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The Business

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Is Apple really so irrelvant? Do BrandNew and Shaka even have iPhones anymore?
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nudemacusers

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2013, 01:53:37 AM »
everyone too busy working double overtime to buy them


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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2013, 01:55:43 AM »
 :trash
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2013, 01:56:54 AM »
I was expecting the 5C to be cheaper than it was. I guess it is just a 5 in a plastic case, though...

Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2013, 02:06:51 AM »
That's why I wanted one too. It's apparently hard polycarbonate so it should survive a fall. I doubt the screen's resilience has improved, haven't heard anything about it.

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2013, 02:21:20 AM »
Lifeproof cases, brehs.
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2013, 02:23:43 AM »
you're only allowed to use a lifeproof case if you own a tactical polo
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2013, 02:28:35 AM »
Once you have a lifeproof case you have to wear it on your belt, right?
only after it has been inventoried on your everyday carry blog alongside your titanium toothpick case, swiss utility knife, and german-made ballistic-resistant writing instrument.
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #8 on: September 11, 2013, 02:29:55 AM »
Guys, I lead a very active life and need the protection the lifeproof case offers.

(I typed that with a straight face somehow...)
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2013, 02:36:05 AM »

Once you have a lifeproof case you have to wear it on your belt, right?
only after it has been inventoried on your everyday carry blog alongside your titanium toothpick case, swiss utility knife, and german-made ballistic-resistant writing instrument.

Speaking of all that crap, where do dudes who used to like Sharper Image now shop?

Tasty

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #10 on: September 11, 2013, 03:01:52 AM »
I prefer my cell phone to not look like its about to do a combat jump into Afghanistan.

But you'd prefer it to be in a fruity color right out of a male strip club? :phil

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #11 on: September 11, 2013, 03:05:03 AM »
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #12 on: September 11, 2013, 03:07:05 AM »
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #13 on: September 11, 2013, 03:23:21 AM »
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But you'd prefer it to be in a fruity color right out of a male strip club?

<avatar quote goes here> + insinuations about how you know the colors in male strip clubs

I got bills to pay breh. :yeshrug

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #14 on: September 11, 2013, 03:27:04 AM »
so you sub as a painter/decorator? Or as a pole?
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #15 on: September 11, 2013, 03:36:07 AM »
I don't see the point of upgrading. My iPhone 4 can handle all the apps I'm currently using.

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #16 on: September 11, 2013, 03:39:59 AM »
yeah, I'm content with my 4S in all but battery life.  That said, I'll upgrade when my contract allows.

the notable new feature on the 5S is the fingerprint scanner?

Tasty

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #17 on: September 11, 2013, 04:09:22 AM »
so you sub as a painter/decorator? Or as a pole?

Dumpster inspector. :phil

Also the correct term is Polish ghetto dweller, DC. :wag

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #18 on: September 11, 2013, 06:38:24 AM »
The colors available for the 5S look like shit.  I prefer black or white.

Since my contract is up here next month and Android has made significant strides, I might just get an Android phone next.
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #19 on: September 11, 2013, 07:49:38 AM »

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2013, 08:41:59 AM »
and then we post the play it loud game boys

and then nintendo fans scream murder that they've been COPIED again
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Polari

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2013, 09:17:11 AM »
Apple so lazy. Same chassis for four years running now. Not to mention it was kind of ugly in the first place. The 5C looks like some Chinese knock-off Lumia bar the exorbitant price.

B-b-but 64-bit you say? I have a sneaking suspicion that's just the foundations being laid for Apple switching to ARM on the desktop. No real advantage for phones or tablets at present, and more than a few drawbacks.

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #25 on: September 11, 2013, 09:54:40 AM »
A couple of things from around the web:

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The main disadvantage of 64-bit architectures is that, relative to 32-bit architectures, the same data occupies more space in memory (due to longer pointers and possibly other types, and alignment padding). This increases the memory requirements of a given process and can have implications for efficient processor cache utilization.

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Why do you see 64-bit as helping performance?

In general, 64-bit applications run slightly slower than 32-bit versions of the same program because the pointer sizes are twice as big, and this can impact cache utilization and increase code space.

Doing 64-bit ALI and FPU calculations does not require a 64-bit address space, and this can result in faster computations, but does not require a 64-bit OS.

The only real benefit of 64-bit is to run natively without complex paging schemes when virtual address space is larger than 32-bit.

But, if you're paging on a mobile device, you are generally doing something wrong already.

...and then of course there's fragmentation.

I'm not saying it's a bad thing, just saying the transition doesn't seem necessary at this point. Which is what makes me think it could be more about Apple gearing up for ARM on the desktop.

