I need a new Xbox motto

[The Sceneman]

It's real hard to keep shit to 21 characters! Currently my motto is some obscure Escape from New York quote and needs an upgrade.

Help!

[Howard Alan Treesong]

"PS4 handle: xxxxxxxxx"

[Himu]

"Leper Me."

[Eel O'Brian]

"Gay for Kinect"

[MCD]

"Please buy a Windows Phone!"

[demi]

This is my bio

My ultimate fantasy is to have us tied with leather belts to pipes like Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton at the end of the movie Twister and have our feet being sucked up into the vortex while we are doing that we can JO to climax into the vortex. Obviously this is impossible and dangerous to attempt so I would be ok with just JO looking at a tornado.

[Joe Molotov]

Bores Before Slores™

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Jesus Didn't Tapout

[The Sceneman]

Is lewd stuff automatically flagged?

[demi]

If you play online I believe you will get flagged at some point.

[Trent Dole]

PINGAS!
Is clearly the only choice here.

[chronovore]

I've played things you people wouldn't believe.


Ack, too long, said the actress to the vicar. How about "ill-kempt and ill-tempered"?

[Human Snorenado]

"part of the problem"

"dirtperson"

"fucking distinguished mentally-challenged fellow"

[pilonv1]

average woman fetish

[thisismyusername]

If you play online I believe you will get flagged at some point.

Only if someone reports you. MS's po-po doesn't monitor everything.

[demi]

I got flagged at some point for having "lookin for anus hogs" as my motto -- and I got randomly disconnected/banned while playing Tomb Raider Underworld

[Human Snorenado]

Yeah, hard to tap out when your arms are nailed to a tree

[Joe Molotov]

Jesus begged for his life and you know it.

 

[chronovore]

Anal bleach applicator