Author Topic: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover (Read 5961 times)

Shaka Khan · « **on:** July 04, 2013, 10:18:03 AM »

A Shark Johnson original commemorating this event:

What's everyone doing today?

For the first half of the day I'll be at a BBQ where there's a high chance of awkwardness, and for the second half I'm tracking down my bro Positive and my sis Ms Positive. Perhaps treat them to something special to celebrate their 1-year anniversary.

What aboutchu people?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:19:36 AM »

Gonna exercise my freedom to blow stuff up!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:20:33 AM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:24:22 AM »

Speaking of BBQs, I'm supposed to bring meats with me and I initially intended to buy stuff and marinate overnight. Obviously I didn't, and now I'm wondering if I can find something decent right now. Any suggestions?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #4 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:28:08 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:24:22 AM

Speaking of BBQs, I'm supposed to bring meats with me and I initially intended to buy stuff and marinate overnight. Obviously I didn't, and now I'm wondering if I can find something decent right now. Any suggestions?

Just get some chicken and soak it in a homemade marinade for a few hours:

http://bbq.about.com/od/marinaderecipes/r/teriyaki-marinade.htm

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:28:29 AM »

Nope you're fucked.

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You don't need to marinade over night, Just for a few hours. Hell, even one hour is fine.

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As for me, going to friends house later.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:30:30 AM »

GET OUT OF MAH COUNTRY FERNERS, FEGGITS, AND CANADIANS

Eric P · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:32:37 AM »

Quote

237 years without a single hostile takeover

WRONG

Adam Weishaupt has had this shit on lock since day one.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:32:39 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:24:22 AM

Speaking of BBQs, I'm supposed to bring meats with me and I initially intended to buy stuff and marinate overnight. Obviously I didn't, and now I'm wondering if I can find something decent right now. Any suggestions?

if you have a food processor make this:

http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ree-drummond/restaurant-style-salsa-recipe/index.html

Boogie · « **Reply #9 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:34:30 AM »

Technically, a British force did temporarily occupy Washington in 1814 and burned the White House (and most public buildings in the city) down.

Good Jon cleaning up since then, ol' chaps.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #10 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:43:35 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 04, 2013, 10:28:08 AM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:24:22 AM
Speaking of BBQs, I'm supposed to bring meats with me and I initially intended to buy stuff and marinate overnight. Obviously I didn't, and now I'm wondering if I can find something decent right now. Any suggestions?

Just get some chicken and soak it in a homemade marinade for a few hours:

http://bbq.about.com/od/marinaderecipes/r/teriyaki-marinade.htm

Homemade? You're overestimating how much I care here. Right now I'm looking at something ready.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #11 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:44:53 AM »

Quote from: Eric P on July 04, 2013, 10:32:37 AM

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237 years without a single hostile takeover

WRONG

Adam Weishaupt has had this shit on lock since day one.

Shit, he's even on the one dollar bill.

On topic:

nudemacusers · « **Reply #12 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:49:42 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:43:35 AM

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 04, 2013, 10:28:08 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:24:22 AM
Speaking of BBQs, I'm supposed to bring meats with me and I initially intended to buy stuff and marinate overnight. Obviously I didn't, and now I'm wondering if I can find something decent right now. Any suggestions?

Just get some chicken and soak it in a homemade marinade for a few hours:

http://bbq.about.com/od/marinaderecipes/r/teriyaki-marinade.htm

Homemade? You're overestimating how much I care here. Right now I'm looking at something ready.

get some chinese takeout teriyaki chicken

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #13 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:54:36 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:24:22 AM

I'm supposed to bring meats with me...Any suggestions?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #14 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:56:48 AM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on July 04, 2013, 10:49:42 AM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:43:35 AM
Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 04, 2013, 10:28:08 AM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 10:24:22 AM
Speaking of BBQs, I'm supposed to bring meats with me and I initially intended to buy stuff and marinate overnight. Obviously I didn't, and now I'm wondering if I can find something decent right now. Any suggestions?

Just get some chicken and soak it in a homemade marinade for a few hours:

http://bbq.about.com/od/marinaderecipes/r/teriyaki-marinade.htm

Homemade? You're overestimating how much I care here. Right now I'm looking at something ready.
get some chinese takeout teriyaki chicken

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #15 on:** July 04, 2013, 10:57:42 AM »

I celebrated America by watching the most American anime ever, Mad Bull 34:

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16 on:** July 04, 2013, 11:04:18 AM »

hell yeah mad bull

might marathon gory 80s/80s animes today

Eric P · « **Reply #17 on:** July 04, 2013, 11:06:11 AM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #18 on:** July 04, 2013, 11:07:22 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on July 04, 2013, 10:57:42 AM

I celebrated America by watching the most American anime ever, Mad Bull 34:

NSFF [Not Safe For Foreigners]

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** July 04, 2013, 11:28:33 AM »

king of the internet · « **Reply #20 on:** July 04, 2013, 11:48:57 AM »

I just like to sit around and think about how jealous all of the other countries are of us.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #21 on:** July 04, 2013, 11:54:40 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on July 04, 2013, 11:48:57 AM

I just like to sit around and think about how jealous all of the other countries are of us.

I do this every day.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #22 on:** July 04, 2013, 12:12:34 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on July 04, 2013, 11:28:33 AM

Goddamn Mexicans, what else is new?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23 on:** July 04, 2013, 12:13:39 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on July 04, 2013, 12:12:34 PM

Quote from: Diunx on July 04, 2013, 11:28:33 AM

Goddamn Mexicans, what else is new?

