Nerdiest shit I've ever done in a game

[Eel O'Brian]

There's this follower in Skyrim named Illia. She's my favorite follower because she just wrecks motherfuckers with her ice bolt attack, and I'm playing on Adept so sometimes I need the extra firepower. She's glitched, though - if you dismiss her for any reason, you can't ask her to follow you again without going into the console and resetting the player relationship rank.

I got married in the game because I like free money, but I don't care for my "wife" (Mjoll) as a follower. You can't get divorced in Skyrim. The only way to keep Illia with me without having to go into the console all the time is to marry her, and in the vanilla game she can't be married.

So I downloaded a divorce mod, got rid of Mjoll, went into the console and set it so I could marry Illia and have free money + badass follower.

I hacked Skyrim so I could get a divorce

[Human Snorenado]

[hampster]

I unlocked the Calculator class by the second map (sweegy woods) in Final Fantasy Tactics

[Joe Molotov]

If anyone downloads this, they will win the thread:

[Shaka Khan]

If only we could the hack the consoles of women in real life, amirite?

[archie4208]

If anyone downloads this, they will win the thread:

That...actually looks pretty cool.

Why can't it be a Shogun 2 mod? 

[Steve Youngblood]

I unlocked the Calculator class by the second map (sweegy woods) in Final Fantasy Tactics

What? Why? Why would you do this?

[fistfulofmetal]

The only reason I played through Mass Effect 1 after playing Mass Effect 2 was to create a "no romance" save which I could import into ME2 and replay it again.

All for the purpose of making my Tali romance that much stronger.

[Rufus]

Savescumming through romance options in BG2. I think I might have even cheated to get there, not sure. My wimp Elf Kensai got busy with every woman you could. Viconia was my favorite. Jaheira was weird, because we stumbled upon her husband's corpse at the beginning of the game. Aerie (?) was just weird and whiny and had creepy looking alien eyes and got annoying quickly.

[Human Snorenado]

I murdered my first wife in Skyrim because I got bored with her 

[Cerveza mas fina]

This thread is a pleonasm 

Nerdiest of the nerdiest though is making posing pics inside WoW.

[nudemacusers]

If only we could the hack the consoles of women in real life, amirite?

do you even pua bro?

http://seductionfaq.com/blog/

Playing mind games with her puts you in control of her mind.

Easier than the konami code breh

[Cerveza mas fina]

Too bad it only works on the weaker sex

/shaka

[magus]

i played disgaea up to 100 hours just so that i could beat the strongest enemy in the game... i've also played MH3 for something like 200 hours

i think there was a time were i attempted starting FF8 at level 99 by grinding dino's at the start of the game but i don't really remember how did it go

[Human Snorenado]

...I have over 150 hours combined between Persona 3 and 4

[archie4208]

I've roleplayed as a female night elf.

Come at me bros.

That's more creepy than nerdy.

[Rufus]

dudes who play as girls in RPGs (Image removed from quote.)

What, you got any insecurities or something.

Now RP'ing in MMOs in general... Yeah. Best so far.

[magus]

oh oh! i know of another good one!

i'm actualy mentioned in a gamefaqs guide for discovering a bunch of secret password in a game,i discovered them by using some ripping tools to browse the game files,then i found the file containing all the text in the game and they were there written in normal ASCII without no codification at all

[Great Rumbler]

dudes who play as girls in RPGs (Image removed from quote.)

You got a problem with that, bro?

[Rufus]

why would that be an insecurity? I just find all these elven bikini bodyarmor type dudes weird as hell

Well, those are suspect, but I assumed it was about playing as a girl in general, seeing as that's all you mentioned. That always reads douchey to me. Guys will then try to defend themselves right after using the classic "I'd rather stare at a girl's ass when I play" or something along those eyes.

tl;dr Bro masculinity questioning subtext? Yes, no?

oh oh! i know of another good one!

Playing a bunch of bad moe games?

[Brehvolution]

I took a game 6 series loss in the NBA finals(NBA2K13) so my player knows how it feels to get so close and lose.

[magus]

Well, those are suspect, but I assumed it was about playing as a girl in general, seeing as that's all you mentioned. That always reads douchey to me. Guys will then try to defend themselves right after using the classic "I'd rather stare at a girl's ass when I play" or something along those eyes.

tl;dr Bro masculinity questioning subtext? Yes, no?

Playing a bunch of bad moe games?

[Rufus]

Really? Suggesting you're a lolicon perv and/or masochist is the same to you as that?

[Great Rumbler]

I always play a female character in RPGs that give me that option.

[Eel O'Brian]

i make her dress like this, too

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[nudemacusers]

well it's a good thing her most important features are protected.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

No MLP tattooes mod yet?

You're slacking Eel.

[Eel O'Brian]

no, that's in-game armor (armor of the old gods, boosts magic stats way up), i don't mess around with skins or character appearance mods or anything like that

i just think it's funny to have a cavewoman following me around

[D3RANG3D]

no, that's in-game armor (armor of the old gods, boosts magic stats way up), i don't mess around with skins or character appearance mods or anything like that

i just think it's funny to have a cavewoman following me around

That isn't a body mod?

