Candle-light vigil for Awesome-O, 7:00PM EST, Digital Realm

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm also not sure why you thought this was thread-worthy, macusers. Is this what passes for fun in Montana?

This kind of shit might have bothered me years ago, but we've all moved well past those days. Himu is a grown ass man. If he doesn't like my posts, that concerns no one but him. What a man wants to read or not read is his business and only his. I'm not going to concern myself with another man's reading material, and I doubt he'll concern himself with mine.

 

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You missed one, btw.

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women being bad at math? shocking

[Rusty Shackleford]

[nudemacusers]

macusers- montana, bro.  montana.   

please check your municipal privilege.

[nudemacusers]

Wait doesn't Creepy Old Guy live in Iowa?

wait... if true

at least we have some outdoors shit to do

[Mandark]

Wait doesn't Creepy Old Guy live in Iowa?

no

[Human Snorenado]

Sorry bro, can't hear you over the sound of the more than two grocery stores in this town.  Shit is INSANE.

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I actually have pondered living in far off places out west... my criteria would involve a place that rated highest in 3 criteria- cheap standard of living, access to reliable high speed internet for my job, and the lowest possible heat/humidity.  I don't think I want to keep this shitty job though.

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edit: currently live in Western NC, for the record

[nudemacusers]

Sorry bro, can't hear you over the sound of the more than two grocery stores in this town.  Shit is INSANE.

hey great falls has two albertsons and a walmart motherfucker

[Human Snorenado]

Who is the sassy FA who lives in Iowa and brags about being a member of the six figure club?

I think that's TEXP, who is now Mary Tyler Whore, who I used to confuse with you for a while because you were both "TheSomething" but then I remembered you were the army humorless one, and he was the engineer humorless one.  Or something.

[Great Rumbler]

Why does Awesome-O always let dumb posts rustle his jimmies? The world may never know.

[Human Snorenado]

Why does Awesome-O always let dumb posts rustle his jimmies? The world may never know.

He's generally a good dude I think, he just cares about shit too much.  Or something.  I can sympathize sometimes.

[nudemacusers]

Great Falls? 

You poor bastard.

[nudemacusers]

please fax your resume asap

[Himu]

How could you say me and TEXP are humorless? That hits me right in the feels.

Furthermore, I think I'd rather live in Montana than western North Carolina. More beautiful, better weather, less people. In fact it is my dream to live in a remote sex commune with nudemac and his wife. Two well-dressed brahs living off the land and being bi-polygamous. That, my friend, is my American Dream.

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Someone please add that emoticon.

[Human Snorenado]

Somebody's been drinking.   

[nudemacusers]

Special skills: homosteading

Tbh, I was a bit of a dick to Himu on several occasions recently, and not just in this thread.

see how we all grow & come closer as a collection of people in my threads?

[Raban]

How could you say me and TEXP are humorless? That hits me right in the feels.

Furthermore, I think I'd rather live in Montana than western North Carolina. More beautiful, better weather, less people. In fact it is my dream to live in a remote sex commune with nudemac and his wife. Two well-dressed brahs living off the land and being bi-polygamous. That, my friend, is my American Dream.

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[Dickie Dee]

Great Falls? 

You poor bastard.

I remember driving through Great Falls when driving cross-country and getting freaked by multiple instances of inbred neanderthal looking peoples, both male and female. We're talking sloped forehead, rigged brow, the whole deal. It was across the whole town so it wasn't just one sighting of an ugly family, unless everyone there is from the same ugly family, which they probably are.

[nudemacusers]

hutterites?



you should hear them talk, it's like the burbs

[Himu]

Turkey is delicious, man.

[nudemacusers]

turkey? who the fuck taught you about white people?

[Rusty Shackleford]

  flyover country

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i keed, i keed 

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[Phoenix Dark]

I remember when I first learned white people put gravy on their biscuits instead of syrup

[Himu]

I remember when I first learned white people put gravy on their biscuits instead of syrup

That is a southern thing, not a white thing.

[nudemacusers]

I remember when I first learned white people put gravy on their biscuits instead of syrup

homemade gravy with sausage drippings on biscuits (made with butter not some kfc crisco shit) >>>>>>>> aunt jemima

[Himu]

Ask your relatives down south, Maurice. Syrup? On biscuits? What in the FUCK, you use gravy.

[nudemacusers]

Syrup on a biscuit? 

probably choked down with a gallon of lipton too

[Mandark]

I remember when I first learned white people put gravy on their biscuits instead of syrup

[nudemacusers]

i'm making biscuits gravy and sausage tomorrow fuck it

[Phoenix Dark]

It's a breakfast food. Like pancakes. My grandma used to make them and she's from down south, so I just assumed that's how everyone ate them. I've since had gravy on biscuits and it's good but I prefer syrup.

[Himu]

This nicca here

Well I can't blame you for going the route your grandma did. You're so adorable

[nudemacusers]

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It's a breakfast food. Like pancakes. My grandma used to make them and she's from down south, so I just assumed that's how everyone ate them. I've since had gravy on biscuits and it's good but I prefer syrup.

we aren't even talking real syrup are we

[Himu]

If PD puts sausage and eggs with cheese on those biscuits I can be down with that.

