Author Topic: Lewis Black starts war with Tejas - Texans, get yer guns (Read 1505 times)

Himu · « **on:** July 18, 2013, 03:39:37 PM »

http://www.nymiddlefingertx.com/

Yeah man, like, i've never had vietnamese and chinese in texas. where 2 find

the alamo does stink tho

Mupepe · « **Reply #1 on:** July 18, 2013, 03:47:40 PM »

Content is blocked at work, but what does he say? Texas is alright *shrug*

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** July 18, 2013, 03:48:34 PM »

Alexis Texas doesn't fuck niccas

Himu · « **Reply #3 on:** July 18, 2013, 03:49:23 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 18, 2013, 03:47:40 PM

Content is blocked at work, but what does he say? Texas is alright *shrug*

fuck texas because we [new yorkers] have wall st and chinese/vietnamese food and variety of people

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #4 on:** July 18, 2013, 03:55:16 PM »

Yeah, but Texas executes distinguished mentally-challenged fellows

Trurl · « **Reply #5 on:** July 18, 2013, 03:59:43 PM »

I have no idea what Bhutanese food is like. I'm just going to assume it's noodles with broth. I'll never be able to try it in Ohio anyway. :,-(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** July 18, 2013, 04:00:09 PM »

Just think how much more secure the US financial sector would be if NY executed its distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** July 18, 2013, 04:01:06 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 18, 2013, 04:00:09 PM

Just think how much more secure the US financial sector would be if NY executed its distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

Okay this got me

Himu · « **Reply #8 on:** July 18, 2013, 04:08:44 PM »

haven't had bhutanese, but houston has a big asian demographic and i've had a lot of experience with asian foods

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 18, 2013, 04:00:09 PM

Just think how much more secure the US financial sector would be if NY executed its distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #9 on:** July 18, 2013, 04:10:35 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 18, 2013, 04:00:09 PM

Just think how much more secure the US financial sector would be if NY executed its distinguished mentally-challenged fellows.

...touche.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** July 18, 2013, 04:15:22 PM »

Although, Tejas only executes it's black distinguished mentally-challenged people, and even in NY they don't let distinguished black fellows in positions of power with money.

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** July 18, 2013, 04:59:17 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on July 18, 2013, 04:47:17 PM

if texas had no barbecue...

we'd still have texmex

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** July 18, 2013, 04:59:53 PM »

texmex is disgusting, himu. smh

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** July 18, 2013, 05:00:43 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 18, 2013, 04:59:53 PM

texmex is disgusting, himu. smh

The plebes don't realize the difference boo

Mupepe · « **Reply #14 on:** July 18, 2013, 05:02:13 PM »

StealthFan · « **Reply #15 on:** July 18, 2013, 05:18:59 PM »

Lewis Black stopped being funny back in 2004. Which is a shame, because he was hilarious before that.

Mupepe · « **Reply #16 on:** July 18, 2013, 05:31:55 PM »

I'll make some salsa in my molcaejete that will make your puss wet, bro. You have no idea. And everyone comes to Texas for the authentic Mexican food but without all shittiness that comes with Mexico.

Himu · « **Reply #17 on:** July 18, 2013, 05:37:32 PM »

Yup. Authentic mexicanos taqueria!

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #18 on:** July 18, 2013, 06:08:38 PM »

I would kill myself if I had to live in Texas.

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** July 18, 2013, 06:09:43 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 18, 2013, 06:08:38 PM

I would kill myself if I had to live in Texas.

The age of consent isn't THAT bad

etiolate · « **Reply #20 on:** July 18, 2013, 06:14:30 PM »

Had a molcajete from a local place a few weeks ago. nomnomnom

StealthFan · « **Reply #21 on:** July 18, 2013, 06:16:52 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on July 18, 2013, 06:09:43 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on July 18, 2013, 06:08:38 PM
I would kill myself if I had to live in Texas.
The age of consent isn't THAT bad

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #22 on:** July 18, 2013, 06:39:59 PM »

Texas is great!

...

Except for all the annoying Texans.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #23 on:** July 18, 2013, 06:44:45 PM »

There's this little place in Sherman, Texas that serves Salvadorean food. Maaaaaaaan, it is so incredibly good.

They also show soccer on two different TVs.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #24 on:** July 18, 2013, 06:55:39 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 18, 2013, 03:55:16 PM

Yeah, but Texas executes distinguished mentally-challenged fellows

But not all of them

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** July 18, 2013, 06:57:04 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on July 18, 2013, 06:55:39 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on July 18, 2013, 03:55:16 PM
Yeah, but Texas executes distinguished mentally-challenged fellows
But not all of them

They elect the white ones governor, apparently

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** July 18, 2013, 08:10:38 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on July 18, 2013, 06:44:45 PM

There's this little place in Sherman, Texas that serves Salvadorean food. Maaaaaaaan, it is so incredibly good.

They also show soccer on two different TVs.

(Image removed from quote.)

pfft. I'm married to a Salvadoran. I haven't had a pupusa in any restaurant that stands up to her moms recipe.

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Author Topic: Lewis Black starts war with Tejas - Texans, get yer guns (Read 1505 times)