Author Topic: If you like excessive humidity, you are a bad person who is bad & should be shot  (Read 1346 times)

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Human Snorenado

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89% fucking humidity here today.  Goddamn I want to carpet bomb the South to fucking oblivion and build a wall around it so people don't feel obligated to live here anymore.  Fuck you, nature.
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Diunx

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Who the fuck likes humidity? maybe ninwarts.
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Phoenix Dark

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Yesterday was pretty humid but I can't complain too much. I went to Alabama to visit family some years ago...it was like being swallowed by a whale that had a fever.
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I hope you DIE, Escha
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Great Rumbler

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I grew up in DC and summered in Alabama/Florida growing up and now live in the comparatively dry Oklahoma.

I live in the part of the Oklahoma that is horribly humid. :'(
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High humidity happens to coincide with summer. Colletaral damage.

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Was down in SC for a wedding 2 weeks ago, and the humidity was disgusting (especially wearing a suit outdoors for the ceremony).
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Raban

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I typically have very dry skin, so humid weather is helpful!

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Good for the AC.

Momo

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I like that you northern assholes have it and I dont have to deal with it :rejoice

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I like that you northern assholes have it and I dont have to deal with it :rejoice

Yeah but you live in Africa.

Sucks to suck
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I like excessive humidity because it reminds me of my idyllic childhood in St. Louis. I have already been shot ... shot right through with a bolt of blue.
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lennedsay

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St. Louis - where you sweat before you feel hot.

So we all just get drunk as piss and not care. Maybe you guys should do that? ???

Example of someone who doesn't give a fuck about the humidity:

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Momo

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I like that you northern assholes have it and I dont have to deal with it :rejoice

Yeah but you live in Africa.

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Even Africa is preferable over nasty summer heat&humidity

davepoobond

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closely related, i like excessive nudity
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StealthFan

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I was naked yesterday. Had my blinds open too. Let my neighbors see all dat mass  :phil :oreilly
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Excessive humidity is still better than winter weather (snow, ice, sleet, etc.)

Now that it is August, it is getting uncomfortably close to that kind of weather.  I'll take the humidity, please.
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89% fucking humidity here today.  Goddamn I want to carpet bomb the South to fucking oblivion and build a wall around it so people don't feel obligated to live here anymore.  Fuck you, nature.

Hope you never have to travel to South East Asia. Up to 110 and 90%+ humidity regularly.
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St. Louis - where you sweat before you feel hot.

So we all just get drunk as piss and not care. Maybe you guys should do that? ???

Example of someone who doesn't give a fuck about the humidity:

:deadpos

i sweat my balls of and smell great doing it.  sweat is kind of annoying but as long as you clean yourself properly and have ac in your car it aint that bad. 


Excessive humidity is still better than winter weather (snow, ice, sleet, etc.)

Now that it is August, it is getting uncomfortably close to that kind of weather.  I'll take the humidity, please.

yes this. even the sweltering heat that makes you choke and gasp is 1000x better than the squeezing pain and burning ache you feel when your body just cannot stay warm enough in the cold.
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