Author Topic: What Are You Doing With Your Shutdown Freedom? (Read 3437 times)

Steve Contra · « **on:** October 01, 2013, 12:28:00 PM »

Vote, Freed Citizens.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #1 on:** October 01, 2013, 12:29:13 PM »

It all looks so good, how do I decide?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #2 on:** October 01, 2013, 12:38:41 PM »

Should be a multiple-choice poll.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #3 on:** October 01, 2013, 12:38:59 PM »

Remember when Ron Paul suggested we issue letters of marque and reprisal to combat piracy? That may have been my favorite political moment ever.

Himu · « **Reply #4 on:** October 01, 2013, 12:40:52 PM »

Go to work and then go to sleep.

demi · « **Reply #5 on:** October 01, 2013, 12:48:20 PM »

Definitely texting cock pics to my boss. He's so

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #6 on:** October 01, 2013, 12:52:03 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 01, 2013, 12:38:59 PM

Remember when Ron Paul suggested we issue letters of marque and reprisal to combat piracy? That may have been my favorite political moment ever.

If we seize their vessels full of pirate booty, we'll have the gold necessary to back our worthless fiat money.

headwalk · « **Reply #7 on:** October 01, 2013, 12:52:17 PM »

autumn is such a downer season for me. i'd appreciate it if you guys could keep this going till the debt ceiling on the 17th and roll it all into a giant singularity of enthrallingly bad news which keeps me F5'ing till christmas.

thanks,
bored netizen

Diunx · « **Reply #8 on:** October 01, 2013, 12:59:50 PM »

I just raped two American citizens.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #9 on:** October 01, 2013, 01:01:52 PM »

Former American citizens, you mean.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** October 01, 2013, 01:03:35 PM »

Currently reevaluating my life after being the first and only person to select "Dressing up like Tina Turner in Thunderdome." I thought I would be joining at least a coalition of 2-3 other voters.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #11 on:** October 01, 2013, 01:07:09 PM »

Looks like Obama is still working.

Rufus · « **Reply #12 on:** October 01, 2013, 01:13:19 PM »

Come forth, my privateer brethren!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me~

Mupepe · « **Reply #13 on:** October 01, 2013, 01:17:47 PM »

I'm selling street tacos without a health inspection! QUE DELICIOSO!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #14 on:** October 01, 2013, 01:18:51 PM »

Out of the ruins, out from the wreckage
Can't make the same mistake this time
We are the children, the last generation
We are the ones they left behind

And I wonder when we are ever gonna change it
Living under the fear till nothing else remains

We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

Looking for something we can rely on
There's got to be something better out there
Love and compassion, their day is coming
All else are castles built in the air

And I wonder when we are ever gonna change it
Living under the fear till nothing else remains

All the children say, "We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond the thunderdome"

So what do we do with our lives?
We leave only a mark
Will our story shine like a life
Or end in the dark? Is it all or nothing?

We don't need another hero, hero
We don't need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

All the children say, "We don't need another hero
We don't need to know the way home
All we want is life beyond the thunderdome"

huckleberry · « **Reply #15 on:** October 01, 2013, 01:19:49 PM »

since i live nowhere near water old school piracy makes me a highwayman...just have to find a huge feather for my hat.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #16 on:** October 01, 2013, 01:22:47 PM »

You could kill an eagle and take it's feathers. Who's going to stop you?

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #17 on:** October 01, 2013, 01:36:02 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 01, 2013, 01:22:47 PM

You could kill an eagle and take it's feathers. Who's going to stop you?

I'm going to waterboard a bald eagle

Mupepe · « **Reply #18 on:** October 01, 2013, 01:36:07 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on October 01, 2013, 01:23:15 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 01, 2013, 01:03:35 PM
Currently reevaluating my life after being the first and only person to select "Dressing up like Tina Turner in Thunderdome." I thought I would be joining at least a coalition of 2-3 other voters.

I was going to vote for it, but I picked the Mupepe option. I need someone to repair my roof and make me lengua tacos.

I'll put my tongue in your taco for sure.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #19 on:** October 01, 2013, 01:38:45 PM »

I suggest a new addition to the poll:

-Underage drinking [Andrex option]

lordmaji · « **Reply #20 on:** October 01, 2013, 01:45:32 PM »

I'm stuck at work!

...still texting pix to the boss though.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #21 on:** October 01, 2013, 01:46:44 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on October 01, 2013, 01:36:02 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 01, 2013, 01:22:47 PM
You could kill an eagle and take it's feathers. Who's going to stop you?

