Author Topic: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears (Read 67684 times)

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #120 on:** September 06, 2013, 04:47:54 PM »

I wish I could dislike the above two posts

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #121 on:** September 06, 2013, 06:22:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2013, 12:23:07 AM

Just my luck to play against Manning AND Welker

Same here. Not even Adrian Peterson is gonna dig me out of this one. Sucks going in a favorite and then having that dashed completely before any of your players hit the field. My opponent had Thomas too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #122 on:** September 07, 2013, 12:35:43 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2013, 04:47:54 PM

I wish I could dislike the above two posts

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #123 on:** September 07, 2013, 02:56:08 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 07, 2013, 12:35:43 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 06, 2013, 04:47:54 PM
I wish I could dislike the above two posts

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I'm gonna catch that one so many times this year.

Fucking Kraft.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #124 on:** September 08, 2013, 01:00:57 PM »

Week One

Early
New England at Buffalo
Cincinnati at Chicago
Miami at Cleveland
Atlanta at New Orleans - shootout plz
Tampa Bay at NY Jets
Tennessee at Pittsburgh
Minnesota at Detroit - Lions trying to break 8 game losing streak from last year
Oakland at Indianapolis
Seattle at Carolina
Kansas City at Jacksonville

Late
Arizona at St. Louis
Green Bay at San Francisco - Kaep is going to run wild

Night
NY Giants at Dallas

MON, SEP 9
Philadelphia at Washington
Houston at San Diego

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TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #125 on:** September 08, 2013, 01:16:09 PM »

welp, AP already with a 70+ yard TD run

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #126 on:** September 08, 2013, 01:25:27 PM »

fucking bullshit call from the refs

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #127 on:** September 08, 2013, 01:26:18 PM »

Lord Brady

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #128 on:** September 08, 2013, 01:51:09 PM »

New season, same shit. I can't wait until this coaching staff is fired.

and the GM

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #129 on:** September 08, 2013, 02:03:12 PM »

getting beat by christian ponder

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #130 on:** September 08, 2013, 02:04:27 PM »

That awkward moment when you realize that 2/3 of your WR corps play for the Bucs...

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #131 on:** September 08, 2013, 02:05:09 PM »

Today I'm cockriding Cam Newton and AP, but I'm pretty sure I'm already dead from the Broncos.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #132 on:** September 08, 2013, 02:18:18 PM »

steelers $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$ $:-\$

Huff · « **Reply #133 on:** September 08, 2013, 02:36:22 PM »

Time for jags to forfeit the rest of the season

Groogrux · « **Reply #134 on:** September 08, 2013, 02:37:49 PM »

Cincy and AJ Green are going all out right now!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #135 on:** September 08, 2013, 02:41:40 PM »

The lack of discipline for the Lions is just stunning. Still we're only down one and clearly Ponder isn't going to beat us with his arm. D line is handling Peterson well outside of two runs (that went for TDs...). If our offense can put the ball in the end zone, we can win this.

etiolate · « **Reply #136 on:** September 08, 2013, 02:44:16 PM »

Early thoughts:

Luck still impresses me the most out of the young QBs. He makes difficult plays in difficult spots. The TD throw to the TE while he was getting sacked was impressive. Too bad the Colts D still looks like trash.

Russell Wilson is struggling a bit against the Panthers D. Almost threw 2 Ints early on. Panthers D is niiiiice. Greg Olsen's hands are not.

Adrian Peterson.

Alex Smith leading the Chiefs to an easy win. Happy for him.

Most of the QBs who looked like they were losing it still look like they're losing it. (Freeman, Raplesburger)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #137 on:** September 08, 2013, 02:50:57 PM »

I don't know why anyone is surprised that the Steelers are sucking (other than Steelers fans, who have their heads up their asses, but then again you kind of have to in order to root for a rapist QB)

I mean, who on their team is above average at their position besides Rapistburger?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #138 on:** September 08, 2013, 02:51:45 PM »

I've been saying it for weeks, but if we lost today in Carolina, I won't be shocked. Our defense is seriously beat up right now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #139 on:** September 08, 2013, 03:11:12 PM »

Lions d line continues to look impressive. Peterson has -5 yards on his last 9 carries.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #140 on:** September 08, 2013, 03:25:35 PM »

Steelers gonna have a wonderful 5-11 season

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #141 on:** September 08, 2013, 03:27:44 PM »

Wilson starting to get warmed up. Now we just need the D to hang on.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #142 on:** September 08, 2013, 03:28:09 PM »

Bush looks amazing so far

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #143 on:** September 08, 2013, 03:32:00 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2013, 03:28:09 PM

Bush looks amazing so far

I have him but played Morris

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #144 on:** September 08, 2013, 03:37:17 PM »

Hey look at that, our D-line can't stop the run. Shocking.

edit: FUMBLE THANK YOU FOOTBALL GODS

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #145 on:** September 08, 2013, 03:39:11 PM »

Ugh. Sit on the space needle.

meni stronk · « **Reply #146 on:** September 08, 2013, 03:47:51 PM »

man I just found out about the Gamepass via VPN thing. anyone here doing this? it would be worth it to get around blackouts alone, but I want to know for sure the quality is better than the nutjob.eu streams

Tucah · « **Reply #147 on:** September 08, 2013, 04:23:56 PM »

Jets win! Barely and because of a last second penalty, but a win is a win!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #148 on:** September 08, 2013, 04:52:01 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2013, 03:28:09 PM

Bush looks amazing so far

sorry PD

etiolate · « **Reply #149 on:** September 08, 2013, 06:17:39 PM »

Niners should be up like 21-7 right now, but blown tackles by the cornerbacks have cost them.

