Author Topic: lets talk: shitty, socially irresponsible alcohol for the homeless (Read 7070 times)

Eschaton · « **on:** August 27, 2013, 01:19:38 AM »

if you havent had bum wine, you truly have not lived life. It is only through consuming these beverages that you can attain a fugue like nirvana of drunkenness, that summons demons and angels

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1 on:** August 27, 2013, 01:22:12 AM »

Ah cisco. I bought some for a friend's birthday (well and an actual present too), and another friend of our's at the party drank bottle and a half of the stuff and blacked out in thirty minutes. Passed out in his underwear in the backyard.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #2 on:** August 27, 2013, 01:49:11 AM »

yeah I always figured it was hyperbole, but I have never seen someone get that shitty so fast in my life. And it's not like he's a lightweight, either. I took one swig of the stuff and was burping up the taste a full day after. $:-\$

edit: lol, camo4x. I drank two cans of the stuff during a remarkably poor summer in college and got super drunk at a friend's house and walked back to my apartment drinking more of it, right on the main street of town. Apparently drunk dialed a bunch of people, woke up on my kitchen floor with the water running. Felt dead for two days.

Momo · « **Reply #3 on:** August 27, 2013, 01:49:26 AM »

I've had red wine out of a box

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #4 on:** August 27, 2013, 02:03:43 AM »

Anybody ever drink any Maddog 20/20?

It's like the pussy version of this genre, for people who don't want to wake up half-nude in a Denny's parking lot.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #5 on:** August 27, 2013, 02:08:51 AM »

No Steve Contra posts? Good jon you guys, he's dead.

Momo · « **Reply #6 on:** August 27, 2013, 05:21:50 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on August 27, 2013, 01:51:56 AM

Quote from: Momo on August 27, 2013, 01:49:26 AM
I've had red wine out of a box
If it's in a box, people with healthcare insurance and places to sleep drink it. im talking plastic bottle

Opposite here, boxed wine is aimed at the poorest of the poor. Sniffing glue, drinking dat silver balloon and using it as a pillow after.

Polari · « **Reply #7 on:** August 27, 2013, 06:20:11 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on August 27, 2013, 01:19:38 AM

if you havent had bum wine, you truly have not lived life. It is only through consuming these beverages that you can attain a fugue like nirvana of drunkenness, that summons demons and angels

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Buckfast! As I posted in the Monster thread, one bottle contains as much caffeine as eight cans of cola and it was mentioned in almost 6000 Strathclyde crime reports in the space of three years.

You can actually go and visit the abbey where it's made in the south of England (the producers are Benedictine monks).

huckleberry · « **Reply #8 on:** August 27, 2013, 06:32:11 AM »

Best thing we ever did at my liquor store was to stop selling that shit - MD20/20, Wild Irish Rose, Cisco, etc. Lost the fuckin bums and some college kids. Loved telling the whiners we didn't cater to poors - felt good man.

Momo · « **Reply #9 on:** August 27, 2013, 07:01:43 AM »

Russian Bear vodka. $3 a litre and it fucks you up like sucking down petrol.

king of the internet · « **Reply #10 on:** August 27, 2013, 10:21:25 AM »

I'll go with a shitty malt liquor, personality. The nice thing is the volume of the drink, you can sit under a bridge or on a park bench and sip on that shit all day.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #11 on:** August 27, 2013, 10:40:02 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 27, 2013, 02:03:43 AM

Anybody ever drink any Maddog 20/20?

It's like the pussy version of this genre, for people who don't want to wake up half-nude in a Denny's parking lot.

Second worst hang over of my teenage years.

Mupepe · « **Reply #12 on:** August 27, 2013, 10:50:34 AM »

Quote from: king of the internet on August 27, 2013, 10:21:25 AM

I'll go with a shitty malt liquor, personality. The nice thing is the volume of the drink, you can sit under a bridge or on a park bench and sip on that shit all day.

Damn right. OE for life!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #13 on:** August 27, 2013, 11:39:18 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on August 27, 2013, 01:47:28 AM

also, awful malt liquor is acceptable

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I bought my buddy a tallboy can of Hurricane for his birthday, and then he bought me a tallboy can of Earthquake (malt liquor made by the Four Loko guys) for mine. We sat around a campfire taking sips with about 10 other people...

The cans were still 95% full after making it around the fire, and then were promptly dumped out in the woods. Yeeeuck.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #14 on:** August 27, 2013, 11:42:01 AM »

I once mixed OE and some red Franzia together. Tasted like cranberry juice.

