Author Topic: Pirates or cowboys? (Read 1720 times)

Polari · « **on:** August 17, 2013, 07:45:02 PM »

Rum or whisky?
Slicing up European merchants or shooting Indians?
Parrots or horses?
Scurvy or the clap?
A boat full of men for months at a time or wearing chaps?

I can never decide.

Oblivion · « **Reply #1 on:** August 17, 2013, 07:54:19 PM »

Pirates. As long as they're butt-pirates.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #2 on:** August 17, 2013, 08:05:24 PM »

Cowboys, no contest. Pirates are lame as fuck, I never understood the fascination with them, not even as a kid. My dad made sure I watched shitloads of westerns when I was growing up, fuck yeah. Also Johnny Depp pretty much killed whatever coolness pirates ever might have had in my eyes. He also killed any coolness he ever had in my eyes. Fuck your pirates and fuck Johnny Depp.

Polari · « **Reply #3 on:** August 17, 2013, 08:19:12 PM »

You probably don't wanna see that Lone Ranger joint then.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #4 on:** August 17, 2013, 08:22:46 PM »

Pirates of course

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #5 on:** August 17, 2013, 08:35:37 PM »

Pirates.

Pirates of the Caribbean was pretty much my dream movie (after Cutthroat Island). Also, fuck you Eli.

Edit: I read a metric butt-ton of Louis L'Amour when I was in middle school, so it's not like I'm biased against cowboys.

Himu · « **Reply #6 on:** August 17, 2013, 08:36:45 PM »

Pirates.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #7 on:** August 17, 2013, 08:50:35 PM »

Cowboys, because I like long jackets and Cowboys can dress is some badass attire.

Pirates always look dirty, smelly, and stupid. Plus they are surrounded by dudes most of the time.

I hate Pirates.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #8 on:** August 17, 2013, 08:52:49 PM »

Rufus · « **Reply #9 on:** August 17, 2013, 09:02:53 PM »

A pirate I was meant to be~

Huff · « **Reply #10 on:** August 17, 2013, 09:09:38 PM »

whiskey

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #11 on:** August 17, 2013, 09:10:47 PM »

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Barry Egan · « **Reply #12 on:** August 17, 2013, 09:12:25 PM »

Cowboys because the cuisine is better.

Rufus · « **Reply #13 on:** August 17, 2013, 09:26:50 PM »

Nah, you can actually get more cock on a ship full of dudes.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14 on:** August 17, 2013, 09:56:05 PM »

Buttpirates or buttcowboys

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #15 on:** August 17, 2013, 10:00:34 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on August 17, 2013, 08:35:37 PM

Pirates.

Pirates of the Caribbean was pretty much my dream movie (after Cutthroat Island). Also, fuck you Eli.

Rufus · « **Reply #16 on:** August 17, 2013, 10:04:46 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 17, 2013, 09:56:05 PM

Buttpirates or buttcowboys

Pillage that booty.

Mupepe · « **Reply #17 on:** August 17, 2013, 10:18:19 PM »

Pirates are lame. Cowboys all the way.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #18 on:** August 17, 2013, 10:36:29 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 17, 2013, 10:18:19 PM

Pirates are lame. Cowboys all the way.

Pirates aren't american. EOD.

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** August 17, 2013, 10:45:08 PM »

American Pirates are the navy. And everyone knows they're gay too

nudemacusers · « **Reply #20 on:** August 17, 2013, 10:47:09 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on August 17, 2013, 10:45:08 PM

American Pirates are the navy. And everyone knows they're gay too

It's not gay if you're stuck on a boat for six months.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #21 on:** August 17, 2013, 11:00:51 PM »

ninjas

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #22 on:** August 18, 2013, 12:34:52 AM »

Both are just romanticized to hell and back.

Cowboys.

Less chance of scurvy.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #23 on:** August 18, 2013, 12:41:20 AM »

cowboys probably smell like ass tho

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #24 on:** August 18, 2013, 12:42:06 AM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 18, 2013, 12:41:20 AM

cowboys probably smell like ass tho

Pirates are on ships for months at a time. You think they smell rosy? Cowboys can just find a river and bathe.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #25 on:** August 18, 2013, 12:51:16 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on August 18, 2013, 12:42:06 AM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 18, 2013, 12:41:20 AM
cowboys probably smell like ass tho

Pirates are on ships for months at a time. You think they smell rosy? Cowboys can just find a river and bathe.

Yeah, but would a cowboy bother?

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** August 18, 2013, 01:02:46 AM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 17, 2013, 10:47:09 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on August 17, 2013, 10:45:08 PM
American Pirates are the navy. And everyone knows they're gay too
It's not gay if you're stuck on a boat for six months.

its always gay if there's tongue