Author Topic: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears (Read 67595 times)

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1141 on:** February 03, 2014, 11:00:31 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on February 03, 2014, 09:44:33 AM

Denver hadn't faced a top 10 defense all season though, right? How the fuck were they gonna be prepared for Seattle? I always thought the Seahawks would win, just didn't think it would be an out and out slaughter.

That apparently didn't matter to a lot of the national sports media.

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #1142 on:** February 03, 2014, 11:02:44 AM »

The Bore's ad of the game, right here.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1143 on:** February 03, 2014, 11:17:23 AM »

Greatest Super Bowl commercial of all time:

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1144 on:** February 03, 2014, 12:13:57 PM »

for fans of superbowl fashion

joe namath's balla fur (peppermint schnapps not included)
http://kaufmanfurs.com/gallery/index.php?cat=33

burno mars' swaggalicious jawns:
http://racked.com/archives/2014/02/03/bruno-mars-saint-laurent-super-bowl-lewk-cost-5830.php

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1145 on:** February 03, 2014, 12:24:45 PM »

Namath's coat was WTF.

Mars looked great.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1146 on:** February 03, 2014, 12:35:22 PM »

Illuminati and 9/11 Truthers? This was the most Alex Jonesy Superbowl ever!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1147 on:** February 03, 2014, 12:35:29 PM »

omg

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1148 on:** February 03, 2014, 01:07:10 PM »

Quote from: Esch on February 03, 2014, 12:29:48 PM

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #1149 on:** February 03, 2014, 01:41:07 PM »

Felt pretty bad for the one guy at the party last night who was a Broncos fan

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1150 on:** February 03, 2014, 01:58:34 PM »

No Broncos fans at our party last night, but my one friend who is a diehard Niners fan went home at some point during the first quarter. He said it was too loud for his little boy, but his wife (who stayed and cheered on the Hawks) just said he was being grumpy.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1151 on:** February 03, 2014, 02:01:55 PM »

I've been seeing a lot of grumpy facebook posts from niners fans. which is understandable, because they probably would have waltzed into a win too.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1152 on:** February 03, 2014, 02:02:23 PM »

Listening to some sports radio today and WOW a lot of callers were pissed at that Coke ad. Pathetic. What do they think "melting pot" means?

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1153 on:** February 03, 2014, 02:09:29 PM »

Quote from: nudemacusers on February 03, 2014, 02:01:55 PM

I've been seeing a lot of grumpy facebook posts from niners fans. which is understandable, because they probably would have waltzed into a win too.

Yeah, I have too. They probably would've beat the Broncos in the Super Bowl, but they didn't make it to the Super Bowl. Stop living in a world of "if."

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #1154 on:** February 03, 2014, 02:23:50 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on February 03, 2014, 11:17:23 AM

Greatest Super Bowl commercial of all time:

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 03, 2014, 12:35:22 PM

Illuminati and 9/11 Truthers? This was the most Alex Jonesy Superbowl ever!

Isn't Pete Carroll a 9/11 Truther anyways? That should make for an awkward White House photo-op!

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1155 on:** February 03, 2014, 02:33:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2014, 02:02:23 PM

Listening to some sports radio today and WOW a lot of callers were pissed at that Coke ad. Pathetic. What do they think "melting pot" means?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=99399614&postcount=56

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1156 on:** February 03, 2014, 04:48:22 PM »

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #1157 on:** February 03, 2014, 05:26:17 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1158 on:** February 03, 2014, 08:19:09 PM »

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So I thought it only prudent to offer him my best wishes.

'Congratulations from England,' I (the writer) said, offering my right hand.

'You come all the way from England, boss?', he (Lynch) said, and duly shook it.

'Yes, congratulations. It must be brilliant,’ the cringeworthy reply.

'Brilliant, boss. You sound like Harry Potter.'

