Author Topic: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears (Read 67660 times)

etiolate · « **Reply #780 on:** December 23, 2013, 09:48:05 PM »

Nasty looking, but legal. F U NFL

PS: Please somebody hire Greg Roman away

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #781 on:** December 23, 2013, 11:10:09 PM »

Romo dead, and good riddance. Lead us to playoff glory, Based Kyle Orton!

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etiolate · « **Reply #782 on:** December 23, 2013, 11:37:10 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #783 on:** December 23, 2013, 11:52:09 PM »

fucking Falcons

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #784 on:** December 23, 2013, 11:57:43 PM »

Romo's body isn't even cold, and Matt Ryan's already trying to seize his legacy!

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #785 on:** December 24, 2013, 12:00:29 AM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on December 23, 2013, 11:10:09 PM

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Romo dead, and good riddance. Lead us to playoff glory, Based Kyle Orton!

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I don't blame him, I'd fake an injury [or, heck, injure myself] to get out of playing that game against the Eagles.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #786 on:** December 29, 2013, 01:53:23 PM »

Detroit Lions secondary, ladies and gentlemen.

Akala · « **Reply #787 on:** December 29, 2013, 02:40:17 PM »

come on fucking falcons goddamn

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #788 on:** December 29, 2013, 05:42:47 PM »

Our defense is infuckingcredible.

Our offensive got roofied last night, or something.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #789 on:** December 29, 2013, 06:26:30 PM »

Steelers are one half away from getting into the playoffs

pilonv1 · « **Reply #790 on:** December 29, 2013, 06:41:28 PM »

Bengals winning the division and knocking out the Ravens

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #791 on:** December 29, 2013, 07:35:25 PM »

Rapistburger stays home, Cutler ends his season with an interception. All is right in the world.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #792 on:** December 29, 2013, 07:43:32 PM »

fuck andy reid and succop

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #793 on:** December 29, 2013, 08:30:29 PM »

Mike Shanahan still not fired?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #794 on:** December 29, 2013, 08:33:43 PM »

Grats to the Packers.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #795 on:** December 29, 2013, 08:34:28 PM »

Kyle Orton's time to shine!

pilonv1 · « **Reply #796 on:** December 29, 2013, 09:13:38 PM »

Steelers out too? Even better news

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #797 on:** December 29, 2013, 11:18:15 PM »

Romo INT incoming.

edit: whoops

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #798 on:** December 29, 2013, 11:24:43 PM »

Damn you Romo!!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #799 on:** December 30, 2013, 12:52:46 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on December 29, 2013, 06:26:30 PM

Steelers are one half away from getting into the playoffs

How's that working out for ya?

Groogrux · « **Reply #800 on:** December 30, 2013, 12:57:37 AM »

Quote from: pilonv1 on December 29, 2013, 06:41:28 PM

Bengals winning the division and knocking out the Ravens

They're undoubtedly having one of the best seasons ever. (Don't screw this up, Dalton!)

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #801 on:** December 30, 2013, 12:18:20 PM »

Merry late Christmas, PD

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/12/30/lions-fire-jim-schwartz/?cid=Yahoo

Also fired: Shanahan, Leslie Frazier, Schiano, and apparently the Browns are still an NFL team and fired someone who was allegedly their coach

Jason Garrett and Rob Ryan appear to be safe at this point

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #802 on:** December 30, 2013, 12:38:03 PM »

The Browns organization is a joke. If it weren't for Michael Jordan, it would have to be one of the worst sports franchises in America.

Watch them hire Schwartz or some college coach du jour.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #803 on:** December 30, 2013, 12:42:47 PM »

Not that Chudwhatever probably wasn't awful, but let's be real- how the fuck can you expect to do much better than 4-12 when you're the Browns and trade away your best player? They need to put in a GM with a track record, have him hand pick his coach, and give them like 4-5 years to figure something out. This isn't like the 4-12 years the Eagles had last year- the Browns DON'T have good pieces on their team to build around.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #804 on:** December 30, 2013, 12:55:21 PM »

The Browns didn't trade away their 'best player', that would be Josh Gordon.