:'(

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I actually want to take a nap today no lie

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Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24 on:** July 04, 2013, 12:14:25 PM »

Wait, are you Mexican?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #25 on:** July 04, 2013, 12:18:21 PM »

halfsies! I don't even know my dad!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #26 on:** July 04, 2013, 12:21:21 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on July 04, 2013, 12:18:21 PM

halfsies! I don't even know my dad!

That's hot bb. 'Splains a lot.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27 on:** July 04, 2013, 12:22:32 PM »

will u be my uncle sam tonight bb? I have some poppers and I don't mean fireworks

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #28 on:** July 04, 2013, 12:24:11 PM »

How are you not gay and inside of ms already?

Raban · « **Reply #29 on:** July 04, 2013, 12:29:59 PM »

Happy birthday, America! I love you

nudemacusers · « **Reply #30 on:** July 04, 2013, 12:32:26 PM »

mañana, mañana, me siesta

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #31 on:** July 04, 2013, 12:41:15 PM »

'MERICA!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #32 on:** July 04, 2013, 12:49:30 PM »

dat striped bulge

...

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #33 on:** July 04, 2013, 01:07:16 PM »

I wanted to say something but I didn't want to be too predictable.

Atramental · « **Reply #34 on:** July 04, 2013, 01:07:33 PM »

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #35 on:** July 04, 2013, 01:09:18 PM »

Mandark · « **Reply #36 on:** July 04, 2013, 01:16:36 PM »

Atramental · « **Reply #37 on:** July 04, 2013, 01:18:51 PM »

Raban · « **Reply #38 on:** July 04, 2013, 01:28:18 PM »

Huff · « **Reply #39 on:** July 04, 2013, 01:32:45 PM »

Just got off work. Going to go get hammered and try to sleep with some new to college 18 yr old whore

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #40 on:** July 04, 2013, 01:48:20 PM »

I completely forgot it was a holiday and just went to work like normal. Now I'm annoyed the cafeteria isn't open

but luckily the coffee machines still work

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #41 on:** July 04, 2013, 01:49:59 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #42 on:** July 04, 2013, 02:04:15 PM »

1812+237 != 2013

lennedsay · « **Reply #43 on:** July 04, 2013, 02:05:53 PM »

I'm sitting on my ass, refusing to do anything LIKE A TRUE MURICAN!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #44 on:** July 04, 2013, 02:25:25 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 04, 2013, 02:04:15 PM

1812+237 != 2013

A couple of buildings got burned down, big deal. It's not like we consider the time an elk wandered into the Canadian capital building and knocked over the Prime Minister's moose fat cook stove last week to be a hostile take over of Canada.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #45 on:** July 04, 2013, 02:27:46 PM »

Just made some sweet potato fries and lima beans. I'll pick up some bbq later - delivery.

X-COM and Netflix for me. Happy birthday America but I'm staying inside.

Diunx · « **Reply #46 on:** July 04, 2013, 02:31:33 PM »

Taco Bell has $1 Cheesy Melt in honor of Yankland birthday

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #47 on:** July 04, 2013, 02:31:56 PM »

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #48 on:** July 04, 2013, 02:32:41 PM »

Arvie correcting people.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #49 on:** July 04, 2013, 02:33:52 PM »

Also about to share a vodka infused watermelon.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #50 on:** July 04, 2013, 02:39:47 PM »

MERICA

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #51 on:** July 04, 2013, 07:16:09 PM »

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/brooklyn/joey-chestnut-wins-hot-dog-contest-article-1.1390200

USA! USA! USA!

Trent Dole · « **Reply #52 on:** July 04, 2013, 07:30:46 PM »

I stayed up too damn late playing Arkham City and PSO2 and now I am at my open 24 hours job half awake. Yay?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #53 on:** July 04, 2013, 08:12:00 PM »

lennedsay · « **Reply #54 on:** July 04, 2013, 09:27:41 PM »

Back to work tomorrow...

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #55 on:** July 05, 2013, 12:54:37 AM »

Back to my taking the week off of work tomorrow.

Your Stalker · « **Reply #56 on:** July 05, 2013, 01:19:32 AM »

back to being a worthless bum

Positive Touch · « **Reply #57 on:** July 05, 2013, 01:34:13 AM »

well i gained 50 pounds today

my plans to rectify that are to play all video games and not wear pants until monday

Brehvolution · « **Reply #58 on:** July 05, 2013, 01:59:25 AM »

Did some paddle boating. Grilled the usual 4th spread. Spent some time with my mom who is in town from Phoenix. Swam in a lake. Watched some fireworks.

Am_I_Anonymous · « **Reply #59 on:** July 05, 2013, 08:33:11 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on July 04, 2013, 10:34:30 AM

Technically, a British force did temporarily occupy Washington in 1814 and burned the White House (and most public buildings in the city) down.

Good Jon cleaning up since then, ol' chaps.

Well gotta hand it to the brits....they were tidy. They make for good bitches.

But seriously, thanks! Coming from a country who couldn't handle fighting France and a couple hillbillies at the same time, it means a lot!

Took the boat out, watched the fireworks with the family and then was granted guy time(!!) and drank some Hop Bomber with the boys.

That's about as good as it gets when you're married!

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Author Topic: Good jon America: 237 years without a single hostile takeover (Read 5961 times)