Author Topic: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears (Read 68045 times)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #420 on:** October 27, 2013, 02:28:29 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 27, 2013, 01:56:23 PM

Lions are lighting Romo up.

How you liking that Sean Lee, PD?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #421 on:** October 27, 2013, 03:49:28 PM »

Time for a Romo INT.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #422 on:** October 27, 2013, 03:51:29 PM »

Sorry, you got the "No Romo" Romo this weekend.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #423 on:** October 27, 2013, 03:53:08 PM »

ladies and gentlemen, the Detroit Lions.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #424 on:** October 27, 2013, 04:00:16 PM »

Good Lord @ those Megatron #'s

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #425 on:** October 27, 2013, 04:03:51 PM »

Defense has to show up now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #426 on:** October 27, 2013, 04:07:47 PM »

3 and out. Let's go.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #427 on:** October 27, 2013, 04:12:28 PM »

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #428 on:** October 27, 2013, 04:22:20 PM »

lol cowboys

gg pd

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #429 on:** October 27, 2013, 04:23:48 PM »

OH MY FUCKING GOD

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #430 on:** October 27, 2013, 04:27:35 PM »

One of the great last drives I've seen, ever. Stafford...holy fuck. He clearly didn't tell the o-line he was going for it.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #431 on:** October 27, 2013, 04:30:44 PM »

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #432 on:** October 27, 2013, 04:32:20 PM »

lol, just tuned in when they were reviewing Stafford's TD. Wish I caught the whole thing live, bricks must've been shat

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #433 on:** October 27, 2013, 04:50:40 PM »

There's a difference between throwing a tirade to fire your guys up, and throwing one because you're a fucking child. I've defended Dez in the past, hell I thought his first outburst today was relatively fine. But this....

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #434 on:** October 27, 2013, 06:22:03 PM »

A white man telling a black man to know his place. Cowboys are the most racist organization in the NFL

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #435 on:** October 27, 2013, 06:46:45 PM »

I hope Jason Garrett get fired on the flight back from Detroit.

etiolate · « **Reply #436 on:** October 27, 2013, 08:35:19 PM »

jebus megatron

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #437 on:** October 27, 2013, 09:15:57 PM »

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT TOM BRADY YOU ARE TERRIBLE

I don't know how the Pats keep winning and Brady continuing to have abysmal fantasy weeks.

Yes, because Fantasy Football stats are all that matters.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #438 on:** October 27, 2013, 10:36:53 PM »

omg my second win and I still have AP and Seattle D to come.

Sausage · « **Reply #439 on:** October 28, 2013, 12:03:27 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 27, 2013, 06:46:45 PM

I hope Jason Garrett get fired on the flight back from Detroit.

Why? wasn't his fault Tyron Smith held.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #440 on:** October 28, 2013, 02:01:20 AM »

Victory this week, shout out to Cam Newton, Bengals D, Reggie Bush and AP for making it happen. But god damn AP needs to be on a team that can play some fucking defense.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #441 on:** October 28, 2013, 03:41:47 AM »

AP needs to be on a team that has a QB. It's pretty depressing that arguably the two best offensive players in the league (AP and Megatron) play in the same division on teams that are bad (Vikings) or average (Lions).

etiolate · « **Reply #442 on:** October 28, 2013, 03:58:28 AM »

Well, Frank Gore languished away for a long time and now he's able to play for a Super Bowl contender. Sometimes loyalty pays off. I think Fitzgerald will be gone from the Cardinals though. Dude deserves another chance at a ring.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #443 on:** October 28, 2013, 12:01:15 PM »

poor fitzgerald. I think his prime is over, but goddamn he had the potential to be one of the best WRs in the league's history.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #444 on:** October 28, 2013, 05:15:16 PM »

Quote

Calvin Johnson, on how much the Cowboys WR Dez Bryant talk affected him this week: "Like I told him when he texted me earlier - I didn't know what he was talking about when he texted me, because I don't really pay attention to the media that much. I'm just going out there doing my job."

http://www.prideofdetroit.com/2013/10/28/5036496/lions-cowboys-2013-quotes

dude is too nice.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #445 on:** October 28, 2013, 05:48:54 PM »

Megatron

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #446 on:** October 28, 2013, 06:03:32 PM »

Texting my crib and I ain't even give you my numbers

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #447 on:** October 28, 2013, 09:39:11 PM »

Why the hell is Seattle running Wilson instead of Lynch on the 1 yard line?!

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #448 on:** October 28, 2013, 10:21:19 PM »

Do you think NFL team/players like to troll fantasy players?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #449 on:** October 29, 2013, 01:16:20 AM »

Holy shit our offensive line was atrocious tonight. We deserved to lose. But we didn't.

Gotta step it up, boys.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #450 on:** October 29, 2013, 02:03:28 AM »

no worries just dreams Gundam, a win is a win

etiolate · « **Reply #451 on:** October 29, 2013, 03:01:52 AM »

If the Seattle OLine doesn't get Lynch going, then they're pretty limited.

The Rams atrocious goal line playcalling reminded of the Niners in the Super Bowl. =|

Brehvolution · « **Reply #452 on:** October 29, 2013, 09:04:16 AM »

You don't have enough faith in your line to run for 1 fucking yard?!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #453 on:** October 29, 2013, 01:59:06 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 29, 2013, 02:03:28 AM

no worries just dreams Gundam, a win is a win
(Image removed from quote.)

