The Law: 1, The Blacks: 0

[Eschaton]

http://nationalreport.net/city-louisiana-makes-twerking-illegal-30-days-jail-first-offense/

Miley Cyrus twerking at the MTV VMAs last month



DeQuincy, LA — The dance craze twerking has become such a problem in the small town of DeQuincy, Louisiana that city officials have made it illegal.

Maynard Wilkens who is the Mayor of DeQuincy spoke to CNN about the ban on twerking that takes effect at midnight. “Twerking is a defiant act against Jesus and his teachings. The rest of the country can keep their heads in the sand about this sexual act before marriage, but not the great city of DeQuincy,” Wilkens said. “We will still allow dancing in DeQuincy, just no jigglin’, shakin’ and ‘dry humping’ anywhere in our city limits.”

Bobby Joe Williams who is the sheriff in the town told reporters about the penalties for those caught twerking. “First time offenders will receive a mandatory 30 days in the county jail. After that it will be a much harsher punishment,” Williams said. “We are not taking this matter lightly. There ain’t gonna be no twerkin’ in my city, not no more.”

24-year-old DeQuincy resident Brandon Adams told reporters he does not agree with the new law. “There is nothing to do in this town, seriously. Twerking is all us kids had left and now they’re taking it away from us,” Adams said. “I don’t see what the big deal is. At least we weren’t out causing trouble, sniffing glue and breaking stuff. I guess we’ll now have to go back to doing that.”

Twerking is a type of dancing in which the dancer, usually a woman, shakes her hips up-and-down in a bouncing motion, causing the dancer’s buttocks to shake, ‘wobble’ and ‘jiggle’ in a sexually provocative manner. The origins of twerking are unknown but were recently made popular by Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke‘s performance at the MTV VMAs last month.

The town of DeQuincy has a population of 3,398 as of the 2000 census. DeQuincy is part of the Lake Charles Metropolitan Statistical Area. So far state officials in Louisiana have yet to make a formal statement concerning the ban on twerking in DeQuincy.

[CatsCatsCats]

Didn't they already remake footloose?

[brawndolicious]

Is that the white part of Louisiana? Nawlins invented bounce music so they probably were hoping the trend would stay out of their town but then the VMAs happened.

[Joe Molotov]

You get 30 days more than George Zimmerman got for killing a black kid.

[Phoenix Dark]

Twerking is all us kids had left and now they’re taking it away from us
 

[Phoenix Dark]

Story is fake.
 

[Phoenix Dark]

The Indian: 1
The Black: 0
 

[headwalk]

and all that in a town named after a black guy.

[Steve Contra]

I feel sorry for your fantasy football team if you have the series record of The Law vs. The Blacks at 1-0

[Joe Molotov]

Story is fake.
 

You're just saying that because of this:
http://nationalreport.net/tupac-gay-rumors-resurface/

[lordmaji]

  wtf 

[Phoenix Dark]

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'd be all in favor of banning sticking your tongue out while twerking.  That was the most thing about the whole disaster.

[Yeti]

I feel like twerking is protected under freedom of expression.

I may not agree with what you do with your booty, but I will defend to the death your right to twerk it.

[ToxicAdam]

The town's name is DeQuincy? Did a black mother name it?

[Mandark]

and all that in a town named after a black guy.

It's like an echo!

[headwalk]

and all that in a town named after a black guy.

It's like an echo!

this is nothing. i had himur0x ripped from my fingers yesterday. i phoned my parents and told them about that one.

[Brehvolution]

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Is that Miley Cyrus?

[Joe Molotov]

(Image removed from quote.)

Is that Miley Cyrus?

No, it's Link.