Author Topic: Dudes have wandering hands (Read 1582 times)

Huff · « **on:** September 13, 2013, 11:23:00 AM »

Crashed in a buddys bed last night after the bars last night. He's gay and very feely

Now I feel bad for all the girls I've shared beds with just to sleep and molested

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #1 on:** September 13, 2013, 11:25:37 AM »

Molesting is not a joke.

Huff · « **Reply #2 on:** September 13, 2013, 11:27:23 AM »

#wetblanket

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #3 on:** September 13, 2013, 11:28:04 AM »

Did you wake up with stained undies?

brob · « **Reply #4 on:** September 13, 2013, 11:49:10 AM »

Did you wake up with undies?

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** September 13, 2013, 11:56:27 AM »

Did you like it? You gotta admit, that comfort is nice to have.

Huff · « **Reply #6 on:** September 13, 2013, 12:09:09 PM »

I let it go until the mouth started getting involved. Then I moved to the couch

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7 on:** September 13, 2013, 12:19:00 PM »

Your friend is the reason most straight dudes are afraid of gay dudes.

Polari · « **Reply #8 on:** September 13, 2013, 12:20:30 PM »

So basically you got sexually assaulted?

Polari · « **Reply #9 on:** September 13, 2013, 12:20:51 PM »

By a dude no less.

Huff · « **Reply #10 on:** September 13, 2013, 12:22:20 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 13, 2013, 12:19:00 PM

Your friend is the reason most straight dudes are afraid of gay dudes.

I took it as don't sleep in the same bed with a very drunk dude. We are going to try to fuck you

demi · « **Reply #11 on:** September 13, 2013, 12:38:47 PM »

But you're saying there's a chance? You would let him trace your name with his tounge on the tip?

Tasty · « **Reply #12 on:** September 13, 2013, 12:54:22 PM »

Quote from: Huff on September 13, 2013, 12:22:20 PM

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 13, 2013, 12:19:00 PM
Your friend is the reason most straight dudes are afraid of gay dudes.

I took it as don't sleep in the same bed with a very drunk dude. We are going to try to fuck you

So why didn't you go through with it?

Diunx · « **Reply #13 on:** September 13, 2013, 01:02:58 PM »

Did you at least let him suck you off?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #14 on:** September 13, 2013, 01:05:38 PM »

Huff: "Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?"

Brehvolution · « **Reply #15 on:** September 13, 2013, 01:29:07 PM »

"Laying in bed with a gay dude doesn't mean I want to fuck."

CatsCatsCats · « **Reply #16 on:** September 13, 2013, 01:31:32 PM »

Relax, he's just trying to kick it

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #17 on:** September 13, 2013, 01:45:19 PM »

Isn't Huff in a frat?

Huff · « **Reply #18 on:** September 13, 2013, 03:02:14 PM »

I was in undergrad

Huff · « **Reply #19 on:** September 13, 2013, 03:02:51 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on September 13, 2013, 01:05:38 PM

Huff: "Why do all these homosexuals keep sucking my cock?"

It's a nice cock

Robo · « **Reply #20 on:** September 13, 2013, 05:22:50 PM »

There's an open couch available and you opted to share a bed. Scanners indicate Bebpo-levels of cluelessness.

demi · « **Reply #21 on:** September 13, 2013, 05:26:48 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on September 13, 2013, 12:19:00 PM

Your friend is the reason most straight dudes are afraid of gay dudes.

Most dudes like that can fuck you better than any bitch. Be scared.

Huff · « **Reply #22 on:** September 13, 2013, 07:46:22 PM »

Quote from: Robo on September 13, 2013, 05:22:50 PM

There's an open couch available and you opted to share a bed. Scanners indicate Bebpo-levels of cluelessness.

People were still up drinking. Bed was empty at the time

etiolate · « **Reply #23 on:** September 13, 2013, 09:54:49 PM »

gee way to friendzone him, asshole

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #24 on:** September 13, 2013, 11:14:39 PM »

Quote from: Robo on September 13, 2013, 05:22:50 PM

There's an open couch available and you opted to share a bed. Scanners indicate Bebpo-levels of cluelessness.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** September 14, 2013, 12:00:01 PM »

Quote from: Robo on September 13, 2013, 05:22:50 PM

There's an open couch available and you opted to share a bed. Scanners indicate Bebpo-levels of cluelessness.

Or a Shaka-level of cock thirstiness.

davepoobond · « **Reply #26 on:** September 14, 2013, 01:32:38 PM »

Your Stalker · « **Reply #27 on:** September 14, 2013, 02:26:15 PM »

I'm here for you whenever you decide to come out to your parents.

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Author Topic: Dudes have wandering hands (Read 1582 times)