Author Topic: phrases/slang you love (Read 4207 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** August 16, 2013, 03:51:27 PM »

bbc

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #1 on:** August 16, 2013, 03:56:25 PM »

sperging out

Brehvolution · « **Reply #2 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:02:36 PM »

Robert is more bird, than man.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #3 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:05:47 PM »

legit bbc

Momo · « **Reply #4 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:05:56 PM »

Steve Contra · « **Reply #5 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:07:52 PM »

I've always liked the word "shlong"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:09:22 PM »

Only the word?

"I shouldn't have said that" and "Heil Hitler".

Mupepe · « **Reply #7 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:14:26 PM »

Does my love for broken english count? I find it hot, sexy and cute all at the same time.

jiji · « **Reply #8 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:15:20 PM »

ninthing pigmen

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #9 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:17:05 PM »

dirtperson

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #10 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:23:56 PM »

I really like the stuff that only I say, which is why I say it. Shit like "shitburger" and "douchecanoe."

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #11 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:29:43 PM »

Droll, as in "How droll. Who is being reductionist now?"

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #12 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:34:54 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 16, 2013, 04:23:56 PM

I really like the stuff that only I say, which is why I say it. Shit like "shitburger" and "douchecanoe."

Douchecanoe is so awesome.

I just put douche in front of a bunch stuff.

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:37:40 PM »

I used to say "shit up the asscock!" when I'd get frustrated or mad about something.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #14 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:40:29 PM »

The way Al Swearengen/Ian McShane from Deadwood says "cocksucker" is something I wish I could manage to do when I swear or use slang. It just sounds like it has some real weight to it.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #15 on:** August 16, 2013, 04:42:53 PM »

My wife asked me what BBC meant because Prole put up on his FB that his mom said she loved BBC and we all had an uproarious time making puns.

AdmiralViscen · « **Reply #16 on:** August 16, 2013, 05:13:16 PM »

shitfuck

cockbutt

happy as a pig in shit

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** August 16, 2013, 05:16:56 PM »

"Cuntburger" is also a favorite, because "cuntburger"

D3RANG3D · « **Reply #18 on:** August 16, 2013, 05:18:20 PM »

unpeople

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #19 on:** August 16, 2013, 05:26:05 PM »

cockgoblin

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #20 on:** August 16, 2013, 06:09:54 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 16, 2013, 04:23:56 PM

I really like the stuff that only I say, which is why I say it. Shit like "shitburger" and "douchecanoe."

tbh, and not because this is you, but that sort of thing usually precedes Alzheimer's. Its like sortof Hank Kingsley warm up hype guy (onanistic buzz phrases) for shit that for the main event Larry Sanders (Alzheimer's).

brawndolicious · « **Reply #21 on:** August 16, 2013, 06:32:02 PM »

"Holy cock-shitting fuck" or "cock-shitting motherfucker" etc.

I must have used either at least once a day.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #22 on:** August 16, 2013, 06:48:02 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on August 16, 2013, 04:42:53 PM

My wife asked me what BBC meant because Prole put up on his FB that his mom said she loved BBC and we all had an uproarious time making puns.

my wife learns new words every time we go out drinking with Prole

it's edutaining

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #23 on:** August 16, 2013, 07:55:47 PM »

Piss coming out of my ass

Rufus · « **Reply #24 on:** August 16, 2013, 08:12:29 PM »

Cuntstain.

Butthurt.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #25 on:** August 16, 2013, 08:19:05 PM »

brah/bro/brehj

totes

jelly

totes serial btw, I say these at least once per day

Polari · « **Reply #26 on:** August 16, 2013, 08:27:59 PM »

Jokes.

Like if I said in response to this thread:

Do you even lift?

And then I said "Jokes" so you all would know I was joking. You can append "totes" for added effect. Jokes totes. People hate that shit.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #27 on:** August 16, 2013, 08:29:09 PM »

Quote from: Polari on August 16, 2013, 08:27:59 PM

Jokes.

Like if I said in response to this thread:

Do you even lift?

And then I said "Jokes" so you all would know I was joking. You can append "totes" for added effect. Jokes totes.

I like this; though I think I would say totes jokes.

Rufus · « **Reply #28 on:** August 16, 2013, 08:29:20 PM »

Knob

Bell-end

Bollocks

Plums

Polari · « **Reply #29 on:** August 16, 2013, 08:36:06 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 16, 2013, 08:29:09 PM

Quote from: Polari on August 16, 2013, 08:27:59 PM
Jokes.

Like if I said in response to this thread:

Do you even lift?

And then I said "Jokes" so you all would know I was joking. You can append "totes" for added effect. Jokes totes.
I like this; though I think I would say totes jokes.

