made a grindr account fer fun

[Himu]

first chat message sent to me: u a top?

 

[demi]

You are definitely not a top.

[Robo]

Ooh, let's be Grindr friends!  My username is "pssymagnt69".

[Himu]

I said "nuh uh" and he's all "ok"

[Himu]

Ooh, let's be Grindr friends!  My username is "pssymagnt69".

adding

[Himu]

This app is fucking hilarious

[nudemacusers]

next time I wander around a city I'm doing this. For the lulz of course, I don't want a hot throbbing cock in my face. 

[Himu]

make an account with your wife tonight so you guys can get some laughs

[Shadow Mod]

Heard about it, haven't looked into it at all, so it's just local gay dude hookup app?

[Joe Molotov]

next time I wander around a city I'm doing this. For the lulz of course, I don't want a hot throbbing cock in my face. 

Of course.

[nudemacusers]

Heard about it, haven't looked into it at all, so it's just local gay dude hookup app?

yeah, from what I understand it's like an automap of horny dudes in your area.

Of course.

[Himu]

Heard about it, haven't looked into it at all, so it's just local gay dude hookup app?

Gay/bi

[Steve Contra]

My buddy has this (and uses it).  Bay Area is fucking nuts for it.  He has to keep it turned off most of the time.

[Himu]

My "buddy"

[Steve Contra]

My "buddy"

[nudemacusers]

My buddy has this (and uses it).  Bay Area is fucking nuts for it.  He has to keep it turned off most of the time.

Tell your buddy hi for my buddy. My buddy wants to meet him sometime. 

[Himu]

There's no such thing as bisexual. That's just something they invented in the 1990's to sell more hair products.

false

[Himu]

I did!

[Shadow Mod]

Bi? So heteros can get laid with this app too?

[Himu]

No. there's a separate hetero app.

[Shadow Mod]

Then where does "bi" come in? 

[Joe Molotov]

Then where does "bi" come in? 

You just wanna kick it with a dude but you ain't trying to marry one.

[demi]

Bi? So heteros can get laid with this app too?

When you get married just because. While you're smanging your wife, in your head you secretly want a hot throbbing cock in your face.

[nudemacusers]

Then where does "bi" come in? 

You just wanna kick it with a dude but you ain't trying to marry one.

it's a good way to filter out potentially ugly friends.

[Shadow Mod]

Oh I just wasn't thinking of it like that though, I guess it was more "you can't find hetero connections why even mention the bi aspect?"

[Phoenix Dark]

I bet the hetero version is 95% dudes.

[Atramental]

Tinder has a bunch of women but I've only tried it for a day and clicked on 3 out of hundreds of girls.

Maybe when I have the time (and my own place...) I'll give it another go.

[Shadow Mod]

I can only imagine how much of either is people cheatin'.

[Atramental]

Probably a bunch.

Tinder uses pics and info from Facebook and sometimes I see girls with their bfs in their profile pics.

Also, a lot of chicks on there (at least in my area) look like your typical bleached hair, bronze skinned sorority sloot.

[Tasty]

Grindr is so 2011. It's all about Pure now.

[Tasty]

More like

[thisismyusername]

Grabbing the app now.

Grindr is so 2011. It's all about Pure now.

The description makes it sound like Craigslist for mobiles. Which isn't too bad an idea, double-so when you can pass on someone.

[Cerveza mas fina]

Whats a top?

[Rufus]

An anal sexer as opposed to an anal sexee.

[Tasty]

Whats a top?

[thisismyusername]

I just like how he's all like "CLEAN HERE. YOU BETTER BE TOO!"

Motherfucker, if I come to suck your dick are we going to swap test results before? Fuck no. Shut up.

Well, to be fair: There is people in the community that do try to hide that sort of thing. It's a risk with anonymous sex.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

They might as well just call it HerpesApp