Ohio man arrested after having sex with inflatable float... for the 2nd time

[Human Snorenado]

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-accused-repeatedly-sex-rubber-float-article-1.1395905#ixzz2Yl86sAmo

A pumped-up pervert from Ohio just can't get enough loving from his neighbor's pink inflatable pool raft, police said.

Edwin Tobergta, 34, has been busted having sex with the inanimate rubber float twice in the last two years, police said.

He now faces 12 months in jail for public indecency.

WHIOTV reports that Tobergta was first arrested in 2011 when the owner of the raft spotted him humping the float in an alleyway.

On shouting at him to stop, the suspect ran off with his "sex toy."

TOXICADAM EXPLAIN

[brob]

so, do they go into detail on why did the neighbor kept it after the first time?

[Flannel Boy]

Whatever floats his boat.

[Mupepe]

Whatever floats his boat.

A+

[Phoenix Dark]

These are the types of hijinks I enjoy. Will definitely be seeing Grown Ups 2 now.

[Mupepe]

These are the types of hijinks I enjoy. Will definitely be seeing Grown Ups 2 now.

F U

[Diunx]

so, do they go into detail on why did the neighbor kept it after the first time?

It was a pretty good flotation device.

[CrystalGemini]

No pics of the float?

[Momo]

Ohio man arrested after having sex with inflatable float... for the 2nd time

Creepy Old Guy

TOXICADAM EXPLAIN

[etiolate]

 

No pics of the float?

We try not to shame the victim in these cases.

[Eli Gulgin]

But how can I say "would" if there are no pics

[Mupepe]

But how can I say "would" if there are no pics

I think there's a joke in there somewhere about wood floating too, but I'm too lazy to figure it out.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

How does one even accomplish this? Sounds painful.

[Himu]

That poor float has seen the worst of it.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

That poor float has seen the worst of it.

I hereby rename this float Anna Nicole Smith.