Hell, it's debateable weather Richardson was even the best running back they had on roster (Ogbonnoya has more versatility).

But yea, it was shitty what they did to Chud, but he was never their first choice. They wanted a 'premier coach' last year and got turned down by all the usual suspects. So, they were 'under the gun' and settled on Chud. With some factions of management really pushing for Josh McDaniels.

The irony of course is they probably can't even woo McDaniels this off-season because he has restored his reputation and better franchises need a coach.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #805 on:** December 30, 2013, 01:52:11 PM »

Today is a good day.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #806 on:** December 30, 2013, 05:57:30 PM »

Man, yahoo.com's sports page really has it out for the Lions

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #807 on:** December 30, 2013, 07:55:39 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on December 30, 2013, 05:57:30 PM

Man, yahoo.com's sports page really has it out for the Lions

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Damn, that's ice cold.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #808 on:** December 30, 2013, 09:08:34 PM »

Good way to put this farce of a season behind us.

I liked everything that was said today at the presser. Basically the culture needs to change, it's not just about game plans or schemes. You can't win if you turn the ball over and constantly get penalties. We killed ourselves all season with that shit, and it never got better. That's on coaching. You could tell Schwartz didn't care to address that shit, and his personality rubbed off on the team. Think back to his freak out over Harbaugh slapping him on the back...dude is a fucking joke.

Another thing: if Stafford doesn't improve, we're gonna be fucked for a long time, and waste Megatron's prime. I look at Andrew Luck, Russell, Wilson, and even Cam Newton...they have all surpassed him over the last couple years in multiple ways. His completion rate on passes over 10yds is atrocious, his foot work is bad, his mechanics are bad, etc. And he's on record saying he doesn't need help fixing his game. That's a problem. We need a coach who can fix this shit, or nothing else matters.

Grats to the Packers fans.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #809 on:** December 30, 2013, 09:17:18 PM »

Having watched Stafford at GA, I can give you some small hope: if he has a prime offensive line protecting him, dude will be fine. Once he starts getting hurried, knocked down and sacked a lot, he goes to shit.

The good news is, Detroit is hands down THE BEST coaching vacancy open right now. The only other team that could be ready to contend soon is Texas, and they have more issues.So, you should have your pick of coaches.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #810 on:** December 30, 2013, 09:58:50 PM »

5 years old, but pretty good and still relevant.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #811 on:** December 30, 2013, 11:07:30 PM »

Stafford was inaccurate in college too though. Dunno, if we can fix his mechanics he can be good. Obviously 2011 was a great year for him, in which he looked elite.

He's a Favre type gunslinger, that mentality will probably never change. But if his footwork can be addressed, at least he'll become a slightly more accurate gunslinger.

A great coach and another good draft could definitely catapult us to the top. We'll see.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #812 on:** January 01, 2014, 02:37:34 AM »

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/reports-bill-o-brien-leave-penn-state-texans-033910682--nfl.html

Huh. Kind of figured he'd be more apt to take the Lions job, but the Texans was the next best one available. Wonder who the Lions are looking at?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #813 on:** January 01, 2014, 02:40:21 AM »

Bill Caldwell and Lovie Smith are getting interviews apparently. The shitty thing is that the most appealing candidate (Whisenhunt) is with a playoff team right now, so we'd have to wait until January 12th to contact him. I'm not sure we can wait that long, assuming good candidates start disappearing.

Lovie Smith is almost certainly going to Tampa Bay.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #814 on:** January 01, 2014, 12:54:33 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 01, 2014, 03:05:05 AM

Kind of sad about Schiano. I thought his practice of attacking the offense on kneel downs was the greatest thing in football this year and needs to become standard practice.

That's awesome. I hate kneel downs.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #815 on:** January 01, 2014, 09:52:07 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2014, 02:40:21 AM

Lovie Smith is almost certainly going to Tampa Bay.

