MOMO: Come defend your shitty TNA ITT

[Himu]

For those not on the down low, Tito Ortiz joined TNA, it was a surprise debut. TNA put out some message to be hyped for August 1. Apparently something was going to go down, I missed it because like every week, I don't WATCH TNA unlike our friend Momo here

Here's the promo



So anyways, the top two stables (groups for you MUGGLES) are fighting at the end of Impact and the music drops.

In comes...Tito...Ortiz? Who the fuck is THAT?!

The audience sure as fuck doesn't know and it is dead quiet.



This nicca just stands there shaking his head like he's a daddy who caught his son masturbating for the first time as he quietly takes that Sears Catalog into his room and beats off to it himself.

The entire thing is instant classic. Look at the reactions. Oh my lord, at Kennedy doing the   and scratching his head. I am fucking dying and it has been DAYS since this has happened.



Momo come defend this filth. Hopefully TNA goes under by the end of the year.

The Coli thread is classic status, join the party

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/tito-ortiz-coming-out-to-crickets-might-be-one-of-the-goat-moments.135345/

[Himu]

MOMO

[Human Snorenado]

Any hope TNA ever had of being anything decent was smothered with a pillow when Hogan showed up.

[Himu]

Any hope TNA ever had of being anything decent was smothered with a pillow when Hogan showed up.

@MySharona1987 #AskDixie Why did you hire everyone on the cover of The Death of WCW to run your company?

[Human Snorenado]

ICE BURN on that one

[Momo]

Yeah Hogan fucking sux.

COME ON HIMU. WWE IS SUPER TRASH, TNA IS AT LEAST ONLY TRASH.

I wonder if they have the guts to do a Tito vs King shoot match

[Himu]

WWE has a killer card for Summerslam. You wish TNA would have something like the Wyatt's or The Shield or Daniel Bryan.

Daniel Bryan vs John Cena
CM Punk vs Bork Laser
Kane vs Bray Wyatt in an Inferno match
Cody Rhodes vs Damien Sandow
Alberto Del Rio vs Christian

rumored Mark Henry vs The Shield or a Shield member.

ALL of these feuds have been built up wonderfully. You're out of your mind. Keep your TNA shit.

[Momo]

At least we agree both are trash Wrath, I just think TNA is slightly less trash.

[bork]

The best thing in wrestling right now is the crap-tastic Total Divas show on E.  It's not a WWE-produced show (so real names are used and you see backstage people you'd normally NEVER see on camera) and follows some of the female wrestlers around back stage with (likely) fake drama and all that shit. 

The Bellas are complete bitches in real life, Cena is rich prick who loses it at the sight of his Bella GF's fake tits, Daniel Bryan is a hippie vegan with no TV, Fandango is a creep, Eva Marie, one of the diva-wannabe chicks, is full of herself and has already gotten close to being fired for lying, went out on a date with Fandango right after her boyfriend of two months proposed, and the other diva wannabe JoJo is...just there.  Then you have the Funkadactyl drama, with Trinity (Naomi) being pretty normal but the other girl is causing some drama and fucks up their ring gear (Trinity is like "I can't wear this...my cookie is hanging out!" )Natalia is also featured, but basically is portrayed as the actual wrestler out of them all who gets no attention and is constantly pushed aside for the "divas."  Pretty accurate! 

The show also makes it seem like these girls are a big deal even though they are barely even on TV.  They showed Layla once but make it seem like AJ Lee doesn't exist.  And there's just something funny about cameras following them backstage and ignoring dudes like the Big Show, who you see just sitting or standing around in the background 

I'm sure this show is going to end up being a failure and it's too bad.  The backstage stuff is way better than the stuff on TV. 

[fistfulofmetal]

you say they use real names but they call him daniel bryan?

[bork]

Fucking McMahons all up in Daniel Bryan's shit

What?  Are you talking about Monday?  Dude had a classic anti-McMahon babyface segment.  That was fine.  Cena is the boring part of that feud.

CM Punk kept as far away from main eventing as possible

He's in a program with BROCK LESNAR.  What are you talking about?   

Blandy and Sandow being the MitB holders

Yep.  Snoozers.

Killing both Ziggler's and Del Rio's momentum by having them fight their "best friends" instead of the actual decent feud they had prior

Del Rio is awful as champion, so I don't think it really matters, but it does feel like they just killed everything Ziggler had going for him. 

[bork]

you say they use real names but they call him daniel bryan?

No, that's just my little summary.  Then call him Brian.   I felt bad for him, too- he and the Bellas get on a private jet and go to Cena's huge house in Florida.  Then they all go to Aberdeen, WA to Brian's little house -the same house he grew up in and you can clearly tell he loves it there- and they all trash talk it behind his back.   :'(  It looks like his Bella girlfriend got him to sell it or at least move to another state after that was filmed.  Poor guy.

[Himu]

Daniel Bryan feud with Cena is great. So far they have good chemistry especially since they're friends irl. I think you're letting your hate for Cena get to you Bork. As for Wrath, SS also has Kane vs Wyatt and I'm interested in the Rhodes and Sandow match up especially since Cody has been really been improving. He did great at Money in the Bank.

As for giving mitb to  Sandow and Blandy what's wrong with that. Are you another short sighted person mad Bryan didn't win it? He doesn't need it. Blandy needs it just to stay relevant, it is a shot in arm and helps build up a heel turn. Bryan is the biggest in the company going by pop right now. He doesn't need the mitb. Bryan will have that belt by the end of the year. It is is inevitable.

[Himu]

As for Ziggler, I think the face turn is as important as his whc win. I think they had Del Rio take the belt away from him when he got that concussion. Zigg gets a lot of concussions and WWE does their hardest to stop that stuff after Benoit. I don't think they ruined his build up on purpose especially since he's now feuding with AJ and Big E. Ziggler is fine. Once he's out of this feud he will be in the running for a belt.

Honestly I have no clue how anyone can say Summer slam only has Bryan v Cena and Punk v Lesnar going for it especially since every match has been built up and they're doing a great job making all of the matches feel important.

If anything, I agree with Wrath in that the McMahons are sticking their noses into the feud when it should just be Cena and Bryan exchanging words and building momentum. . But the network said they want more McMahons for higher ratings, so whatcha gonna do? At the very least it helps Bryan look even more of a threat to Cena since they're getting in his shit, on other the hand...they the McMahons and could somehow ruin his thunder.

[fistfulofmetal]

In a thread about TNA we would rather talk about a Divas reality tv show on E!

[Himu]

[PigSpeakers]

This was not the TNA I was hoping for

[Momo]

This was not the TNA I was hoping for

Those of mine do not need defending