Veteran-BORE. Let's remember the funny personalities and antics of the old days

[Phoenix Dark]

it's the pic G sent to White Man

[Mupepe]

Do you think she's too stupid to realize you've been talking to her with multiple screennames and acting like a total lunatic?

You creep women out, assclown. Enjoy trying to masturbate to her with your crooked paws tonight.

Ecrofirt

[Boogie]

There's plenty of this in the "Dysfunctional" section -- though theres probably other gems hiding in the board.

It's short a few though, with you deleting all of GS' old posts.

[demi]

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That wasn't me

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[Phoenix Dark]

[demi]

Tinypic is blocked here, what picture is that PD

[Great Rumbler]

Tinypic is blocked here, what picture is that PD

It's this:

http://i.imgur.com/PQPp6EF.jpg

[demi]

lol...

[nudemacusers]

I expected alpha, fit and muscular defenders of freedom.

Not crusty wavebirds and blobby naked guys.

[Joe Molotov]

I expected alpha, fit and muscular defenders of freedom.

Not crusty wavebirds and blobby naked guys.

You came to the wrong forum.

[nudemacusers]

I didn't say I was disappointed

[Brehvolution]

Yixian posting eluvs ass

Tauntaun going to guitar school and falling off the face of the earth.

TVC's knee problem

Muckhole posting

[Joe Molotov]

TVC's anything

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=4869

[Brehvolution]

  Mupepe in that thread.

[ToxicAdam]

I think this was the first thread I (remember) reading here:

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=41.msg223#msg223

[Joe Molotov]

Waychel, St. Corny, Wobe, and The Black Stallion in that thread.

[demi]

To be fair, that was during its inception so it was all pussyfooting, plus MAF was a bit of a prude.

[Brehvolution]

Demi, why did Saint Corny not want you on OA back then? You guys have beef?

[demi]

Saint didnt really like anyone, lol. He's exactly like how Triumph acts, here. That's why I find Triumph so adorable.

[Positive Touch]

not an event, but i do miss drohne. that was a real hero of a man

[Mupepe]

Where does that Echoflirt post about talking to women with multiple screen names come from?

http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=12162.msg0#new

[Brehvolution]

[Mr. Gundam]

The thread is probably wiped, but what happened is some innocent member registered, and asked about games for their "disabled child"

Innocent enough - but then suddenly Green Man figures it out, and tells her to leave him alone and some other guy (his dad?) too. Then the mask comes off and they go back and forth. Was kinda... awkward.

I decided to ask her if he had a nice cock and was fat. Carpe Demi, so they say.

I remember those posters, but didn't realize it was his parents.

Also, what was up with the whole "someone from Comcast is here spying on people's posts" thing?

- I liked some of the schizophrenic personalities who would post here and OA.  Over here, Saint Cornelius didn't have enough dicks for all the pussy that was getting thrown at him.  On OA, he was so annoying, him and enjoy bell woods had a subforum to slapfight since everyone else was sick of his shit.  Over here, Ichirou was an eternal victim of the internet.  On OA, he was President Soetoro, one of the biggest shit eating trolls over there who qq'd when OA got sick of his shit and hacked into his Facebook.  I hope both of these people found the mental help they desperately need.

Last time I talked to Ichirou, he was still pretty bitter about us here and went on about how he's not Soetoro, which is funny because I've never been to OA and had no clue what he was talking about.

[demi]

The Comcast thing was some unfunny joke from Willco when we were fucking with Bz, when he threatened to find CrystalGemini and eat her.

[Phoenix Dark]

Ecrofirt accusing another of being a lunatic.
 

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I miss MemeMachine

I miss when Mupepe's ass still had some grip

[Mupepe]

Ecrofirt accusing another of being a lunatic.
 

?  Am I missing something?  Did he turn out to be nuts?  He always seemed normal to me.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

He made some gaf posts where he had anger problems that caused marriage problems.

[Polari]

Ecrofirt always seemed alright IIRC.

Edit: Oh, OK then.

Man there used to be some real characters. Doubt they'd get away with it now.

[Mupepe]

He made some gaf posts where he had anger problems that caused marriage problems.

Oh.  That sucks.  Both he and Nikki were really cool and friendly.  I wish they still posted here.

[Human Snorenado]

Waychel, St. Corny, Wobe, and The Black Stallion in that thread.

TORTFUL

[Human Snorenado]

Also, I'm a much milder version of St. Corny, demi.  I would never bother trying to fuck anyone on a forum.  I will yell at anyone for anything, though.