Yup.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/lovie-smith-gets-another-chance-reportedly-hired-coach-015446166--nfl.html

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #816 on:** January 02, 2014, 11:12:26 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 01, 2014, 02:40:21 AM

Lovie Smith is almost certainly going to Tampa Bay.

I might actually follow the bucs again. I hated Schiano and everything that coaching move stood for.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #817 on:** January 02, 2014, 11:48:44 AM »

I really hope the Browns don't get Josh McDaniels. For one, I don't really like the guy and two it would be hilarious to see the franchise get egg on their face again.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #818 on:** January 02, 2014, 12:34:50 PM »

Browns to hire McDaniels, have Tebow as their starting QB confirmed.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #819 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:43:05 PM »

Bears sign Cutler to 7 year contract

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #820 on:** January 02, 2014, 01:58:39 PM »

Great news for the Lions and Packers!

etiolate · « **Reply #821 on:** January 04, 2014, 06:12:52 PM »

Never doubt Alex Smith

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #822 on:** January 04, 2014, 07:08:50 PM »

Colts suck

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #823 on:** January 04, 2014, 07:19:38 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #824 on:** January 04, 2014, 08:02:30 PM »

geeze

i guess the chiefs got blown up by injuries? or is this Andy Reid magic?

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #825 on:** January 04, 2014, 08:16:07 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 04, 2014, 06:12:52 PM

Never doubt Alex Smith

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #826 on:** January 04, 2014, 08:29:54 PM »

Quote from: etiolate on January 04, 2014, 08:02:30 PM

geeze

i guess the chiefs got blown up by injuries? or is this Andy Reid magic?

Both. Reid burned through their final timeouts in a ridiculous fashion, during the 4th quarter. Wow.

Luck was brilliant though.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #827 on:** January 04, 2014, 08:33:12 PM »

Etoilet, when are you gonna learn that you can't have nice things???

etiolate · « **Reply #828 on:** January 04, 2014, 08:49:55 PM »

I'm not a Chiefs fan. I was just giving props to Alex for having a huge playoff game.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #829 on:** January 04, 2014, 08:56:54 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 04, 2014, 08:33:12 PM

Etoilet, when are you gonna learn that you can't have nice things???

If it was any other Niners fan I'd assume the post was sarcastic.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #830 on:** January 04, 2014, 11:27:09 PM »

etiolate · « **Reply #831 on:** January 05, 2014, 05:00:19 PM »

Drive all that way and have no runs called on the goalline?

greg roman why

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #832 on:** January 05, 2014, 07:17:17 PM »

That Kaep throw

etiolate · « **Reply #833 on:** January 05, 2014, 07:56:57 PM »

Niners y'all

So Kaepernick is like 10-0 and 11-0 when he passes for over 150 yards or has over 55% completion. Those are really low standards for a perfect win %.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #834 on:** January 05, 2014, 08:46:42 PM »

Predicks:

1. Denver
vs
6. San Diego

2. New England
vs.
4. Indy

1. Seattle
vs
6. New Orleans

2. Carolina
vs.
5. SF

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1. Denver
vs.
2. New England

1. Seattle
vs.
5. SF

New England winning it all.

Christ I hope not.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #835 on:** January 05, 2014, 09:09:17 PM »

I'd love to see SEA-SD, just because the national media would hate it. Same with CAR-SD.

etiolate · « **Reply #836 on:** January 05, 2014, 10:33:31 PM »

The storyline Superbowl is Indy v SF and Luck v Harbaugh. The TV endorsement appeal match up is New Orleans v New England or New Orleans v Denver.

I actually think the national media's most hated match up would be Carolina v San Diego.

Groogrux · « **Reply #837 on:** January 06, 2014, 08:39:47 AM »

If Marvin Lewis has a job by the end of today, then I can only assume that the Bengals GM has just given up.

...haven't won a playoff game since 1991...

Brehvolution · « **Reply #838 on:** January 06, 2014, 10:13:55 AM »

Kaepernick

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #839 on:** January 09, 2014, 02:35:53 PM »

Sounds like Percy Harvin is gonna play on Saturday.

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Author Topic: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears (Read 67660 times)