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nfl/article-2550864/Congratulations-England-Our-man-New-Jersey-celebrates-Seattles-Lynch.html#ixzz2sHoHsqH8

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1159 on:** February 03, 2014, 08:34:18 PM »

Marshawn Lynch is the greatest.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #1160 on:** February 04, 2014, 10:59:34 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 03, 2014, 02:02:23 PM

Listening to some sports radio today and WOW a lot of callers were pissed at that Coke ad. Pathetic. What do they think "melting pot" means?

Melting pot of white Europeans only.

Also fuck Europe cause they didn't support our Iraq invasion.

El Babua · « **Reply #1161 on:** February 04, 2014, 11:42:21 AM »

I like how the poll here was tied or close to it at the start of the game, then grew in Seattle's favor as the game went on.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1162 on:** February 04, 2014, 11:51:38 AM »

They've been replaying the Seattle radio broadcast of the Super Bowl this morning from 6-9. It's awesome.

Quote from: Bobby Doucher on February 04, 2014, 11:42:21 AM

I like how the poll here was tied or close to it at the start of the game, then grew in Seattle's favor as the game went on.

People could also vote for both teams. At one point only 11 people had voted, but it was tied 11-11.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #1163 on:** February 04, 2014, 04:47:37 PM »

I only ever voted for Seattle, and I did it before the SB. No fucking way I'm ever voting for or hoping for Fetushead to get another ring. I get to keep using the stupid and unfair "Eli has more rings" argument.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1164 on:** February 04, 2014, 05:21:13 PM »

Quote from: http://music-mix.ew.com/2014/02/04/red-hot-chili-peppers-super-bowl-not-plugged-in/

Inevitably, close watchers of the broadcast noticed that neither Flea’s bass nor Josh Klinghoffer’s guitar appeared to be plugged in to anything. It was first pointed out by Living Colour guitarist Vernon Reid, who tweeted “That guitar is plugged into NOTHING” during the show. Photo evidence seemed to back him up, and though there was a stirring online debate about whether or not the Peppers could have been using wireless transmitters, Reid set the world straight. “There were NO wireless packs,” he tweeted. “Which would be a nightmare given the huge amount of wireless channels. They leave NOTHING to chance.”

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1165 on:** February 04, 2014, 10:51:33 PM »

NFL Network is replaying the Super Bowl right now.

It's even better the second time.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1166 on:** February 05, 2014, 06:46:08 PM »

Today was awesome. GO HAWKS!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1167 on:** February 05, 2014, 11:20:18 PM »

https://twitter.com/brendanzig/status/430195489753935872

etiolate · « **Reply #1168 on:** February 05, 2014, 11:28:34 PM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1169 on:** February 10, 2014, 04:46:50 PM »

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1165320-2012-nfl-draft-grades-power-ranking-teams-that-failed-on-draft-day

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1170 on:** February 10, 2014, 04:47:27 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 10, 2014, 04:46:50 PM

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1165320-2012-nfl-draft-grades-power-ranking-teams-that-failed-on-draft-day

Yep. That got a lot of traction in Seattle last week.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1171 on:** February 10, 2014, 04:54:30 PM »

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As if the day wasn’t bad enough, Seattle selecting Russell Wilson, a QB that doesn’t fit their offense at all, was by far the worst move of the draft. With the two worst moves of the draft, Seattle is the only team that received an F on draft day.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1172 on:** February 10, 2014, 04:56:52 PM »

Admit it Etiolet, you wrote that shit.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1173 on:** February 14, 2014, 11:50:50 AM »

The Richie Incognito report is out, and yeah, he's pretty much a dick.

http://deadspin.com/the-worst-stuff-from-the-dolphins-investigation-updati-1522846626

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Incognito: How u doing buddy? Feeling better?? I miss us

Martin: Wassup man? The worlds gone crazy lol I'm good tho congrats on the win

Incognito: Thanks dude It's unbelievable all the attention this is getting. All that's important is that you feel better and know we miss u dude

Martin: Yeah I'm good man. It's insane bro but just know I don't blame you guys at all it's just the culture around football and the locker room got to me a little.

