Our long nightmare is over: Serial Butt Stabber finally caught

[Human Snorenado]

http://gawker.com/5876170/serial-butt-stabber-caught-butts-everywhere-rejoice

Guillen, who is also known by the amazing nickname "Corta Nalgas," or "butt cutter," is wanted for stabbing the butts of at least 13 women in the northern Virginia area from February to July of last year. Most of the attacks occurred in malls, where the butt stabber would distract his victims before making a small cut through their pants.

 

[Mupepe]

I'll stab some butts right now

[Human Snorenado]

What year is it?

Year of the Butt Stabber, clearly

[Shadow Mod]

This would be a perfect thread for :tedbundy  :'(

[Momo]

[Yeti]

He will get off on a self defense charge. No one can prove those butts didn't jump out of the bushes and attack him first!

[Eel O'Brian]

He'll fall back on the Stand Your Brown law.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Nobody likes a backside stabber.

[Joe Molotov]

Rogues do it from behind.