[Himu]

Ecro and Nikki thing saddens me.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=445719

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=31919914#post31919914

Pretty sad but I can't find anything more recent.  So maybe it got worse and worse, maybe he got help, I don't know.

[Himu]

i'm just so surprised they didn't live together pre-marriage

[CatsCatsCats]

Yeah, you really should live with someone before deciding to live with the rest of your life/marriage. I hope everything worked out for them both, whether separate or together.

[Positive Touch]

i swear i thought they got divorced, but fuck if i remember for sure or not

[Phoenix Dark]

Yup pretty sure things got ugly and there was a divorce. I remember someone posted an update either on GAF or OA, can't remember.

[Human Snorenado]

Bummer

But yeah, don't get married young, and for sure don't get married if you haven't lived together.

[Human Snorenado]

Also, what ever happened to Cyanista?

[demi]

I banned her cause I didnt like her sassy female attitude.

Maybe

[Van Cruncheon]

she ran off somewhere remote with some dude. for a smart gal, she lived a pretty dubious life.

[Phoenix Dark]

she ran off somewhere remote with some dude. for a smart gal, she lived a pretty dubious life.

*calls Comcast*

[Van Cruncheon]

did g eat her, too

[Mr. Gundam]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=445719

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=31919914#post31919914

Pretty sad but I can't find anything more recent.  So maybe it got worse and worse, maybe he got help, I don't know.

Did a post history on him, sounds like they're still married had a second kid earlier this year.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=345

Hopefully they're doing ok.

[T-Short]

Tons of great stuff mentioned here already. Shuri's tattoo was a fave but doesn't seem that long ago. also, CHOW CHOW's recurring selfies.

[Robo]

Don't kid yourselves; this forum had been a piece of shit since day one.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=445719

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=31919914#post31919914

Pretty sad but I can't find anything more recent.  So maybe it got worse and worse, maybe he got help, I don't know.

Did a post history on him, sounds like they're still married had a second kid earlier this year.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=345

Hopefully they're doing ok.

Someone please pm him to come back

[Human Snorenado]

Don't kid yourselves; this forum had been a piece of shit since day one.

I mean, in that it's a forum on the internets, yeah.  But it's like a nicely bronzed piece of shit, with class and whatnot.

[brawndolicious]

that chick who came in here and emasculated her boyfriend

Was that really bz`s girlfriend? That was a pretty crazy time in IRC.

That thread is definitely in the archive side.

Also Yixian and elektrikluv.

Totally bizarre. The guy gets dumped for showing off his girlfriend's ass and then pouts that he's at least going make something of himself by becoming a doctor. That's like an afterschool special on why you shouldn't date dumbasses.

[Human Snorenado]

I tend to give young people passes* on stupid shit, because lord knows I did plenty of stupid shit as a young person, I just didn't have to navigate social media and the internet while doing so.

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[Eel O'Brian]

that chick who came in here and emasculated her boyfriend

Was that really bz`s girlfriend? That was a pretty crazy time in IRC.

no, i mean the one who jacked her BF's account because he hit her and came in here to let all his skeletons out of the closet

it was great

[Rman]

What happened to Ichirou btw.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

- I liked some of the schizophrenic personalities who would post here and OA.  Over here, Saint Cornelius didn't have enough dicks for all the pussy that was getting thrown at him.  On OA, he was so annoying, him and enjoy bell woods had a subforum to slapfight since everyone else was sick of his shit.  Over here, Ichirou was an eternal victim of the internet.  On OA, he was President Soetoro, one of the biggest shit eating trolls over there who qq'd when OA got sick of his shit and hacked into his Facebook.  I hope both of these people found the mental help they desperately need.

Last time I talked to Ichirou, he was still pretty bitter about us here and went on about how he's not Soetoro, which is funny because I've never been to OA and had no clue what he was talking about.

It seems odd that OA would just randomly fuck with some guy's Facebook for no reason and only do it once, which happened to be Ichirou's account.  Or, the more likely case, he was a shitty forum troll over there and they got tired of his shit.

It's a shame because years ago, he was one of my favorite people on GAF.  I lost a lot of respect for him when he did the "Me vs. the Internet" act, with all respect being lost while he was President Soetoro over at OA.

[Mr. Gundam]

What happened to Ichirou btw.

He moved to New Zealand to teach, his Dad died so he went back to Puerto Rico for a bit, then back to NZ. Then he got a job offer in Tokyo so he went back.