However, down south, when we eat biscuits and gravy it's for dinner.

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't eat sausage tho

I just did a google search, lots of hits for biscuits and syrup. I'm not alone

[Human Snorenado]

I feel like I have to say this since Cormac is dead. Biscuits, white gravy, and syrup are all poison. Stop killing yourselves, friends.

 

[Himu]

However, down south, when we eat biscuits and gravy it's for dinner.

Dad and grandparents from South Alabama. Nope.

You're right. It's a prevalent breakfast food, but also a prevalent dinner food, especially on Sundays (ie. take a bisquit and use the gravy/juice from the meat on the biscuit)

[Himu]

I fucking wish.

[Human Snorenado]

However, down south, when we eat biscuits and gravy it's for dinner.

Dad and grandparents from South Alabama. Nope.

You're right. It's a prevalent breakfast food, but also a prevalent dinner food, especially on Sundays (ie. take a bisquit and use the gravy/juice from the meat on the biscuit)

This is correct. 

But.

We don't take kindly to Texans calling themselves Southerners.  Different people.  Texas is it's own thing.

[CatsCatsCats]

Biscuits and gravy

Biscuits and syrup is what people have when they go to KFC or someshit and use their "honey"

[Himu]

Mash potatoes, meat (choose yer poison), green peas, and biscuits. The classic southern dinner.

[Himu]

However, down south, when we eat biscuits and gravy it's for dinner.

Dad and grandparents from South Alabama. Nope.

You're right. It's a prevalent breakfast food, but also a prevalent dinner food, especially on Sundays (ie. take a bisquit and use the gravy/juice from the meat on the biscuit)

This is correct. 

But.

We don't take kindly to Texans calling themselves Southerners.  Different people.  Texas is it's own thing.

We were all in the civil war. I consider anyone who fought for confederacy to be southern. It's impossible for me to not unlearn decades of Texas history and not label it as "the south'.

[Phoenix Dark]

Do white people eat pot pies with rice?

[nudemacusers]

Do white people eat pot pies with rice?

[CatsCatsCats]

Not in my family *shrug*

But then we use wash clothes

[Himu]

Do white people eat pot pies with rice?

[Himu]

We were all in the civil war. I consider anyone who fought for confederacy to be southern. It's impossible for me to not unlearn decades of Texas history and not label it as "the south'.

"We"

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[Himu]

PD does anyone else in your family eat white rice with sugar and butter?

[Human Snorenado]

Southern food

Shit is gonna be the death of me, and will at the very least keep me from ever getting into shape.  But fuck it, if I can't eat a sweet potato pie, I might as well be fucking dead already.

[Himu]

Himu, you weren't a participant in the civil war. You were the spoils.

Can't take it away. I'm a Texan, born and raised. Texas participated in the civil war. That makes us southern. Of course I didn't participate in the civil war.

Southern food

Shit is gonna be the death of me, and will at the very least keep me from ever getting into shape.  But fuck it, if I can't eat a sweet potato pie, I might as well be fucking dead already.

Tell it brother.

[Phoenix Dark]

PD does anyone else in your family eat white rice with sugar and butter?

No but sometimes I'd make rice with too much butter when I was a poor college student.

Now I put quinoa and corn in my pot pies

[Human Snorenado]

We should have a big Bore bbq one day.  Potato salad and pulled pork... baked beans...

[Himu]

We should have a big Bore bbq one day.  Potato salad and pulled pork... baked beans...

Collard greens...brisket....turkey necks....ox tail...

Ox tail

[StealthFan]

Do white people eat pot pies with rice?

.....

wtf

[Boogie]

i don't know if the business is humourless per se, but he is definitely a wet blanket 24/7 around here

C'mon, tell me you didn't chuckle at "homosteading"

[chronovore]

PD does anyone else in your family eat white rice with sugar and butter?

Does anyone else here pour milk on their rice and eat it with sugar?

My Japanese relatives, it engages their gag reflex.

[nudemacusers]

PD does anyone else in your family eat white rice with sugar and butter?

Does anyone else here pour milk on their rice and eat it with sugar?

My Japanese relatives, it engages their gag reflex.

wife like warm rice in milk with cinnamon

[thisismyusername]

PD does anyone else in your family eat white rice with sugar and butter?

Does anyone else here pour milk on their rice and eat it with sugar?

My Japanese relatives, it engages their gag reflex.

I'm with your Japanese relatives on this. 

I mean some rice can be bland... yeah... but putting it in milk?

[brob]

Rice in milk? Why not make rice porridge at that point, like worthwhile people?

[Brehvolution]

We call them Rice Crispys over here.

[Eli Gulgin]

Rice in milk? Why not make rice porridge at that point, like worthwhile people?

Aagggh now I want rice porridge with milk, sugar and cinnamon.

[El Babua]

My parents do the whole rice in milk thing.

I personally prefer oats + maple syrup + milk.