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Van Cruncheon

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My 2-year-old daughter just body splashed me
« on: August 11, 2006, 12:46:43 PM »
I was laying on the living room floor contemplating that defining work of literature EVERYBODY POOPS when I hear this ear-piercing squeal and I see this onesie-clad form rush into my vision. BOOM. NO AIR!

As I lay coughing, she informed me: "Kitty sez MEOW."

:punch :punch
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Re: My 2-year-old daughter just body splashed me
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2006, 12:51:29 PM »
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Re: My 2-year-old daughter just body splashed me
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2006, 02:05:41 PM »
lol

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Re: My 2-year-old daughter just body splashed me
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2006, 02:07:19 PM »
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she has a mean people's elbow
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Re: My 2-year-old daughter just body splashed me
« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2006, 02:48:09 PM »
well looks like she's being locked in the closet again.

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Re: My 2-year-old daughter just body splashed me
« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2006, 02:59:45 PM »
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"Kitty sez MEOW."
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Re: My 2-year-old daughter just body splashed me
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2006, 03:57:41 PM »
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she has a mean people's elbow
On the bright side--she can probably hold her own when she's old enough to go barhopping.

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Re: My 2-year-old daughter just body splashed me
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2006, 04:50:49 PM »
That even sounds painful. :(

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Re: My 2-year-old daughter just body splashed me
« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2006, 04:56:16 PM »
"Kitty Sez MEOW."


 :lol :lol :lol
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Re: My 2-year-old daughter just body splashed me
« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2006, 05:55:45 PM »
I was laying on the living room floor contemplating that defining work of literature EVERYBODY POOPS when I hear this ear-piercing squeal and I see this onesie-clad form rush into my vision. BOOM. NO AIR!

As I lay coughing, she informed me: "Kitty sez MEOW."

:punch :punch

Normally I sit on the couch, but when I sit on the floor in our living rm my daughter takes that as her cue to run FULL SPEED from the entrance of the house past the kitchen through the dining rm in to the living rm RIGHT in to me.

Yeah that's fun.

Loki

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Re: My 2-year-old daughter just body splashed me
« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2006, 06:07:54 PM »
Good thing since Forza will be hitting on her in a couple of years.

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Re: My 2-year-old daughter just body splashed me
« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2006, 09:44:41 PM »
That's kinda cute.

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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2006, 09:58:28 PM »
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Re: My 2-year-old daughter just body splashed me
« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2006, 10:21:37 PM »
Its almost like "Kitty sayz MEOW" is her way of kicking dirt in your face while you were down and out after the body splash

awesome :lol
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« Reply #16 on: August 12, 2006, 04:15:22 AM »


There is a large body of evidence that suggests body-splashing leads to libertarianism.  Beware!