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Guillen, who is also known by the amazing nickname "Corta Nalgas," or "butt cutter," is wanted for stabbing the butts of at least 13 women in the northern Virginia area from February to July of last year. Most of the attacks occurred in malls, where the butt stabber would distract his victims before making a small cut through their pants.

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Re: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2013, 05:02:55 PM »
I'll stab some butts right now

Human Snorenado

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Re: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2013, 05:08:42 PM »
What year is it?

Year of the Butt Stabber, clearly
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Re: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2013, 05:11:13 PM »
This would be a perfect thread for :tedbundy  :'(

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Re: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2013, 06:38:13 PM »
:rejoice

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Re: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2013, 09:29:16 PM »
He will get off on a self defense charge. No one can prove those butts didn't jump out of the bushes and attack him first!
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Re: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2013, 09:31:19 PM »
He'll fall back on the Stand Your Brown law.
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Re: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2013, 07:17:12 AM »
Nobody likes a backside stabber.
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Re: Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2013, 09:59:36 AM »
Rogues do it from behind.
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