here's what you missed from the vma's this year

[Verdigris Murder]

Cruncheon, her ass looked like vagina lips.

[StealthFan]

I wish twerking was hot when peak Britney was around

[Van Cruncheon]

peak xtina > peak britney

fuck, i'll take xtina right now

[Rufus]

lil kim is 4'11? who is that short ass nicca behind her who's like only 2 inches taller

Heels and perspective add to her height.

[Himu]

peak xtina > peak britney

fuck, i'll take xtina right now

Good taste baby

[Joe Molotov]

lil kim is 4'11? who is that short ass nicca behind her who's like only 2 inches taller

Tom Cruise

[Verdigris Murder]

The downward motion of the right hand when singing evinces a subconscious desire to escape.

[Mr. Gundam]

WaPo talking about slut shaming and racial condescension.

Gaga wore less and I don't see an issue it's almost like someone is a proper entertainer and another person is failing at it?

No, the racial condensation is real. See the Charlamagne interview and talking about Miley "catering" to black people.

I don't know what Miley is trying to do. I see her trying to cop a bunch of shit instead of being original.

She reminded me of a 10 year old girl trying to "act sexy" when they don't know what sexy means.

[Shadow Mod]

WaPo talking about slut shaming and racial condescension.

Gaga wore less and I don't see an issue it's almost like someone is a proper entertainer and another person is failing at it?

No, the racial condensation is real. See the Charlamagne interview and talking about Miley "catering" to black people.

I don't know what Miley is trying to do. I see her trying to cop a bunch of shit instead of being original.

She reminded me of a 10 year old girl trying to "act sexy" when they don't know what sexy means.

This is what people see with her so they feel bad.

[Steve Contra]

She reminds me of someone who took a very calculated risk to get lots and lots and lots of people talking about her by stirring up faux outrage. 

[Shadow Mod]

She reminds me of someone who took a very calculated risk to get lots and lots and lots of people talking about her by stirring up faux outrage.

Yeah but there's two kinds of talk "lol my boner is dead" and the middle america prude shit. I hate when people conflate the two.

[Himu]

Yeah the whole thing sounds and looks calculated

[Atramental]

http://areallywittyname.tumblr.com/post/59436553391

 

[Positive Touch]

  cynically calculated miley cyrus

this was a 20 year old woman acting like a 16 year old girl at a teen party. only calculated party was prolly mtv execs going "yes this is very stupid and yes, this will get media play"

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

cynically calculated miley cyrus

this was a 20 year old woman acting like a 16 year old girl at a teen party. only calculated party was prolly mtv execs going "yes this is very stupid and yes, this will get media play"

MTV has made a lot of money of the stupidity of others (Teen Mom, Jersey Shore, etc.) so I would not put it past them at all, especially if Miley was the dupe.

[nudemacusers]

WaPo talking about slut shaming and racial condescension.

Gaga wore less and I don't see an issue it's almost like someone is a proper entertainer and another person is failing at it?

No, the racial condensation is real. See the Charlamagne interview and talking about Miley "catering" to black people.

I don't know what Miley is trying to do. I see her trying to cop a bunch of shit instead of being original.

She reminded me of a 10 year old girl trying to "act sexy" when they don't know what sexy means.

[StealthFan]

Spears was always a sex symbol. She just became one that was acceptable for old men to jack off to when she did her 2000 VMA performance. Her Slave 4 U one was where she completely cemented her delicious hoskie status. Even as a 13 year old I knew that performance would come past the hour and a half mark because of ratings. I eagerly waited so I could pull myself.

[Mr. Gundam]

WaPo talking about slut shaming and racial condescension.

Gaga wore less and I don't see an issue it's almost like someone is a proper entertainer and another person is failing at it?

No, the racial condensation is real. See the Charlamagne interview and talking about Miley "catering" to black people.

I don't know what Miley is trying to do. I see her trying to cop a bunch of shit instead of being original.

She reminded me of a 10 year old girl trying to "act sexy" when they don't know what sexy means.

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This is what people see with her so they feel bad.

I have never seen Hannah Montana, so I just see a crazy trainwreck child performer trying to be "mature." And get attention, which she did.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Basicly people are just shocked how bad the performance was, not the actual content of it.

Cause if this shit was done right there would be some jerking done, but the entire thinh didnt have any sex appeal.
I wouldnt pay 10 bucks for a lapdance from miley if thats what she does...

[Phoenix Dark]

[Oblivion]

I enter this thread thinking that it would be flooded with Katy Perry gifs, and instead I find everyone talking about some random meth head who wandered off the set of Breaking Bad.

Disappoint.

[radioheadrule83]

[Human Snorenado]

So, in cultural terms I kind of live under a rock, and generally speaking prefer things that way. So, today was the first time I'd heard "Blurred Lines," or seen the unedited video.

Two highly divergent reactions- the lyrics are kinda creepy and yes, "rapey." On the other end, I am going to marry that brunette in the video.

[Phoenix Dark]

my favorite part is when TI plays with the blonde chick's hair. But yes, the brunette is clearly the best.

[Trent Dole]

She's just being Miley.

[brawndolicious]

Decided to finally watch it, the first time I've seen anything of this girl. Just based on what I've heard of her, I would guess her main audience is either growing out of puberty or jerking themselves through a mid-life crisis. I don't see how this helps her expand in any way.

I'm was most surprised (but not very) that they had an old-ass guy who sings that really fucking annoying song playing her dance partner. He was being twerked on by a girl half his age who probably never even had a chance to twerk anyone before.

[Raban]

[Himu]

Guys this shit was almost half a week ago and you're still talking about it. Her power.

[Himu]

See? You get it.

[Human Snorenado]

Obviously you non white, non cis dudes just don't get it.  Nubile young white girls are America's most precious resource.

[Himu]

Nubile young white girls are America's most precious resource.

Preach.



Her power!

Two songs in the itunes top 5. Only dropped one place due to Katy Perry.

[Hock]

really, no mention of the nsync reunion?

[Himu]

really, no mention of the nsync reunion?

Best part of the show aside from Bruno's  performance.

[Hock]

really, no mention of the nsync reunion?

Best part of the show aside from Bruno's  performance.

For the two minutes it lasted before JT threw the fatties off the stage so he could properly finish his performance. But I admit I was hyped.

[nudemacusers]

really, no mention of the nsync reunion?

hew dat

[Himu]

Two minutes? Try 30 seconds.

Still it made me nostalgic and 1d got a lesson.  And yeah it thinks he's MJ now. Dude your solo career is great, but 10 minutes show after the nsync reunion? He gave those fellas that ether.

[Himu]

really, no mention of the nsync reunion?

hew dat

Go in

[nudemacusers]

[Himu]

[Shadow Mod]

JC is cool but the other 3? Who gives a fuck.

[Himu]

Her new music video got 19m views in 24 hours and it's now at 62 million views in just three days.  That 19 million views number is apparently an all time record.

[Diunx]

No one cares.

[Joe Molotov]

Oh shit, Miley Cyrus is gonna be bigger than what-his-name from that Gundam Style video now!

[Himu]

I just hope this means I have to see more of this shit.