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Good luck: only an inch and it would have been your head
6 (33.3%)
Bad luck: you still got shitted on, only an inch and it would have been on the street
6 (33.3%)
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6 (33.3%)

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Cerveza mas fina

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Bird shits on your shoe...
« on: July 07, 2013, 02:15:15 PM »
It's on.
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: Bird shits on your shoe...
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2013, 02:20:39 PM »
Considering the area of the street to your head and shoe; bad luck.
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Momo

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Re: Bird shits on your shoe...
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2013, 02:25:33 PM »
kill it
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DCharlieJP

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Re: Bird shits on your shoe...
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2013, 02:37:24 PM »
throw her out of your house
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Rufus

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Re: Bird shits on your shoe...
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2013, 02:41:09 PM »
Pray that it wipes off easy, I guess. Sneakers? Welp...
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headwalk

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Re: Bird shits on your shoe...
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2013, 03:25:13 PM »
i grab it by the throat and punch its lights out, from then on out its pretty much the rime of the ancient mariner.
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chronovore

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Re: Bird shits on your shoe...
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2013, 07:03:58 PM »
Footage of the crash at SFO is being shown on the morning news here. 16 injured, 2 dead, on a 777's botched landing.

Bird poop on your shoes: God reminding you that, at any time, he can take you out.
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nudemacusers

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Re: Bird shits on your shoe...
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2013, 07:13:18 PM »
Be glad I'm wearing white sneakers.

Be less glad they are partially perforated leather  :'( :'( :'(
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nudemacusers

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Re: Bird shits on your shoe...
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2013, 07:27:38 PM »
I'm not sure which poll option to select; I'd rather get shit on my head than my shoes. I can wash my head pretty easily.
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Yeti

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Re: Bird shits on your shoe...
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2013, 08:39:50 PM »
Definitely bad luck. And if anyone around me reacts with anything less than total sympathy, they are getting a kick to the ass, using that shoe. :punch
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Re: Bird shits on your shoe...
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2013, 11:32:23 PM »
I'd like to see anyone who says "good luck" be put to the test.
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CrystalGemini

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Re: Bird shits on your shoe...
« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2013, 04:16:47 AM »
Shit on the bird.
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Re: Bird shits on your shoe...
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2013, 04:33:58 AM »
Bird has shat on my head before. I considered it a compliment that my hair was the shiniest thing for it that day.  :-*
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chronovore

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Re: Bird shits on your shoe...
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2013, 07:11:16 AM »
Quote from: CrystalGemini on July 08, 2013, 04:16:47 AM
Shit on the bird.

You must have mad defecation skills.
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Cerveza mas fina

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Re: Bird shits on your shoe...
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2013, 07:55:37 AM »
This poll is so tight.

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