[Positive Touch]

i played most of fallout 3 without using quickwarp because it felt appropriate to have every trip be a potentially deadly struggle to survive.

[Positive Touch]

dudes who play as girls in RPGs (Image removed from quote.)

  dont fuck with my commander shepard

[Eel O'Brian]

no, that's in-game armor (armor of the old gods, boosts magic stats way up), i don't mess around with skins or character appearance mods or anything like that

i just think it's funny to have a cavewoman following me around

That isn't a body mod?

no, but i guess it reskins whoever wears it a little, that chick is a bit skinnier without it

[Great Rumbler]

why would that be an insecurity? I just find all these elven bikini bodyarmor type dudes weird as hell

Well, those are suspect, but I assumed it was about playing as a girl in general, seeing as that's all you mentioned. That always reads douchey to me. Guys will then try to defend themselves right after using the classic "I'd rather stare at a girl's ass when I play" or something along those eyes.

tl;dr Bro masculinity questioning subtext? Yes, no?

Naw, i just find it weird and kinda suspect. Like, why. If it offers gameplay diversity of some kind i'm fine with it tho

If I wanted to play myself in an RPG, I'd go outside.

[Yeti]

I beat all of the bosses in Mega Man X without using any special weapons, charged shots, or rapid fire.  It was one pellet on the screen at a time.

[Himu]

I beat all of the bosses in Mega Man X without using any special weapons, charged shots, or rapid fire.  It was one pellet on the screen at a time.

No charged shots? What the fuck.

[Shaka Khan]

i make her dress like this, too

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This is how I dressed mine when I played through the game.

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You can't see the black eye in this shot, but it's there.

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[Eel O'Brian]

[Howard Alan Treesong]

dudes who play as girls in RPGs (Image removed from quote.)

  dont fuck with my commander shepard

he said RPGs 

[Phoenix Dark]

I hacked Skyrim so I could get a divorce

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[Steve Contra]

I did everything you could possibly do in FFX.

[Huff]

I did everything you could possibly do in FFX.

and I'm going to do it again in a couple months 

[Rufus]

I did everything you could possibly do in FFX.

Oh god, the lightning dodging...

[Positive Touch]

I did everything you could possibly do in FFX.

and ff4, ff6, ff8, ff9...

[headwalk]

you're treading in the footsteps of kings.

literally, that's basically what henry viii did.

[tiesto]

I first learned how to "program" via Epic Games first ever release, an ANSI-graphics based game creation tool called ZZT. Even made an old webpage devoted to to games people made with it and got a link-back from Tim Sweeney himself.

[etiolate]

In High School, I found that I had QBASIC on my windows 3.11. I then got a used/expired computer science book from a small place in town that sells discounted school books to teachers/schools on a budget. I then used the chapter in the book on QBASIC to program a text adventure/rpg game that played a bit like a MUD. Of course, I had to have awesome cheats, so I wrote in a script so that anyone who logged in with the password "Kwizats Haderach" got a badass sword called The Crysknife.

I have already put in 2,114 Hours into Guild Wars 2. I have three screenshots folders for the game with a combined 3,299 screenshots from the game.

My WoW/GW1 time played is likely worse.

I have stories published under a pseudoname I used for a character in Guild Wars: Prophecies.

[Phoenix Dark]

I attended a wedding in WoW. I also bought a suit off the auction house, which cost a decent amount of gold at the time.

[nudemacusers]

I attended a wedding in WoW. I also bought a suit off the auction house, which cost a decent amount of gold at the time.

[Shaka Khan]

I attended a wedding in WoW. I also bought a suit off the auction house, which cost a decent amount of gold at the time.

But did you get it tailored? Now that would push it over the edge.

[Phoenix Dark]

I attended a wedding in WoW. I also bought a suit off the auction house, which cost a decent amount of gold at the time.

But did you get it tailored? Now that would push it over the edge.

No, but as a blacksmith I made a plate metal belt that went perfectly with the suit

[Shaka Khan]

I attended a wedding in WoW. I also bought a suit off the auction house, which cost a decent amount of gold at the time.

But did you get it tailored? Now that would push it over the edge.

No, but as a blacksmith I made a plate metal belt that went perfectly with the suit

Time to push you over the edge.

[etiolate]

there was a lot of weddings on our server

and a lot of naked gnomes crashing the party

[Rahxephon91]

I jerked off to the Dead or Alive 2 Hardcore picture gallery.

[etiolate]

well then

[Human Snorenado]

I jerked off to the Dead or Alive 2 Hardcore picture gallery.

Thats not in-game though. So.. I've played Final Fantasy XIII a lot.

[Himu]

You are a very brave person, Rah.

[Rahxephon91]

No it's called I was 11 and I only had a PS2 in my room. Computer was in the family room.

[Himu]

I started masturbating when I was 14.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Leper rah

When i was young we used to jerk off to mail order catalogues

[Rufus]

When i was young we used to jerk off to mail order catalogues

Yeheaaa. I think that's why I have a thing for stockings.