Oh yeah either works. It's kind of a New Zealand thing. Say you piss on someone when their back is turned and they get annoyed you say "jokes" and that kind of mitigates it cos it makes it clear you weren't pissing on them out of malice. That's how we do down here.

huckleberry · « **Reply #30 on:** August 16, 2013, 08:48:51 PM »

shitbird

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #31 on:** August 16, 2013, 09:10:37 PM »

Beat up from the feet up
Gear (genitals)
There it is
There you have it
I don't know about all that
Busted/Wrecked
Jank/Janky
Dig/Dig it

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #32 on:** August 16, 2013, 09:13:22 PM »

gear means my dick and balls

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #33 on:** August 16, 2013, 09:28:21 PM »

Only heard of roids/drugs/clothing for gear.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #34 on:** August 16, 2013, 09:41:45 PM »

i only hear it about nutsacks; two points for team awesome

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** August 16, 2013, 09:49:24 PM »

"to no one's tears"

As in "Verdigris Murder's posts were dismissed, to no one's tears"

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #36 on:** August 16, 2013, 09:50:13 PM »

Some dudes have rusty as fuck gear then.

Mupepe · « **Reply #37 on:** August 16, 2013, 10:13:44 PM »

Junk for genitals is a good one. "lay off my junk bro"

nudemacusers · « **Reply #38 on:** August 16, 2013, 10:15:02 PM »

I've always been partial to 'nads'. Rolls off the tongue nicely.

Quote from: Polari on August 16, 2013, 08:36:06 PM

Oh yeah either works. It's kind of a New Zealand thing. Say you piss on someone when their back is turned and they get annoyed you say "jokes" and that kind of mitigates it cos it makes it clear you weren't pissing on them out of malice. That's how we do down here.

Is it a total get out of jail free card or are there limits? I should visit NZ sometime and do some research.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #39 on:** August 16, 2013, 10:30:13 PM »

Cumpumps

Your Stalker · « **Reply #40 on:** August 17, 2013, 12:18:51 AM »

i love beating my meat

Groogrux · « **Reply #41 on:** August 17, 2013, 02:09:58 AM »

I once heard this phrase in a movie and I loved it:

"He's taking a dirt-nap with baby Jesus."

Atramental · « **Reply #42 on:** August 17, 2013, 02:30:13 AM »

Dick satellite
Sperglord
Hambeast
Spazz
Cis scum
Fucktard
Schmuck
Wanker

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #43 on:** August 17, 2013, 08:50:38 AM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 16, 2013, 08:19:05 PM

brah/bro/brehj

totes

jelly

totes serial btw, I say these at least once per day

Totes adorbs. (srs) (no homo just powersloot)

Rufus · « **Reply #44 on:** August 17, 2013, 09:26:48 AM »

And with that, "sloot" and "slore".

Momo · « **Reply #45 on:** August 17, 2013, 09:48:04 AM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on August 17, 2013, 08:50:38 AM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 16, 2013, 08:19:05 PM
brah/bro/brehj

totes

jelly

totes serial btw, I say these at least once per day

Totes adorbs. (srs) (no homo just powersloot)

strong bb.com

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #46 on:** August 17, 2013, 11:09:34 AM »

I love bb.com lingo, I wonder if there's a Zyzz fanfic written entirely like that.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #47 on:** August 17, 2013, 11:43:05 AM »

sloot, slore, and hoor are hilarious

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #48 on:** August 17, 2013, 05:36:15 PM »

Anything with "butt" in front of it:

buttlust, butthurt, buttcrying butttears cuz you got buttannihilated

Rufus · « **Reply #49 on:** August 17, 2013, 05:56:05 PM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_words_of_Yiddish_origin

Much on that list. "Glitch" apparently originates in Yiddish.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #50 on:** August 17, 2013, 06:05:35 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on August 17, 2013, 08:50:38 AM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 16, 2013, 08:19:05 PM
brah/bro/brehj

totes

jelly

totes serial btw, I say these at least once per day

Totes adorbs. (srs) (no homo just powersloot)

and yeah I should have mentioned bb misc slang. sloot is godtier

Rufus · « **Reply #51 on:** August 17, 2013, 06:31:57 PM »

Clotheshorse

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #52 on:** August 17, 2013, 06:47:26 PM »

Butthurt
"u mad?"
Dipshit
Cumguzzler (interchange with "Jizzguzzler")
Fucktard

Oblivion · « **Reply #53 on:** August 17, 2013, 07:27:14 PM »

I know it might be played out, but I always liked "haters gonna hate".

Rufus · « **Reply #54 on:** August 17, 2013, 09:17:10 PM »

Dingus
Bewbs

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #55 on:** August 17, 2013, 11:55:16 PM »

Bigorexia.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #56 on:** August 18, 2013, 12:46:48 AM »

Also, when I want to tell someone to shut up, sometimes I'll say, "shut your cockwasher"

lennedsay · « **Reply #57 on:** August 18, 2013, 06:17:40 PM »

I really miss puddwacker and all variants.

My husband says yogurt slinger a lot, and one-eyed moisture missile. Basically any gross and disturbing phrases I enjoy.

Oblivion · « **Reply #58 on:** August 18, 2013, 06:54:32 PM »

I'm also a big fan of euphemisms for breasts.

-fun bags
-udders
-milk sacs
-gazongas

mmm, bewbs...

Momo · « **Reply #59 on:** August 18, 2013, 11:57:45 PM »

Just saw - "Feggitron Prime"

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Author Topic: phrases/slang you love (Read 4207 times)