I'm going to waterboard a bald eagle

Don't forget to wrap it in an American flag and then light it on fire.

huckleberry · « **Reply #22 on:** October 01, 2013, 02:07:23 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 01, 2013, 01:46:44 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on October 01, 2013, 01:36:02 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on October 01, 2013, 01:22:47 PM
You could kill an eagle and take it's feathers. Who's going to stop you?

I'm going to waterboard a bald eagle

Don't forget to wrap it in an American flag and then light it on fire.

first you have to douse it in oil aka freedom juice.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #23 on:** October 01, 2013, 02:15:01 PM »

Quote from: halgorithmic on October 01, 2013, 02:07:23 PM

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on October 01, 2013, 01:46:44 PM
Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on October 01, 2013, 01:36:02 PM
Quote from: Steve Contra on October 01, 2013, 01:22:47 PM
You could kill an eagle and take it's feathers. Who's going to stop you?

I'm going to waterboard a bald eagle

Don't forget to wrap it in an American flag and then light it on fire.

first you have to douse it in oil aka freedom juice.

Before you light the flag wrapped eagle on fire, make sure you run it over with an electric car. Preferably one made in another country.

huckleberry · « **Reply #24 on:** October 01, 2013, 02:45:14 PM »

freedom = victory

bork · « **Reply #25 on:** October 01, 2013, 02:46:18 PM »

I know I should never be surprised when it comes to tech support, but someone actually called in about something on the IRS website not loading properly.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #26 on:** October 01, 2013, 03:02:32 PM »

Brehs, whatever you eat during a govt. shutdown doesn't count, so I got these during Happier Hour at The Bell

Steve Contra · « **Reply #27 on:** October 01, 2013, 03:03:54 PM »

Mexican food, the only food available during a US government shutdown.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #28 on:** October 01, 2013, 03:06:47 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on October 01, 2013, 03:02:32 PM

Brehs, whatever you eat during a govt. shutdown doesn't count, so I got these during Happier Hour at The Bell

(Image removed from quote.)

Goddammit.

Off to Taco Bell.

huckleberry · « **Reply #29 on:** October 01, 2013, 03:07:34 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on October 01, 2013, 03:02:32 PM

Brehs, whatever you eat during a govt. shutdown doesn't count, so I got these during Happier Hour at The Bell

(Image removed from quote.)

OH MY GOD!!

had to google those taco bell grillers...holy shit :freedom

Yeti · « **Reply #30 on:** October 01, 2013, 03:16:49 PM »

The ultimate comfort snack...we could all do with a little comforting in these desperate times

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #31 on:** October 01, 2013, 03:24:53 PM »

I'm starting development on my new game, "Half-Life 3"

If Valve wants to stop me they'll have to take the trademark back in vehicular combat

Steve Contra · « **Reply #32 on:** October 01, 2013, 03:30:10 PM »

Added to the poll.

lordmaji · « **Reply #33 on:** October 01, 2013, 04:45:02 PM »

Also since the gov buildings are closed, it's time to go skate on them now!

Diunx · « **Reply #34 on:** October 01, 2013, 05:34:00 PM »

Your loaded potatos have Bacon!!!!

I feel betrayed!

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #35 on:** October 01, 2013, 09:02:55 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on October 01, 2013, 05:34:00 PM

Your loaded potatos have Bacon!!!! I feel betrayed!

Tasty · « **Reply #36 on:** October 01, 2013, 09:59:39 PM »

The fabric of society is already crumbling, I was just mugged about an hour ago. Thanks Obama.

Diunx · « **Reply #37 on:** October 01, 2013, 10:18:51 PM »

Sorry Andrex didn't know that was you.

Tasty · « **Reply #38 on:** October 01, 2013, 10:30:16 PM »

Give back my Nexus 7 you Apple zealot!

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #39 on:** October 01, 2013, 10:53:33 PM »

Currently working a 14 hour day (and counting)

Diunx · « **Reply #40 on:** October 01, 2013, 11:24:38 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on October 01, 2013, 10:30:16 PM

Give back my Nexus 7 you Apple zealot!

Sorry one of the Americans that escaped my raperoom took it with her.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #41 on:** October 01, 2013, 11:39:51 PM »

So, to recap:

Steve Contra has become a pirate because new wine permits aren't being issued anymore
Andrex got mugged
Diunx is now a fake American citizen
I ate Taco Bell
and BrandNew had to work all day

THANKS OBAMA

Did I miss anything?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #42 on:** October 01, 2013, 11:44:45 PM »

So basically nothing's changed?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #43 on:** October 01, 2013, 11:56:14 PM »

I have decided to become gay.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #44 on:** October 02, 2013, 12:00:42 AM »

Where is the option to see who voted for what so I know which jerks to avoid?