Also, they look hesitant to call the read-option to a QB run. I think it was all the talk, but with Matthews taking cheap shots out there it's wiser to not expose Kaep to that sort of nonsense.

Will probably see a lot more runs in the second half though, and maybe some more misdirection not involving Kaep. Packers have already given up on run game, so Nmahdi will have to stop sucking. Team misses Culliver.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #150 on:** September 08, 2013, 07:41:55 PM »

SONOFAWHORE

Andy's team has almost completed a big comeback on me... I was up by about 40 after the first games, now it's about a 7 point lead, and I've got Victor Cruz and Alfred Morris vs his Dez Bryant and DeSean Jackson. FIGHT TO THE FINISH, SIR.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #151 on:** September 08, 2013, 08:10:04 PM »

I'm playing against Manning in BOTH my fantasy leagues

:'( $:-\$

btw thank god we've stuck with Yahoo. I'm using ESPN for the GAF league I'm in and it is horrible. Ugly, confusing, cumbersome ui, etc.

etiolate · « **Reply #152 on:** September 08, 2013, 08:15:57 PM »

Boldin, Kaep, Davis.

Niners offense going to be redonkulous when Crabtree comes back. Their secondary needs Culliver back and their pass rush wasn't so hot. Not worried about the running game since the Packers sold out to stop the run at all costs.

Also, Kaep was off tune on a lot of throws. He put up 400 yards and 3 tds, but he could have had even more if he was hitting guys in stride.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #153 on:** September 08, 2013, 08:23:04 PM »

Kaep

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #154 on:** September 08, 2013, 09:00:31 PM »

ROMO

Tucah · « **Reply #155 on:** September 08, 2013, 09:02:33 PM »

This game is great so far

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #156 on:** September 08, 2013, 09:06:40 PM »

WEEK 1: THE TOILET BOWL

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #157 on:** September 08, 2013, 09:08:29 PM »

Makes me feel better about the Lions start

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #158 on:** September 08, 2013, 09:21:04 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2013, 09:08:29 PM

Makes me feel better about the Lions start

There's never a bad time to feel bad about the Lions.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #159 on:** September 08, 2013, 10:18:54 PM »

Giants lol

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #160 on:** September 08, 2013, 10:49:05 PM »

Victor Cruz

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #161 on:** September 08, 2013, 11:09:11 PM »

VICTOR CRUZ DRANK THAT HATERADE, ANDY

UNF UNF UNF

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #162 on:** September 08, 2013, 11:46:49 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2013, 09:00:31 PM

ROMO

pilonv1 · « **Reply #163 on:** September 08, 2013, 11:48:59 PM »

Bungals

David Wilson is killing me, despite Kap and AP playing well.

Groogrux · « **Reply #164 on:** September 09, 2013, 08:52:37 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on September 08, 2013, 11:09:11 PM

VICTOR CRUZ DRANK THAT HATERADE, ANDY

UNF UNF UNF

Dez Bryant didn't do crap last night, and it looks like he may have to sit the next game for whatever is going on with his ankle. What's worse is that Cam Newton only pulled 15 points and New Englands defense got stopped up at 5 points.

So far, my only saving grace has been Randall Cobb and Jared Cook (who I had never even heard of until the draft). My only hope, which is very slim, is that the Eagles upset the Redskins tonight, and DeSean Jackson gets 35 points. Also, Alfred Morris would have to be benched before the game even begins.

Yeah, things are looking hopeful.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #165 on:** September 09, 2013, 09:33:41 AM »

u mad?

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #166 on:** September 09, 2013, 10:08:29 AM »

I got an RB on each team, if Washington / Phili is high scoring game there may be hope yet

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #167 on:** September 09, 2013, 08:01:15 PM »

Chip Kelly's offense speed

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #168 on:** September 09, 2013, 08:04:36 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on September 08, 2013, 03:32:00 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on September 08, 2013, 03:28:09 PM
Bush looks amazing so far

I have him but played Morris

etiolate · « **Reply #169 on:** September 09, 2013, 08:31:25 PM »

Niners should steal that R/O Play Action into the Bubble Screen/Post option.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #170 on:** September 09, 2013, 08:32:35 PM »

damn, Iggles look good.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #171 on:** September 09, 2013, 09:10:48 PM »

Chip Kelly is the Based God.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #172 on:** September 09, 2013, 09:19:48 PM »

I didn't expect this at all.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #173 on:** September 09, 2013, 09:23:39 PM »

McCoy

He has almost made up for Morris

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #174 on:** September 09, 2013, 09:25:44 PM »

Wow wait a minute, McCoy already has 153 yards?

Tucah · « **Reply #175 on:** September 09, 2013, 09:29:03 PM »

Have Morris, Garcon and RGIII in various leagues, the Redskins are killing me.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #176 on:** September 09, 2013, 10:11:01 PM »

Damn, Skins are truckin for the comeback!

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #177 on:** September 09, 2013, 10:25:00 PM »

I'm a couple points up... My opponent has Antonio Gates. I'd love to see Morris back in or some more McCoy Magic

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #178 on:** September 09, 2013, 10:41:38 PM »

Well shit unless Gates dies I'll lose. Oh well, got the second best score in the league

Groogrux · « **Reply #179 on:** September 09, 2013, 11:25:49 PM »

Even though I lost by 20 points this week, I can't be mad about it. I still finished nearly 15 points over what I was projected and I had a couple of guys that didn't even perform to standard.

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Author Topic: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears (Read 67684 times)