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Eel O'Brian

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Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« on: July 26, 2013, 01:13:05 PM »
http://cruncheons.podbean.com/mf/web/3shypp/Cruncheons47.mp3

We're back with talk of Summer gaming rituals, Kickstarter, various games we've been playing...and then Doug reads you a bedtime story.

Also, a chance to win Last of Us!

(8:12) Summer gaming rituals
(37:20) Kickstarter highs and lows
(1:01:00) Dynasty Warriors 8
(1:09:20) Civilization 5: Brave New World
(1:18:40) Quick Hits - Rogue Legacy, The Pit, Teleglitch
(1:24:15) Mercenary Kings
(1:29:12) Enter to win Last of Us!
(1:32:45) Doug's Bedtime Story

We'll talk to you again soon!
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #1 on: July 26, 2013, 01:16:27 PM »
:rejoice New Cruncheons  :lawd :noah :aah
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #2 on: July 26, 2013, 01:18:05 PM »
:whoo :phil :mouf :aah :rejoice

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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #3 on: July 26, 2013, 01:19:41 PM »
this one is a very spicy meatball
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2013, 01:57:01 PM »
:rejoice
Right before the weekend. :rock
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #6 on: July 26, 2013, 02:38:48 PM »
prepare to commit butthole suicide
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2013, 03:00:33 PM »
:bow Tirolf :bow2
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #8 on: July 26, 2013, 04:06:53 PM »
Cruncheons = leg day.

There's nothing like doing squats while listening to Doug.

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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2013, 05:43:22 PM »
I petition to make erotica readings a regular feature. Quality content only.

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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2013, 05:06:16 AM »
Only 10mins on Brave New World frag? Were you not feeling well?
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2013, 06:25:15 AM »
Only 10mins on Brave New World frag? Were you not feeling well?

The longer he talks about it, the less time he has to play it.
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2013, 06:32:35 AM »
I just assume frag is always playing it and has learned unconscious competence for everything else he needs to do.
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2013, 11:55:39 AM »
In further proof that you should never podcast and drink, if you've tried to email me about the copy of TLOU, the email address is actually bartleby.humanist at g mail dot blah blah blah
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2013, 12:47:08 PM »
In further proof that you should never podcast and drink, if you've tried to email me about the copy of TLOU, the email address is actually bartleby.humanist at g mail dot blah blah blah

I put up my request on a m4m craigslist ad since I couldn't get the right e-mail.

You'd be amazed at what can transpire underneath the wall of a bathroom stall.

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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2013, 01:21:38 PM »
I don't think some of us would be amazed
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2013, 10:24:31 PM »
Is Iron Roses on your list?
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #17 on: July 29, 2013, 12:17:53 PM »
Torolf is just a male power fantasy.

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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #18 on: July 29, 2013, 12:26:04 PM »
we are all the hilda to mupepe's torolf.

also, god help me, if there is a time that comes when "dick parkinson's" does not make me laugh uncontrollably, TAKE MY LIFE
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #19 on: July 29, 2013, 05:33:34 PM »
Doug's pronunciation of Torolf ruined the bed time story. >:(

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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2013, 05:41:31 PM »
Keeping completely in character, the only game I've played (besides Puzzle and Dragon) since this was recorded has been an ironborn, hardcore D3 Barbarian named TIROLF.  Pronunciation be fucked.
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2013, 05:47:00 PM »
you raging cunt

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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2013, 06:08:33 PM »
:umad
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #23 on: July 29, 2013, 06:11:33 PM »
Playing HC in D3? Good, good. :obama
Did you have any wealth there or are you going to be forced to play self-found for a while once you reach Inferno?

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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #24 on: July 29, 2013, 07:48:17 PM »
I'm doing completely self-found, thus the "ironborn" descriptor.  Not even purchasing shit from vendors, no AH.

...I do make my bitch blacksmith craft me shit tho, that's my vassal right there.
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #25 on: July 29, 2013, 10:39:15 PM »
Ah, OK, didn't register the first time I read it.
It would be torture not to craft once you hit Inferno, especially with the Demon Essence recipes. Just getting a decent weapon so you don't have to hack at something for minutes could take a while without crafting.

Pro-tip: The Key Warden in Act 4 is really dangerous. Or at least he was when I still played.

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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #26 on: July 30, 2013, 09:25:22 AM »
Was it spelled 'Clunge'?
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Re: Cruncheons 47: Bedtime Stories
« Reply #27 on: July 30, 2013, 09:56:01 AM »
yes
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