Raban · « **Reply #45 on:** October 02, 2013, 12:03:05 AM »

I chose "Murder Most Foul" because I'm gonna watch the 1964 movie

brawndolicious · « **Reply #46 on:** October 02, 2013, 12:14:11 AM »

I went to buy a gun for the first time but they said I have to update my address at the DMV tomorrow before they can do the background check.

But I did go to KFC at least!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #47 on:** October 02, 2013, 01:10:53 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on October 01, 2013, 05:34:00 PM

Your loaded potatos have Bacon!!!! I feel betrayed!

hold on, what's in your potato grillers....

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #48 on:** October 02, 2013, 02:45:39 AM »

I was going to say sadness, but that works better

Himu · « **Reply #49 on:** October 02, 2013, 02:50:54 AM »

ANDREX WAS THE MUGGER BLACK I NEED TO KNOW

benjipwns · « **Reply #50 on:** October 02, 2013, 02:53:32 AM »

Hey, I got Taco Bell too. Wild, weird, stuff.

Reb · « **Reply #51 on:** October 02, 2013, 02:59:34 AM »

I was hoping for the EUR/USD rates to go my way, but the financial markets are taking this about as serious as you guys.

Tasty · « **Reply #52 on:** October 02, 2013, 11:54:32 AM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on October 02, 2013, 02:50:54 AM

ANDREX WAS THE MUGGER BLACK I NEED TO KNOW

Why?

Diunx · « **Reply #53 on:** October 02, 2013, 12:09:25 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on October 02, 2013, 01:10:53 AM

Quote from: Diunx on October 01, 2013, 05:34:00 PM
Your loaded potatos have Bacon!!!! I feel betrayed!

hold on, what's in your potato grillers....

Cheese, sour cream and potatoes

Mupepe · « **Reply #54 on:** October 02, 2013, 12:15:32 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on October 01, 2013, 11:39:51 PM

So, to recap:

Steve Contra has become a pirate because new wine permits aren't being issued anymore
Andrex got mugged
Diunx is now a fake American citizen
I ate Taco Bell
and BrandNew had to work all day

THANKS OBAMA

Did I miss anything?

I'm making tacos, motherfucker!

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #55 on:** October 02, 2013, 01:59:58 PM »

The National Institute of Standards and Technology website has been taken down :'( :'(

It was my main source for source for fluid thermodynamic properties I need for work.

Don't understand why it's down so soon. Website hosting doesn't seem like a cost outlay that would be interrupted in less than a day of gov't shutdown.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #56 on:** October 02, 2013, 02:51:50 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on October 02, 2013, 12:15:32 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on October 01, 2013, 11:39:51 PM
So, to recap:

Steve Contra has become a pirate because new wine permits aren't being issued anymore
Andrex got mugged
Diunx is now a fake American citizen
I ate Taco Bell
and BrandNew had to work all day

THANKS OBAMA

Did I miss anything?
I'm making tacos, motherfucker!

A Mexican is making tacos? Hold on, I'll add that.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #57 on:** October 02, 2013, 03:08:01 PM »

Quote from: Oscar the Grouch on October 02, 2013, 02:43:25 AM

polio

getting, selling, spreading?!

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #58 on:** October 02, 2013, 04:31:37 PM »

Quote from: Mamacint on October 02, 2013, 01:59:58 PM

The National Institute of Standards and Technology website has been taken down :'( :'(

It was my main source for source for fluid thermodynamic properties I need for work.

Don't understand why it's down so soon. Website hosting doesn't seem like a cost outlay that would be interrupted in less than a day of gov't shutdown.

My wife uses a lot of data from the Census Department at work. Pretty frustrating.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #59 on:** October 02, 2013, 04:33:08 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on October 01, 2013, 11:39:51 PM

So, to recap:

Steve Contra has become a pirate because new wine permits aren't being issued anymore
Andrex got mugged
Diunx is now a fake American citizen
I ate Taco Bell
and BrandNew had to work all day

THANKS OBAMA

Did I miss anything?

I finished constructing a fully-functional Thunderdome in the park-and-ride lot near my house.

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What Are You Doing With Your Shutdown Freedom?

Author Topic: What Are You Doing With Your Shutdown Freedom? (Read 3437 times)