Dear Eschaton, 3 black people want to take a sip of you

[Shaka Khan]

Last night I showed Eschaton and one of his buddies how grindr works. For teaching purposes I created a new profile, used Eschaton's photo for a profile pic, named him "Chai Latte" and picked "Take a sip" for a headline.

I woke up to three different niccas wanting to taste his hot caramel sticky buns.

Discuss.

[Phoenix Dark]

Why do you know how Grindr works?

[Shaka Khan]

Because I'm sexually active.

[StealthFan]

What is Grindr?

[Himu]

those three niccas in that pic are the guys who want to fuck you, Esch. You're the dude on the ground in the middle, body is in comatose after that ass handling.

[Shaka Khan]

What is Grindr?

The quickest way to get your dick wet for free.

[Phoenix Dark]

What is Grindr?

The quickest way to get your dick wet for free.

for gay dudes 

[Shaka Khan]

Whoa breh. It ain't only for gays.

[Human Snorenado]

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http://gawker.com/5838341/the-new-grindr-for-straight-people-will-never-work

WAY TO MISS THE POINT, STRAIGHTS

I should make an app called DTF, I'd kill it

[StealthFan]

What is Grindr?

The quickest way to get your dick wet for free.

for gay dudes 

I guess you'll be all about this service then?

[Phoenix Dark]

What is Grindr?

The quickest way to get your dick wet for free.

for gay dudes 

I guess you'll be all about this service then? (Image removed from quote.)

breh you haven't showered since Thursday, and probably haven't gone outside all week. I could give a dude a handjob while drinking fruit flavored vodka and not catch a bigger L than you right now

[nudemacusers]

pics of these niccas? 

[brawndolicious]

You had to make a profile to explain it? I bet he's never heard of backpage.com either.

[StealthFan]

What is Grindr?

The quickest way to get your dick wet for free.

for gay dudes 

I guess you'll be all about this service then? (Image removed from quote.)

breh you haven't showered since Thursday, and probably haven't gone outside all week. I could give a dude a handjob while drinking fruit flavored vodka and not catch a bigger L than you right now

[Phoenix Dark]

[StealthFan]

Wait a damn minute playa you watch Downton Abbey

[Human Snorenado]

So do Beezy and Himuro.  It's a regular African-American epidemic on the 'bore.

[Phoenix Dark]

The writers have recognized us by introducing a black character in S4

[nudemacusers]

It reminds blacks of a simpler time, where jobs were guaranteed.

[Himu]

downton abbey is fucking amazing

[Himu]

Naw, season 2 was a full on soap opera at the expense of social issues of the times, season 3 brings back social issues and is less of a soap opera. PD and I both agree, season 3 is

[Cerveza mas fina]

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