As for the ungroundbreaking stuff, it's pretty much the same chassis as the last four years, the same screen as last year. As for the camera we'll have to see what the reviews say. I'm not sure it can be classified as a gamechanger. The fingerprint thing seems a bit of a gimmick designed to work around the patents Google must hold for the innovations they've made in that area with pattern unlock, facial recognition unlock.

Overall I don't think it's a bad update, it's just an underwhelming one, which everything more or less has been since the 4.

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #26 on: September 11, 2013, 10:17:13 AM »
I'm finding my iPhone 4 can't run more and more of the big releases, and a lot of stuff runs poorly on it when it does work.  I can upgrade in a few months and get a free iPhone 5s, definitely looking forward to that power jump.

How about looking forward to the Docomo jump?
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Tasty

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #27 on: September 11, 2013, 10:27:31 AM »
I don't mind who Apple knocked off with the 5C, but I do mind how ugly they look. Lumias look way, way better. I get they want to send the "new cheap iPhone!" message but the industrial design looks like it fell off a cliff, like the DSi to 3DS transition.

The 5S is fine enough, the camera stuff is cool. Gold is such a tacky color though. If they had called it Champagne maybe that would have helped.

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #28 on: September 11, 2013, 10:35:20 AM »
$99 for 2-year is mighty tempting, tho
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #29 on: September 11, 2013, 10:37:39 AM »
I'm finding my iPhone 4 can't run more and more of the big releases, and a lot of stuff runs poorly on it when it does work.  I can upgrade in a few months and get a free iPhone 5s, definitely looking forward to that power jump.

How about looking forward to the Docomo jump?

How about not being a scrub and going Android, Oscar?  :rejoice

Tasty

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #30 on: September 11, 2013, 10:38:16 AM »
$99 for 2-year is mighty tempting, tho

When the N4 is $200 off contract and less than a year old, not really.

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #31 on: September 11, 2013, 10:39:17 AM »
the last apple conf i watched was full of people saying "so slick" and a crowd full of hipster grandads.

Biometrics? like i fucking care - adds fucking ZERO to the mix other than "OH BIOMETRICS!"

my crack screened Iphone 4 will do me just fine (until the next firmware update when, surprise surprise, everything will run like laggy shit....)
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #32 on: September 11, 2013, 10:50:41 AM »
$99 for 2-year is mighty tempting, tho

When the N4 is $200 off contract and less than a year old, not really.

I'm sure many parents are aware of this.
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #33 on: September 11, 2013, 10:58:25 AM »
I'm seeing some complaints about how ungroundbreaking this thing is on forums but I don't understand why. It's the 5S, not the 6. It has a fingerprint sensor, better camera, and is faster. Plus they came out with a plastic iPhone 5! What more do you want from a half generation? I am curious why Polari isn't excited about 64 bit processor though. What are the drawbacks?

People get swept up in Apple craze every single year when they really shouldn't.  Each year in between the major releases (3G, 4, 5) has brought us nothing other than slight spec bumps and little features (3GS, 4S, 5S/C).  People just need to learn to temper their expectations for their off years.

Its also the reason I've stuck with their major release years and time it with my contract extension.
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Tasty

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #34 on: September 11, 2013, 11:20:12 AM »

I'm finding my iPhone 4 can't run more and more of the big releases, and a lot of stuff runs poorly on it when it does work.  I can upgrade in a few months and get a free iPhone 5s, definitely looking forward to that power jump.

How about looking forward to the Docomo jump?

How about not being a scrub and going Android, Oscar?  :rejoice

Because my family would be homeless if I abandoned iOS.

Small price to pay if you ask me. :leon

Then you'd have non-gimped Chrome. :rejoice

Just get an iPod Touch if it's that important.

Tasty

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #35 on: September 11, 2013, 11:36:33 AM »
:kobeyuck Sorry dude, I didn't know. :fbm

Edit- Although contracts are lame.

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #36 on: September 11, 2013, 12:26:06 PM »
Why the fuck are all iPhones the same size? Why not 4" and 4.6" or 4 / 4.5 / 5" ??

Fragmentation.  Developers are already annoyed Apple has a 3.4 inch and a 4 inch.
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Tasty

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #37 on: September 11, 2013, 12:35:35 PM »
It's fairly amusing to me that Apple's tools for resizing apps are so bad. I was shocked that apps are hardcoded to certain resolutions (and then just doubled for retina), and they had to hard code another aspect ratio in when the 5 released. Like, lol. That's only fragmentation because they don't have a real solution to it.

Almost as funny as Apple's staunch refusal (or inability?) to implement any kind of analogue for Android's intents API. Gotta hard code cross-app messaging, too!

Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #38 on: September 11, 2013, 02:00:10 PM »
I'm content with my 4S that I got last year. I just want the new iOS 7.
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #39 on: September 11, 2013, 02:28:59 PM »
They should just call it the iPhone C and iPhone S next year. 4 and 5 inch phones with 16:9 aspect ratio so apps look the same on all phones. So by this time next year, you can get a 16:9 iPhone for free with contract making it basically more future-proof.


It's about time someone put a fingerprint scanner on the front of a phone though, face-unlocking is a pain in the ass both because it's unreliable and because it requires staring straight at the phone.
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Polari

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #40 on: September 11, 2013, 03:09:43 PM »
They should just call it the iPhone C and iPhone S next year.

Or just like, the iPhone and the iPhone Color.

Tasty

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #41 on: September 11, 2013, 03:17:51 PM »
The new iPhone CU and the iPhone NT.

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #42 on: September 11, 2013, 03:22:49 PM »
I'm content with my 4S that I got last year. I just want the new iOS 7.

You aren't scared iOS 7 won't slow down your 4S?

The ios 7 beta run pretty well on a 4s (obviously not as fast as a 5) but run like shit on the 4.
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #43 on: September 11, 2013, 05:09:14 PM »
I invented the color red
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #44 on: September 11, 2013, 05:13:05 PM »
The new iPhone CU and the iPhone NT.

hurrr hurr
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #45 on: September 11, 2013, 05:21:17 PM »
That's probably one of the top five passwords though.

Tasty

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #46 on: September 11, 2013, 05:29:39 PM »
The new iPhone CU and the iPhone NT.

hurrr hurr

More clever than anything you can come up with.

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #47 on: September 11, 2013, 06:01:09 PM »
my favorite part about switching to android is never having to use that piece of shit itunes ever again. god damn that program can rot in hell. that think is destined to be the butt of a million "remember this?" jokes.

at this point the difference between ios and android is like the difference between nintendo gaming and pc gaming.
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #48 on: September 11, 2013, 06:03:54 PM »
I still use itunes and I use android. It's the best digital music buying service. :yeshrug
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #49 on: September 11, 2013, 06:20:35 PM »
my favorite part about switching to android is never having to use that piece of shit itunes ever again. god damn that program can rot in hell. that think is destined to be the butt of a million "remember this?" jokes.

at this point the difference between ios and android is like the difference between nintendo gaming and pc gaming.

:what

:larry

I still use itunes and I use android. It's the best digital music buying service. :yeshrug

 :yuck

Cloud streaming and All-Access. :rejoice

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #50 on: September 11, 2013, 06:33:51 PM »
paying for music
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Tasty

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #51 on: September 11, 2013, 06:53:57 PM »
$8 a month ain't no thang if you're not a dirtperson deluxe :yeshrug

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #52 on: September 11, 2013, 07:40:09 PM »
Since I'm on a no contract plan and my current phone is on its last legs I was hoping the 5c would be cheaper but what are you going to do :-\  I'll probably get a nexus 4 now (Andrex Likes This). The Moto X looks cool but thats $600 :(

Isn't there a nexus event coming soon? Maybe I'll wait and see whats google announces

My poor WebOS phone. You were a trooper. I'll always remember you :tocry
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #53 on: September 11, 2013, 07:55:57 PM »
N5 should be announced at the end of October if the last two years are anything to go by. The new Nexus 10 as well, and a Kit Kat blowout.

Polari

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #54 on: September 11, 2013, 07:56:19 PM »
Nexus 5 should hit within the next month or so. Hopefully they maintain a low price.

Edit: Dammit Andrex.

huckleberry

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #55 on: September 11, 2013, 07:57:45 PM »
I was really hoping the 5c would be cheaper too...not going to pay 550 off contract for it. Would rather pony up 650 for the 5s.
I don't have a contract and am current using a Nexus 4 - aka the phone that couldn't hold a charge.


edit: Going to unload my Nexus 4 at Best Buy. Right now for some reason they are offering 250 in credit for it.
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #56 on: September 11, 2013, 07:58:19 PM »
Nexus 5 should hit within the next month or so. Hopefully they maintain a low price.

Edit: Dammit Andrex.

We on the same page bro.  :mynicca

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #57 on: September 12, 2013, 12:27:46 PM »
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/09/The-iPhones-of-Fall/279620/

tl;dr: Reputable tech cynic Ian Bogost says Apple is gay.

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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #58 on: September 12, 2013, 12:36:54 PM »
beige boxes for everyone
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Re: Where is the iPhone 5s thread?
« Reply #59 on: September 12, 2013, 10:54:44 PM »
http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2013/09/The-iPhones-of-Fall/279620/

tl;dr: Reputable tech cynic Ian Bogost says Apple is gay.

Everyone who didn't have Steve Jobs' nuts resting on their lips came to this conclusion years ago.  Now that the cult of personality aspect of Apple is gone, more and more people are starting to see them for what they are.
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