Author Topic: BROS. Christina Aguilera is BACK. (Read 1988 times)

Human Snorenado · « **on:** July 29, 2013, 12:00:45 AM »

hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng

Positive Touch · « **Reply #1 on:** July 29, 2013, 12:02:42 AM »

acting like her losing weight is an improvement?? and here i thought you were cool triumph.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** July 29, 2013, 12:03:11 AM »

god damn

Positive Touch · « **Reply #3 on:** July 29, 2013, 12:03:42 AM »

never forget

Your Stalker · « **Reply #4 on:** July 29, 2013, 12:04:41 AM »

her weight seems to fluctuate a fuckton

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** July 29, 2013, 12:06:42 AM »

"back" as in "back on The Voice and looking damn fine"

Honestly didn't notice she seems to have slimmed down a bit, but who cares?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** July 29, 2013, 12:14:23 AM »

I can't find a link but I remember DJ Premier saying he went to her house to record some stuff, back when they were working on her album, and Flavor Flav was there playing Mario Kart with her

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7 on:** July 29, 2013, 12:26:01 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2013, 12:14:23 AM

I can't find a link but I remember DJ Premier saying he went to her house to record some stuff, back when they were working on her album, and Flavor Flav was there playing Mario Kart with her

I wonder if Flav got his dick sucked while playing MK?

chronovore · « **Reply #8 on:** July 29, 2013, 12:27:18 AM »

Christina is definitely one of my guilty pleasures. I've never understood how anyone can hate on that voice; she's got talent.

Himu · « **Reply #9 on:** July 29, 2013, 01:44:12 AM »

your fave could never

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #10 on:** July 29, 2013, 03:08:26 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2013, 12:03:11 AM

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god damn

Maurice knows whats up

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #11 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:10:45 AM »

looks like jey leno in the face :lenowned

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #12 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:18:27 AM »

bud · « **Reply #13 on:** July 29, 2013, 07:58:09 AM »

she didn't lose any weight in her face.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #14 on:** July 29, 2013, 08:12:21 AM »

She didn't need to lose weight, what PD posted was her at hear peak.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #15 on:** July 29, 2013, 09:09:14 AM »

Quote from: bud on July 29, 2013, 07:58:09 AM

she didn't lose any weight in her face.

Silicon doesn't burn, afaik. Lol.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #16 on:** July 29, 2013, 10:40:47 AM »

There's some shenanigans going on here. I just haven't figured it out yet.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #17 on:** July 29, 2013, 10:44:40 AM »

oh god and i just noticed the NBC logo behind her too. it's almost like i planned it that way.

Rufus · « **Reply #18 on:** July 29, 2013, 10:49:50 AM »

Quote from: ToxicAdam on July 29, 2013, 10:40:47 AM

There's some shenanigans going on here. I just haven't figured it out yet.

The make-up and/or lighting makes her look like her head is just stuck on.

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** July 29, 2013, 11:03:31 AM »

Christina is pretty damn perfect. I prefer her when she was a bit thicker like in PD's gif, but she's a goddess no matter what size her waist is. I'd let her shit on my chest just to see where it came from.

Diunx · « **Reply #20 on:** July 29, 2013, 12:04:26 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2013, 12:03:11 AM

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god damn

hampster · « **Reply #21 on:** July 29, 2013, 12:14:38 PM »

Wait, what did she look like before? I never realized she was gone

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** July 29, 2013, 12:22:49 PM »

DADDY APPROVES OF THIS THREAD.

Tucah · « **Reply #23 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:11:54 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on July 29, 2013, 12:03:11 AM

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god damn

This is perfect.

tiesto · « **Reply #24 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:35:32 PM »

Quote from: chronovore on July 29, 2013, 12:27:18 AM

Christina is definitely one of my guilty pleasures. I've never understood how anyone can hate on that voice; she's got talent.

total guilty pleasure of mine

Steve Contra · « **Reply #25 on:** July 29, 2013, 06:38:08 PM »

George Zimmerman tore us apart, Christina is putting us back together

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #26 on:** July 29, 2013, 07:35:49 PM »

Quote from: hampster on July 29, 2013, 12:14:38 PM

Wait, what did she look like before? I never realized she was gone

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Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #27 on:** July 29, 2013, 07:45:24 PM »

She was bigger than this at one point

I'm all for curves, thick legs etc but she was straight up fat for awhile. Then she reached pawg status (see: the gif from earlier), now she's back to regular size.

most of us probably agree pawg status>*

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #28 on:** July 29, 2013, 07:46:16 PM »

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #29 on:** July 29, 2013, 08:47:34 PM »

She's fine, but she bleaches her hair so much I bet it has the texture of cotton candy, probably comes out in clumps when she brushes it. Someone photoshop her bald-headed.

Yeti · « **Reply #30 on:** July 29, 2013, 11:12:19 PM »

Let me know when Christina Aguilera is back, in PAWG form

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I'm sad PD won't get the joke since he's never watched the Simpsons. :'(

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Mupepe · « **Reply #31 on:** July 29, 2013, 11:13:31 PM »

I'd fuck a 300 lb xtina. Don't give no fuck. More to love, baby.

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