-size-american-men-article-1.1399969

A new study published last week in the Journal of Sexual Medicine finds that the average American man's penis is 5.6 inches (14.2 centimeters) long when erect.

The new findings, from a survey of 1,661 men, are relatively consistent with prior research on self-reported penis size. But can we rely on self reports?

"Although many men may wish their penis were larger and may expend significant effort toward penile enlargement, this does not necessarily mean that men overreport their penile size to researchers," the researchers wrote.

Researchers from Indiana University asked men to measure their penis's length and girth when erect, with men submitting their data online.

Findings also showed that yes, penises come in all shapes and sizes: the smallest erect penis in the study was about 1.6 inches (4 cm) long, and the largest was 10.2 inches (26 cm) long. The average penile girth was about 4.8 inches (12.2 cm).

Interestingly men in the study who became aroused through oral sex reported larger penis size on average than those who became erect through sexual fantasizing, the researchers reported.

[Rufus]

The smalles was 4cm. Poor sod. :/

[chronovore]

On the other hand, anyone Mr. 4cm is with can probably take his whole cock and sac into her mouf.

[Phoenix Dark]

4cm wouldn't be too bad. fucking a nose or ear

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

The smalles was 4cm. Poor sod. :/

Probably was morbidly obese.

[Eli Gulgin]

The smalles was 4cm. Poor sod. :/

Probably was morbidly obese.

Micropenis plus buried penis syndrome makes a very sad Rufus.

[Rufus]

Actually, I would assume that they had controlled for that. Maybe they logged the fat guys separately.

[chronovore]

"Logged"

[Rufus]

Stubbinned.

[Flannel Boy]

Actually, I would assume that they had controlled for that. Maybe they logged the fat guys separately.

They often control for that by using bone-pressed measurements.

Bone. 

[Rufus]

Huh. The more you know.