What happened the next day was why I'll never mix those two together again.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #15 on:** August 27, 2013, 12:35:18 PM »

Good lord

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16 on:** August 27, 2013, 01:11:51 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on August 27, 2013, 12:45:57 PM

So I should not try Cisco then?

do you like blackouts? do you like generic cough syrup?

if you answer yes to both then try cisco

nudemacusers · « **Reply #17 on:** August 27, 2013, 01:19:13 PM »

Oh and if you like the taste of beer and vomit try camo4x. To put it in perspective, I had to chase with steel reserve just to get the taste out of my mouth. $:-\$

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #18 on:** August 27, 2013, 01:53:17 PM »

OE? Cheap wine? You dudes are 'scusting. And that's coming from a black man.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #19 on:** August 27, 2013, 01:55:50 PM »

I had a dream one time that I was a contestant on Chopped and this was one of my basket ingredients.

FatalT · « **Reply #20 on:** August 27, 2013, 01:57:22 PM »

2 dolla gonna make you holla!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #21 on:** August 27, 2013, 02:06:55 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on August 27, 2013, 01:59:23 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on August 27, 2013, 01:53:17 PM

OE? Cheap wine? You dudes are 'scusting. And that's coming from a black man.
(Image removed from quote.) sorry, this thread isnt for bougie ass faccots that drink Mike's Hard Lemonade on a regular basis

I know my taste (outside of scotch) is questionable, but if we pit Mike's and OE/cheap wine/etc head to head I know I'd win in the court of public opinion and common sense.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22 on:** August 27, 2013, 02:12:18 PM »

PD congrats on the transition to womanhood. I had no idea.

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #23 on:** August 27, 2013, 02:21:36 PM »

Pretty sure if a guy showed up to a party with a 40 of OldE at the same time as a guy with a six pack of mikes, 9/10 party goers would agree only one of them came to party.

And it's not the guy drinking slightly alcoholic lemon water.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #24 on:** August 27, 2013, 02:26:43 PM »

Quote from: Spencer on August 27, 2013, 02:21:36 PM

Pretty sure if a guy showed up to a party with a 40 of OldE at the same time as a guy with a six pack of mikes, 9/10 party goers would agree only one of them came to party.

And it's not the guy drinking slightly alcoholic lemon water.

What if it what a bachelorette party?

Momo · « **Reply #25 on:** August 27, 2013, 02:43:05 PM »

Quote from: FatalT on August 27, 2013, 01:57:22 PM

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2 dolla gonna make you holla!

its pretty like absinthe, where can i buy it?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #26 on:** August 27, 2013, 02:50:02 PM »

If you can drink Mike's Hard Lemonade without anyone laughing at you, go for it

Diunx · « **Reply #27 on:** August 27, 2013, 03:22:04 PM »

I got Dengue Fever after drinking some 1 dollar wine, true story.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #28 on:** August 27, 2013, 03:23:29 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on August 27, 2013, 03:22:04 PM

I got Dengue Fever after drinking some 1 dollar wine, true story.

#thirdworldproblems

archnemesis · « **Reply #29 on:** August 27, 2013, 03:26:05 PM »

The only thing I've tried in this thread is Olde English 800 and that's pretty vile.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #30 on:** August 27, 2013, 03:31:22 PM »

I got wasted off a 6 pack of Steel Reserve. Belligerent, falling over drunk. Weird dreams and terribad hangover. Never again.

No wonder it was only $3.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #31 on:** August 27, 2013, 03:53:29 PM »

We would drink Ivan the Terrible Vodka. Well, points for truth in advertising.

Mupepe · « **Reply #32 on:** August 27, 2013, 03:55:46 PM »

Popov and McCormick vodka are the shit too. 5 dollars for a bottle of it ain't a bad deal. Especially when you're a teenager or a vagrant.

Momo · « **Reply #33 on:** August 27, 2013, 04:16:40 PM »

Being a vagrant sounds like the most badass vocation you could possibly have

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #34 on:** August 27, 2013, 04:20:56 PM »

Quote from: Momo on August 27, 2013, 04:16:40 PM

Being a vagrant sounds like the most badass vocation you could possibly have

Uh, yeah. (nsfw obviously)

Momo · « **Reply #35 on:** August 27, 2013, 04:26:59 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on August 27, 2013, 04:20:56 PM

Quote from: Momo on August 27, 2013, 04:16:40 PM
Being a vagrant sounds like the most badass vocation you could possibly have

Uh, yeah. (nsfw obviously)

oh god, this is shot in the same way as the zombie ass trailer

I wont link you, to save you from the crazy

spoiler (click to show/hide)

lol j/k (nsfw)

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Momo · « **Reply #36 on:** August 27, 2013, 04:27:03 PM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #37 on:** August 27, 2013, 04:37:10 PM »

No momo

tiesto · « **Reply #38 on:** August 27, 2013, 06:26:06 PM »

I don't even think they sell any of this by me (rich white suburbia)

drew · « **Reply #39 on:** August 27, 2013, 06:46:30 PM »

bought a bottle of everclear thanks to this thread, usually not a big drinker but i think it was a good investment, poured a bit in a vitamin water and been sippin on that all day, bout to go grab some pizza mmm

and just a whif of wild irish rose sends me back into my old dorm room in Cincinnati, darker days for sure, flashbacks of geeked up 2 AM walks through the fucking hood to get some...

nudemacusers · « **Reply #40 on:** August 27, 2013, 07:51:33 PM »

I don't think I could handle a bumwine hangover at this age.

