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lennedsay

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RIP My current jean size
« on: September 15, 2013, 05:22:50 PM »
It's my dad's birthday. My parents are on their way to my house. They want to go to the Brazilian steakhouse. In case I explode later and die, it was nice knowing y'all.

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fistfulofmetal

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #1 on: September 15, 2013, 05:24:32 PM »
can I have your old jeans?
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Verdigris Murder

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #2 on: September 15, 2013, 05:25:57 PM »
Isn't a Brazilian Steakhouse slang for something else?
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Mupepe

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2013, 05:33:53 PM »
Enjoy putting all that meat in your mouth! I'm so jealous.

Oblivion

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2013, 05:33:58 PM »
Is Brazilian steak different from regular steak?

Also, sorry to hear that you have to go with your parents.

cool breeze

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2013, 06:06:11 PM »
^it's an all you can eat meat menu that waiters cart to your table.

demi

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2013, 07:09:07 PM »
BBWs are still in, Lennedsay.
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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2013, 07:22:47 PM »
^it's an all you can eat meat menu that waiters cart to your table.

Yes, and it's AMAZING.
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CrystalGemini

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2013, 07:38:31 PM »
OMG are  you going to take pics?  Please take pics.  OMG :drool
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Yeti

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2013, 07:39:59 PM »
The only thing I know about Brazilian steakhouses is what I saw in Bridesmaids.  :-\
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nudemacusers

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2013, 07:43:16 PM »
ah yes, the place you crawl out in a meat coma and pass out for a day. I know it well.
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TakingBackSunday

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2013, 07:46:56 PM »
I used to be a 30 a year ago, I'm a 32 now  :'(
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lennedsay

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2013, 08:40:36 PM »
Thank God/I'm devastated that the place is closed Sundays. I've never been so conflicted in my life when I saw the sign.

We went to the BBQ place on St Charles Main St instead and I was doing great until the banana pudding for dessert. Now I kinda want to die of fullness but I'm happy about it.
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lennedsay

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2013, 08:44:16 PM »
Is Brazilian steak different from regular steak?

Also, sorry to hear that you have to go with your parents.

My parents are awesome. It's my in laws who are atrocious.

For my husband's first Father's Day, my dad brought him weed. :lol And they watch our kid for free daily. They're great, making up for the shit parents my husband has.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2013, 08:52:47 PM »
you know it was good steak when you take a dump the next day and it smells like steak
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Oblivion

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2013, 09:05:49 PM »
Is Brazilian steak different from regular steak?

Also, sorry to hear that you have to go with your parents.

My parents are awesome. It's my in laws who are atrocious.

For my husband's first Father's Day, my dad brought him weed. :lol And they watch our kid for free daily. They're great, making up for the shit parents my husband has.

Ah, there we go. I knew you had some problems with somebody's parents.

Your dad sounds like he rocks. :rock

lennedsay

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2013, 11:24:48 PM »
My parents got a coupon for a free dinner the month of my dad's birthday, so we'll be going within the next two weeks. It's like knowing your time is up, and just waiting around for the gruesome ending. I just bought two pairs of work pants too.


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chronovore

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2013, 11:50:33 PM »
We have a churrasco place in Osaka as well; there's another in Tokyo: BARBACOA. Japanese do all you can eat and keep it dainty. Sometimes I wonder if the Brazilians start naming the saints when a group of foreigners show up.

Brehvolution

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2013, 02:30:01 PM »
you know it was good steak when you take a dump the next day and it smells like steak
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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #19 on: September 16, 2013, 02:56:32 PM »
^it's an all you can eat meat menu that waiters cart to your table.

And all you can drink in Japan. OH MAN. Barbacoa destroyed me. But it was worth it.
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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #20 on: September 16, 2013, 03:06:25 PM »
Is Brazilian steak different from regular steak?

Also, sorry to hear that you have to go with your parents.

My parents are awesome. It's my in laws who are atrocious.

For my husband's first Father's Day, my dad brought him weed. :lol And they watch our kid for free daily. They're great, making up for the shit parents my husband has.

 :lol :lol :lol

Positive Touch

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #21 on: September 16, 2013, 08:53:11 PM »
i havent been to the indian buffet in over a year because im at the breaking point for my pants. i got a bigger belt but is still getting pushed to its limits :'(

fuck an aging metabolism
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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #22 on: September 16, 2013, 09:10:59 PM »
There is apparently one downtown.

Hmmm.

Positive Touch

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #23 on: September 16, 2013, 09:27:15 PM »
DO IT
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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2013, 12:18:48 AM »
There is apparently one downtown.

Hmmm.

Tell me more...

Himu

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2013, 12:36:49 AM »
friend invited me to indian food the other week. My experience with indian and pakastani food hasn't been good. what should I order?
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brawndolicious

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2013, 12:39:26 AM »
Chicken tikka masala and palak paneer are always at least decent anywhere I've been.

Himu

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2013, 01:26:32 AM »
friend invited me to indian food the other week. My experience with indian and pakastani food hasn't been good. what should I order?
restaurant indian food is shite, but you can't go wrong with what am nintendo said. Get some seekh kabobs if they have some too i guess.

this is where we're going

http://www.sitarcuisineofindia.net/
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CrystalGemini

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2013, 01:48:36 AM »
Anything tandoori, chicken tikka masala, and matter paneer would be my suggestions. 
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2013, 02:19:11 AM »
pawgs
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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #30 on: September 19, 2013, 12:21:06 AM »
LAMB VINDALOO OMG SO GOOD
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #31 on: September 19, 2013, 07:25:33 PM »
I've never had bad pakora at any Indian restaurant.
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Himu

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #32 on: September 19, 2013, 07:27:41 PM »
How do I pronounce chicken tikka masala so i can impress her?

Chicken tea-kah mah-sah-lah?
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #33 on: September 19, 2013, 07:42:01 PM »
How do I pronounce chicken tikka masala so i can impress her?

Chicken tea-kah mah-sah-lah?

How about I take you out and we can learn together
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Himu

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #34 on: September 19, 2013, 07:43:42 PM »
Wait

What?
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #35 on: September 19, 2013, 07:49:43 PM »
nevermind then
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Himu

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #36 on: September 19, 2013, 08:02:50 PM »
I liked your post, you know my answer. :tocry
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Olivia Wilde Homo

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #37 on: September 20, 2013, 12:06:58 AM »
Has anyone in STL-Bore ever made an attempt to bring Opiate along?  Maybe he needs the right people to break out of his robot-autism shell.
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lennedsay

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #38 on: September 20, 2013, 12:09:57 AM »
You should see the look of disgust on my face right now.

No. We want to hang out and have fun (likely with booze). So no, we haven't invited Opiate along.


Edit: With this recent development of ACTIVELY HATING ON BBQ he's banned from STLBore. Shameful.
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #39 on: September 20, 2013, 12:21:26 AM »
That's like going down south and saying you don't like soul food or crayfish
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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #40 on: September 20, 2013, 12:22:18 AM »
yeah i would have to start a discussion about the funnest way to kill cats or something if his downer ass was around. no thanks.
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Positive Touch

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Re: RIP My current jean size
« Reply #41 on: September 20, 2013, 12:23:35 AM »
esch are there any indian restaurants around that you like? ive only been to buffets because a single plate is so fucking expensive.
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