I'll gladly take the win, but we can't keep playing like that.

Quote from: Zero Hero on October 29, 2013, 09:04:16 AM

You don't have enough faith in your line to run for 1 fucking yard?!

Last night during the game they said that the Rams don't have single rushing touchdown this season. Blew my mind.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #454 on:** October 29, 2013, 02:17:56 PM »

Seahawks trying to trade for Jared Allen.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9898767/seattle-seahawks-trying-trade-jared-allen-minnesota-vikings

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 29, 2013, 01:59:06 PM

Last night during the game they said that the Rams don't have single rushing touchdown this season. Blew my mind.

I fell for the fantasy hype for Daryl Richardson. Dude has been a complete bust.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #455 on:** October 29, 2013, 02:35:37 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 29, 2013, 02:17:56 PM

Seahawks trying to trade for Jared Allen.
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9898767/seattle-seahawks-trying-trade-jared-allen-minnesota-vikings

Sounds like they're not anymore.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #456 on:** October 29, 2013, 02:51:55 PM »

This week my opponent needs to pick up a DEF, so I'm snatching up the best available one since I have waiver priority over him. Playin dirty

Akala · « **Reply #457 on:** October 29, 2013, 06:49:47 PM »

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #458 on:** October 30, 2013, 05:22:28 PM »

Picked up New Orleans D, whaddya think this week -- Bengals or Saints for DEF?

etiolate · « **Reply #459 on:** October 30, 2013, 09:43:23 PM »

Bengals D is real good. They're facing the Dolphins. Tannehill can put up points, but apparently there's some locker room issues for the Dolphins.

The Saints are facing the Jets. That means their defense will get Geno Smith, who has had a lot of turnovers. There's a good chance their D will get a TD this week.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #460 on:** November 03, 2013, 03:51:08 PM »

Romo being Romo

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #461 on:** November 03, 2013, 03:55:30 PM »

This year's NFC East is the most NFC East-like its ever been.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #462 on:** November 03, 2013, 07:43:09 PM »

Another week, another win.

But come on Hawks, you're better than this. Can't keep playing this poorly.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #463 on:** November 03, 2013, 08:02:25 PM »

Lord Brady

repent, sinners

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #464 on:** November 03, 2013, 08:11:07 PM »

the steelers offense looked fine for the most part today...

their defense is really really bad though

blow this team up

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #465 on:** November 03, 2013, 08:17:06 PM »

Eventually, you were going to have to pay for cheering a rapist QB and getting multiple championships out of him

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #466 on:** November 03, 2013, 09:13:33 PM »

I can't argue with that

etiolate · « **Reply #467 on:** November 03, 2013, 09:16:20 PM »

raping and brady are about on the same level doe

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #468 on:** November 03, 2013, 09:44:34 PM »

How old is Raper Biker Dude Man, now?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #469 on:** November 03, 2013, 10:05:10 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 03, 2013, 08:02:25 PM

Lord Brady

repent, sinners

The best QB is back.

Andre Johnson Hou - WR 40.50 fantasy points.

Decent half for a WR.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #470 on:** November 03, 2013, 10:10:47 PM »

Andre Johnson might fuck me out of what was at one point today projected to be a 100% win

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #471 on:** November 03, 2013, 11:29:03 PM »

Luck....is pretty damn good.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #472 on:** November 03, 2013, 11:32:05 PM »

I needed Andrew Luck to not score 25+ points in order to win tonight... at the half he had like 3 points, so of course I ignore the game up until now and I'm already beaten.

(also- I picked up but forgot to switch in a replacement TE this week, who would have only got me 2.90 points. If that ends up being the difference between victory and defeat I'm dropping my entire team and quitting fantasy football forever)

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #473 on:** November 03, 2013, 11:57:24 PM »

My victory hinges on Mason Crosby (K GB) scoring less than 8.52 tomorrow. Fucking Andre Johnson givin me ulcers.

Groogrux · « **Reply #474 on:** November 04, 2013, 10:27:54 AM »

Looks like I'm about to lose 1st place in our fantasy league....

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #475 on:** November 04, 2013, 10:58:16 AM »

So who the fuck here had Nick Foles starting

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #476 on:** November 04, 2013, 02:33:37 PM »

This Incognito story is crazy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #477 on:** November 04, 2013, 02:47:45 PM »

Quote

"Hey, wassup, you half n----- piece of s---. I saw you on Twitter, you been training 10 weeks. [I want to] s--- in your f---ing mouth. [I'm going to] slap your f---ing mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. F--- you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you."

I'm sorry but

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #478 on:** November 04, 2013, 02:52:38 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on November 04, 2013, 02:33:37 PM

This Incognito story is crazy.

Did you see where his dad was trolling message boards in his defense? The apple didn't fall far from that tree.

http://deadspin.com/is-richie-incognitos-dad-blasting-jonathan-martin-on-m-1457997230

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #479 on:** November 04, 2013, 03:11:53 PM »

Yep.

Mike Holmgren was on KJR in Seattle this morning talking about it, he was floored by Incognito's behavior.

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Author Topic: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears (Read 68045 times)