Martin: Btw... Never check yourself into a mental hospital

Just hours later, Incognito conducted a text conversation with Mike Pouncey:

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Incognito: Fuck Jmart That taco is never [allowed] back

Pouncey: Bro I said the same thing I can't even look at him the same he's a pussy

Incognito: My agent just asked if we held mandatory strip club meetings Jmart is fucking ratting on everyone

Pouncey: Lol wow are you serious he is a fuck boy

Pouncey: He's not welcome back bro I can't be around that fucking guy

Incognito: Fuck that guy if Ur not with us Ur against us

Pouncey: No question bro he's a coward for snitching

Incognito: Snitches get stitches Blood in blood out Fucking guy Pouncey: He's dead to me

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1174 on:** March 09, 2014, 01:57:55 PM »

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William Clay Ford Sr., the owner of the Detroit Lions, has died at the age of 88.

Ford was the last surviving grandson of Henry Ford, the founder of Ford Motor Co., and has owned the Lions since November 1963.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/10578119/william-clay-ford-sr-detroit-lions-owner-dies-88

RIP

However it's worth noting Sr. was quite a fan of Millen, who he considered a son; he's the reason Millen stayed as GM for so long. Ford Jr. wanted him gone a couple years earlier, and Ford Jr. also pulled the plug on Schwartz. So I have far more confidence in the son, and the future of the team.

team filler · « **Reply #1175 on:** March 10, 2014, 12:01:06 AM »

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The Baltimore Sun reports the Raiders are expected to sign free agent T/G Rodger Saffold "for roughly $8 million per year."
The Raiders must value Saffold over in-house free agent LT Jared Veldheer, as the report states the Cardinals are expected to sign Veldheer for "between $7 million and $7.5 million." Saffold has generally been stretched as a starting left tackle in the league. He's fared better at right tackle and most productively at guard. Versatile but injury prone, Saffold would certainly be locked into the blindside in Oakland if they're going to shell out that kind of money.

If this turns out to be true, Reggie needs to go. Would be a shit move letting Veldheer walk for that cheap and then overpaying for the injury prone Saffold.

team filler · « **Reply #1176 on:** March 11, 2014, 05:57:56 PM »

fuck reggie

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1177 on:** March 11, 2014, 06:13:50 PM »

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@kmeinke 1h

Raiders signed OL Rodger Saffold for 5 years, $42.5 million ($21m guaranteed). Reiff, Waddle combine for 7 years, 9.5mil (6.5 guaranteed)

Lions had one of the best o lines in the league. The trenches are important, as is securing a great lineman...but you can find that talent a lot cheaper.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1178 on:** March 11, 2014, 06:29:22 PM »

Golden Tate to visit the Lions tonight. No offense, PD, but Tate said he no interest in playing for a "crappy team." Money makes the world go 'round, I guess.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1179 on:** March 11, 2014, 06:35:58 PM »

Couldn't stand his smug ass in college but he's obviously a solid WR. I don't expect he'll sign here so no hard feelings.

I'd prefer Emmanuel Sanders (Steelers) or Nicks (Giants). Really hope we don't use the #10 pick on a WR unless Sammy Watkins magically falls to us.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1180 on:** March 11, 2014, 07:21:18 PM »

Nicks and Megatron would be great.

Tate is a #3 who thinks he deserves #2 money.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1181 on:** March 11, 2014, 08:45:53 PM »

Cowboys cut Ware. Who the hell is on their dline now?

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1182 on:** March 12, 2014, 12:38:49 AM »

We lost a hitner and gained a Bethea and about 6M.

milchs evil twin · « **Reply #1183 on:** March 12, 2014, 08:33:16 AM »

I hope the whole city of Denver tumbles down the mountain.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1184 on:** March 12, 2014, 06:15:24 PM »

Golden Tate to the Lions, 5 years 31mil

I heard about it late while driving home. Immediately thought "can't wait to get home and troll Gundam!" But once I got home I realized I needed to shovel ten inches of snow, and as I shoveled I slowly began to remember why the Lions are the Lions and the Seahawks are the Seahawks. It's not a bad deal but if we were a decent organization we wouldn't have to sign a #3 WR as our #2 - we could have drafted a #2 a couple years ago. Instead we drafted basket base Titus Young who will never play in the NFL again, and Ryan Broyles who tore one ACL in college and the other in the pros, and has never been healthy for us.

