Author Topic: Heterosexual Awareness month! (Read 1853 times)

Diunx · « **on:** July 03, 2013, 12:31:20 AM »

I love putting my dick inside a vagina, it feels sooooo good.

What's your favorite heterosexual activity?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** July 03, 2013, 12:32:21 AM »

I like posting about my heterosexuality on the internet.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #2 on:** July 03, 2013, 12:43:55 AM »

i enjoy subverting my heterosexuality but still being heterosexual.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #3 on:** July 03, 2013, 12:59:46 AM »

Sloppy head, giving and receiving

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Also, cuddling. I'm a little bitch

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Your Stalker · « **Reply #4 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:02:15 AM »

I love it when a girl takes a dump on my chest.

Momo · « **Reply #5 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:10:21 AM »

I am aware

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:42:08 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 03, 2013, 12:59:46 AM

Sloppy head, giving and receiving

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Also, cuddling. I'm a little bitch
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Diunx · « **Reply #7 on:** July 03, 2013, 01:43:08 AM »

Rufus · « **Reply #8 on:** July 03, 2013, 03:49:34 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 03, 2013, 12:59:46 AM

Sloppy head, giving and receiving

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Also, cuddling. I'm a little bitch
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Cuddling is amazing.

Only people of questionable character don't like to cuddle.

G The Resurrected · « **Reply #9 on:** July 03, 2013, 05:35:32 AM »

I had sex earlier this evening. Then had some dinner and went back for seconds. I just can't quit eating out some good pie.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #10 on:** July 03, 2013, 06:39:21 AM »

A couple days ago I came inside of my girlfriend's vagina. It was everything I thought it would be.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11 on:** July 03, 2013, 09:09:20 AM »

Feeling dem titties

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** July 03, 2013, 09:25:21 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on July 03, 2013, 09:12:02 AM

Being a filthy Himu and trying to identify with anyone in almost any film

Tyler Perry movies and After Earth. :'(

Barry Egan · « **Reply #13 on:** July 03, 2013, 09:28:40 AM »

king of the internet · « **Reply #14 on:** July 03, 2013, 09:45:46 AM »

Being allowed into Heaven.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #15 on:** July 03, 2013, 09:55:20 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on July 03, 2013, 03:49:34 AM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 03, 2013, 12:59:46 AM
Sloppy head, giving and receiving

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Also, cuddling. I'm a little bitch
[close]
Cuddling is amazing.
Only people of questionable character don't like to cuddle.

Hetero thread takes a turn for the gay. I'm not surprised.

Quote from: king of the internet on July 03, 2013, 09:45:46 AM

Being allowed into Heaven.

:'(

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16 on:** July 03, 2013, 10:42:57 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on July 03, 2013, 06:39:21 AM

A couple days ago I came inside of my girlfriend's vagina. It was everything I thought it would be.

it feels even better when babies are being made.

Another benefit to being hetero

Steve Contra · « **Reply #17 on:** July 03, 2013, 10:54:45 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 03, 2013, 09:45:46 AM

Being allowed into Heaven.

Thread's over. No one will top this.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #18 on:** July 03, 2013, 12:58:48 PM »

drew · « **Reply #19 on:** July 03, 2013, 07:42:48 PM »

why is that alarm going off at either 10 till 2AM or 2PM, both are equally ludicrous times to be getting up.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #20 on:** July 03, 2013, 07:45:19 PM »

We need to be aware of all the heterosexuals on this forum, and then eliminate all four of them.

chronovore · « **Reply #21 on:** July 06, 2013, 10:27:05 PM »

You have to admit, if any forum needs greater hetero-awareness, it is The Bore.

Atramental · « **Reply #22 on:** July 06, 2013, 11:52:47 PM »

The Bore registration process:

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23 on:** July 07, 2013, 12:15:02 AM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on July 03, 2013, 07:45:19 PM

We need to be aware of all the heterosexuals on this forum, and then eliminate all four of them.

Good luck finding them.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24 on:** July 07, 2013, 12:20:34 AM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on July 03, 2013, 07:45:19 PM

We need to be aware of all the heterosexuals on this forum, and then eliminate all four of them.

Good thing they're 4 out of Maurice's 9 personalities.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #25 on:** July 09, 2013, 04:32:11 AM »

Quote from: The Experiment on July 03, 2013, 06:39:21 AM

A couple days ago I came inside of my girlfriend's vagina. It was everything I thought it would be.

You are already dad.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #26 on:** July 09, 2013, 05:24:11 AM »

This thread reminds me of that friends episode when Phoebe's husband confesses he is actually straight.

News:

Author Topic: Heterosexual Awareness month! (Read 1853 times)