[Phoenix Dark]

What happened to Ichirou btw.

from my PM collection

keep this a secret till I post it today or tomorow when its done.  so Ichi has been trying incredibly hard to troll me for the last bit and he he has just been crazy ever since his ban -- he actually threatened to beat up mupepe, lol.  Anyways i find it rather funny so I decided to fuel so I'm righting this, based on Faust.  I call it Faustirou.  It's still in really rough shape still too.

So this starts in the middle, but basically before this ichi, age 12, gets banned from a site and then wishes to become old so people will listen to him.

Meeting -       
      [Shakes enters in a flash of smoke]

      What is this a flicker and poof
      Of smoke, but who is there!?
       Alas, I cower in fear!
   Shake: Yes, but that is nothing new.
      I Have come to fulfil your wish.
   Ichi:    Is what Antonio must have meant by “later”?
   Shake: No I come from one much greater.
      Enough, let us get on with this.
      You wish to fight Nature, normally slow?
      To whip him to your desired speed?
      Here, this burger I give will do the deed,
      and all you have to do is taste my baked dough!
   Ichi:   But strangers can not to be trusted!
      Again and again that’s what my mother said.
      Still greater than Zoro is quite a feat,
      Hand me your meat, I eat, I eat!

      [ The deed is done, Shakes leaves in smoke.]

      My God, my God, alas, alas
      I ate this burger and have been made fat!
      I wanted to grow up, to be old and tall,
      But the direction I took was just horizontal.
      I still feel myself, that same old ‘tard
      Only coved in flaming, burning, molten lard,
      The pain sealed by me by this new skin.
      O God, O God, I sinned, I sinned!
      I have been tricked by that foul imp.
      Gone, no doubt, to worsen the blow,
      To post my picture on the internet!
      I take it back, Stranger, O Stranger, I will develop slow!?
     
      [A creaking sound is made]
   
      Shhh, I must me quit, but with mouth so loud,
      being mute is extremely hard to do.
      There!  I hear it again, on the stairs it’s sound!
      It’s my mom! I must hide, I must move!


      [Mother comes down, Ichi hides]
     
   Mom:   Ichi is that you, I heard noises so strange,
      I told you before, your bed is the place for that fluid exchange!
      But my God, what is that?
      In my house is that an elephant?

      No it’s something deferent
      Not beast nor man,
      Maybe some mix, left in abandonment?
      I must be carful and aprotch with a  battle plan.
      It’s strange, this foul monster is so near,
      yet all I feel is pity, no sign of fear.
      It must be, that the blanket meant to hid all, only covers half,
      this stupid sight can bring me to do nothing but laugh.
      Stupid this creature must be indeed.
   Ichi:   Mother! How could you! this creature is me!
   Mom:   I denie that claim, I have but a small weak boy,
   Ichi:     But I am your child, made in some traveler's joy.
   Mom:   Now now, I think the time has come for your tongue to cease
      Because stretched as I am, I couldn’t give birth to that in one piece!
      But in case you spread your slander, and men should stop seeing me,
      I shall but you in a create and ship you over seas!
      Don’t worry World I will be sure to lock him in,
      And don’t worry “son”, I’ll include amply supply
      Of food and water stored in giant bins,
      Least you brake free, let loose and drink the ocean dry!

      Now get in the create you moral sin,
      Or I will get the broom!
      This box shall be your ship and your inn,
      Or if humanity is lucky your tomb!

      [Ichi who fears the broom, mournfully goes into the create.]

      There, the beast is in it’s cage!
      Now you thing, I must confess,
      Though you look old I could never mistake that mental age,
      That’s right I knew you to be my son, our plan is a success!

      Emerge Shakes now from out of the dark,
      Come with me lets go for a lark.
      But first, for this trick what do I owe?
      No cash is needed, only ichi’s bed and your maiden show.
       
      [scene opens with Ichi’s create broken open on a beach].

     
     
   
end -
      ...
   God:    There will be no redemption for you --
    Ichi:    But clack, clack, clack –
   God:    Shut your Mexican trap;
      And let me tell you a thing or two.
      Now as I was saying,
      You will get no defense!
      Now you may commence,
      Some more of your idiotic word-spraying,

      [All leave but Ichi]

[Human Snorenado]

 

[Joe Molotov]

Man, that's really....some text.

[CajoleJuice]

yixian-elektrikluv is my favorite

[Diunx]

that chick who came in here and emasculated her boyfriend

Was that really bz`s girlfriend? That was a pretty crazy time in IRC.

no, i mean the one who jacked her BF's account because he hit her and came in here to let all his skeletons out of the closet

it was great

lol I remember that shit.