So instead of pulling out the

for Gundam I'll just shake his hand firmly and walk away.

etiolate · « **Reply #1185 on:** March 12, 2014, 06:26:55 PM »

Niners pick up Jonathon Martin and Blaine Gabbert. Now a Health & Wellness Recovery Center for the early draft round.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1186 on:** March 12, 2014, 10:45:20 PM »

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Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet · 1m
Unreal RT @BairCSN: #Raiders announce that Rodger Saffold failed a physical and will not be signing with the team.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #1187 on:** March 12, 2014, 10:50:24 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on March 12, 2014, 06:15:24 PM

Golden Tate to the Lions, 5 years 31mil

I heard about it late while driving home. Immediately thought "can't wait to get home and troll Gundam!" But once I got home I realized I needed to shovel ten inches of snow, and as I shoveled I slowly began to remember why the Lions are the Lions and the Seahawks are the Seahawks. It's not a bad deal but if we were a decent organization we wouldn't have to sign a #3 WR as our #2 - we could have drafted a #2 a couple years ago. Instead we drafted basket base Titus Young who will never play in the NFL again, and Ryan Broyles who tore one ACL in college and the other in the pros, and has never been healthy for us.

So instead of pulling out the for Gundam I'll just shake his hand firmly and walk away.

Good decision, bro.

I wish we had re-signed Tate, but I'm not devastated or anything. Dude got his payday, we'll see how it turns out for him. It would be interesting to see how much money he would've got with the same performance on a 10-6 Seahawks team who got knocked out in the 2nd round. Also, keep Tate away from your doughnut shops.

Curious if we'll get Jared Allen and/or Jermichael Finley. Curious if either of those are good ideas.

team filler · « **Reply #1188 on:** March 13, 2014, 08:28:59 PM »

I didn't want that saffold bum at that price anyway, we got enough injury prone guys already

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1189 on:** March 18, 2014, 06:23:27 PM »

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1190 on:** March 20, 2014, 10:45:23 AM »

http://deadspin.com/tony-romo-spawns-future-frontman-of-weezer-cover-band-1547395027

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The newest Romo is a boy named Rivers. So, yeah, his name is Rivers Romo, which sounds a hell of a lot like Rivers Cuomo, who is the guy from Weezer. Either Tony and Candice have never heard of Weezer before and are in for a bit of a shock once they realize what they've done, or they are both just really big Weezer fans. I say it's 50-50 either way.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1191 on:** March 21, 2014, 09:46:33 PM »

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@ESPNStatsInfo

Mark Sanchez released by Jets. Since he entered the NFL in 2009, no qualified QB has posted a worse Total QBR than his 36.1

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@AdamSchefter

Filed to ESPN: QB Michael Vick is signing with the New York Jets, per team and league sources.

let the fuckery commence

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #1192 on:** March 21, 2014, 10:10:36 PM »

Such a dumb pickup. Draft, you morons

Kara · « **Reply #1193 on:** March 21, 2014, 10:17:53 PM »

Speaking of dumb pickups and not drafting...

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Oakland has traded a sixth-round pick in the 2014 draft to the Houston Texans in exchange for quarterback Matt Schaub, the Raiders announced Friday.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1194 on:** March 25, 2014, 04:21:36 PM »

Lions got two 4th round compensatory picks

Man, I can't wait for the draft. A lot of fans want to trade up and get Sammy Watkins, but I honestly think that would be a waste. We need a WR sure, but why trade up considering how strong the WR class is this year? Watkins is definitely the best WR available but I don't understand the logic of trading up to get him. We should be fine getting a solid WR in the second or third round, considering we have Golden Tate now.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #1195 on:** March 28, 2014, 04:21:47 PM »

Reggie Whites in the background.

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Author Topic: NFL 2014-2015 Off Season Thread of Skittles and Tears (Read 67595 times)