FatalT · « **Reply #41 on:** August 27, 2013, 07:54:24 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 27, 2013, 07:51:33 PM

I don't think I could handle a bumwine hangover at this age.

Don't be a pussy!

nudemacusers · « **Reply #42 on:** August 27, 2013, 07:55:45 PM »

Positive Touch · « **Reply #43 on:** August 27, 2013, 08:02:06 PM »

just reading this thread is making me nauseous. fuck you kids

chronovore · « **Reply #44 on:** August 27, 2013, 09:00:24 PM »

Quote from: Momo on August 27, 2013, 01:49:26 AM

I've had red wine out of a box

Aren't there some -- I won't say "good" but -- drinkable wines in boxes now?

I've had sake out of a box, and shochu out of a box... I've had coffee out of a box. None of it was awesome.

Polari · « **Reply #45 on:** August 27, 2013, 09:29:12 PM »

You dudes turning your noses up at wine in a box are hilarious, the real bum shit is wine in a bag. It was like 90% of what we drank as teenagers.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #46 on:** August 27, 2013, 09:35:47 PM »

the carlo rossi jug is where it's at

look at that beautiful bitch

drew · « **Reply #47 on:** August 27, 2013, 09:38:20 PM »

well...wine in a box technically is wine in a bag

Polari · « **Reply #48 on:** August 27, 2013, 10:44:12 PM »

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #49 on:** August 27, 2013, 11:17:45 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on August 27, 2013, 07:51:33 PM

I don't think I could handle a bumwine hangover at this age.

I'm only 25, but seriously agree. I get way too hung over already. Although, all this boxed wine I'm drinking is bringing back a bit of tolerance

nudemacusers · « **Reply #50 on:** August 27, 2013, 11:39:02 PM »

25-26 is when my body started rejecting large amounts of swill. the hangovers just hurt too much. now, I don't even bother drinking more than a buzz unless I can guarantee sleeping in until midmorning at the earliest. Nothing worse than waking up with a headache and a kid stomping all over your nuts

StealthFan · « **Reply #51 on:** August 27, 2013, 11:48:11 PM »

Being a bum is a miserable experience. Having money to buy something as simple as a nice, cold drink on a hot day feels like an absolute blessing.

Wino's are preferable to more sober homeless types, because they've given up hope and aren't as predatory towards other bums as the more coherent minds. As for what they drink? Anything. Beer, wine, liquor. Doesn't matter. Thunderbird the is the bum cliche and it's a true one. It does what most bums want it to do: make them pass out.

Crystal meth is popular among white bums. I love meth. I stay the fuck away from it now though. I once cracked a pipe because I was lighting it up so much. I was in an abandonded VW bug behind an apartment complex.

StealthFan · « **Reply #52 on:** August 27, 2013, 11:57:08 PM »

I let an incredibly ugly, late 30's white woman with blonde hair (braided like she was black) suck my cock for a place to sleep. It was in Chatsworth Park. There were tons of cruising homos standing around acting like they were just out for a midnight stroll in the park. I wasn't among them (

) but I was lingering about because at the time I just thought it was a bunch of dudes hanging out, which I thought was weird. She walked up with a much younger, prettier girl that was tweaked out of her gord. She asked if I needed anything and I said I was homeless. She told me where she and her friend was sleeping and to meet me there shortly. I did. She blew me by a giant rock and I barely slept. Shit was traumatizing.

If only the younger girl did it

Mupepe · « **Reply #53 on:** August 28, 2013, 10:20:16 AM »

I went to a birthday party for the husband of my wife's friend. The guy's a total dbag and his wife is a hood rat. We went to pick up some liquor to give as a gift and I saw a big ass bottle of Everclear. ENJOY MOTHERFUCKER

Mupepe · « **Reply #54 on:** August 28, 2013, 10:22:52 AM »

But really, I can't drink much anymore at all. Most beer will give me a headache within an hour. With hard liquor I have to keep drinking until I'm shitfaced. If I stop drinking I get a headache pretty damn quick. It sucks. So now I only drink once or twice a year but I get abso-fucking-lutely shitfaced and oddly enough I'm usually hangover free in the morning. I'm hopping around like a goddamn bunny rabbit. But if I drink 3 or 4 beers to relax with my friends I go to bed with a pounding headache and wake up with one. Fucking bullshit.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #55 on:** August 28, 2013, 10:38:55 AM »

Is wine a in a bag something they have in Canada?

drew · « **Reply #56 on:** August 28, 2013, 06:50:49 PM »

ob god, the headaches, why didn't anyone warn me about THE HEADACHES

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Author Topic: lets talk: shitty, socially irresponsible alcohol for the homeless (Read 7070 times)

Eschaton