Note to 15yr olds: Don't go near Penn State. If it offers candy, tell a grown-up

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/20/justice/pennsylvania-priest-sex-charges/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

A Catholic priest in Pennsylvania has been charged with molesting a teenage boy after police said he was found in a car on a college campus with a 15-year-old who was wearing no pants, according to a police criminal complaint filed Friday in Lackawanna County.

The Rev. W. Jeffrey Paulish was charged with one felony count of involuntary deviate sexual intercourse and one felony count of unlawful contact with a minor after Dunmore police say they found him and the boy on Thursday in a car on the Worthington Scranton campus of Penn State University, according to the complaint.

[nudemacusers]

Touched: The Reverend Jeffrey Paulish story.

[CatsCatsCats]

Wait how is that involuntary? Did God compel him to touch some wieners?

Oh wait I'm distinguished mentally-challenged

[Verdigris Murder]

Are there any homosexuals on here who can solve the mystery of the pantsless 15 year old boy?

I pretty much think that the moment young boys start masturbating its usually over hot shit they like to spunk over. A stale smelling unhappily married or catholic dude is most likely way down on the spunk enabling list.

[Diunx]

Are 15 year olds more distinguished mentally-challenged now or something? I would have kicked that all pedo in the balls or something if he tried to take my fucking pants off.

[Human Snorenado]

It's ok, I'm sure the Catholic Church will follow clearly established precedent and cooperate with authorities in every way imaginable.

Seriously... if you're a tithing Catholic, you might want to consider giving to NAMBLA.  Less of your money will be used to support boyfucking from what I can tell.

[Diunx]

A Polish catholic priest raped some kids a couple of weeks ago over here and was quietly dispatched to rome.

After he was gone that press and the authorities decided to blow the whole thing and promise to "investigate" the rapes. This country is fucking shameful.

[Joe Molotov]

Are 15 year olds more distinguished mentally-challenged now or something? I would have kicked that all pedo in the balls or something if he tried to take my fucking pants off.

I don't really know how these things work, but if I had to guess, it's probably some kid with a shitty home life and then some adult comes along and takes an interest and gives him $50 or some food of whatever to take off his pants and it seems like a good idea.

[Huff]

Are 15 year olds more distinguished mentally-challenged now or something?

Don't you know that only the dumb and poor are breeding. Thus 15 years olds are getting dumber and dumber each year

[Human Snorenado]

A Polish catholic priest raped some kids a couple of weeks ago over here and was quietly dispatched to rome.

After he was gone that press and the authorities decided to blow the whole thing and promise to "investigate" the rapes. This country is fucking shameful.

Fuuuuuck.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/09/05/us-pope-abuse-dominican-idUSBRE9830YR20130905

He is the second Polish priest in the Dominican Republic to be accused of child sex abuse this year.

BORYS/LAGER EXPLAIN

[Phoenix Dark]

Nothing would please me more than the police raiding the Vatican on probable cause/wiretap.

[Human Snorenado]

Nothing would please me more than the police raiding the Vatican on probable cause/wiretap.

Which police? They're their own fucking country, with their own police force.  That envoy that was raping Diunx's nephews is just going to get a lifelong vacation in the scenic Vatican grounds. 

No, the solution is a lot easier...

[Phoenix Dark]

World police. US military then. Thanks Obama

[Human Snorenado]

If Obama declared war on Vatican City, I would fucking enlist.

(not really, sooooo fat, but you get the idea)

[Great Rumbler]

Are 15 year olds more distinguished mentally-challenged now or something?

Don't you know that only the dumb and poor are breeding. Thus 15 years olds are getting dumber and dumber each year

We survived the Dark Ages, where 99.9% of the population couldn't even read.

[Joe Molotov]

If Obama declared war on Vatican City, I would fucking enlist.

(not really, sooooo fat, but you get the idea)

I'd fly a drone. I've played Playstation and shit, I think I could do it.

[Diunx]

Nothing would please me more than the police raiding the Vatican on probable cause/wiretap.

Which police? They're their own fucking country, with their own police force.  That envoy that was raping Diunx's nephews is just going to get a lifelong vacation in the scenic Vatican grounds. 

No, the solution is a lot easier...

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Who said it was my nephew?

[Human Snorenado]

Come on dude, I now about that place.  Everybody's related.

[Brehvolution]

Jerry Sandusky was interviewed and he was all 

[Diunx]

Must be hard all these months without sucking any preteen cock