why cant people like ketchup and mustard (fuck picky eaters thread)

[Eschaton]

theyre both good, fuck you

[Positive Touch]

getting a hot dog with only one or the other

[Dickie Dee]

onions tho 

[Joe Molotov]

getting a hot dog with only one or the other

I can respect a mustard only guy, but not a ketchup guy. That's just a mistake.

a fully decked dog with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish

cheese too tho

[Huff]

mayo is gross though

[Rufus]

onions tho 

What? Onions are great.

[Human Snorenado]

dat curry ketchup

[Joe Molotov]

getting a hot dog with only one or the other

I can respect a mustard only guy, but not a ketchup guy. That's just a mistake.

a fully decked dog with ketchup, mustard, onions, relish

cheese too tho

I feel you but if i got cheese i might need chili too

[Eel O'Brian]

The problem with mayo is that fast food and sandwich places tend to glop it all over everything. Condiments should only compliment a sandwich.

[Huff]

Mayo is pretty much only good in the seafood pink sauce

[Diunx]

onions tho 

taco

[Diunx]

Pink sauce is godly

[Himu]

I like pretty much all toppings. I don't feel a burger is complete, for example, without lettuce, tomato, onions, ketchup, mustard, and mayo. I'm not that picky a eater, but things I do dislike (cilantro for instance, I tend to dislike with a vengeance).

I feel that most food isn't completely without a combination of all of those things (spices, vegetables, meats).

[fistfulofmetal]

Horseradish mustard is the best thing on this planet we call Earth. There's a brand where I live called Weber's and I can straight up eat it out of the jar it's that darn good.

[Phoenix Dark]

I love mustard. Ketchup is good but I often don't put it on my sandwiches

[Diunx]

onions tho 

taco

To a brown man of any genre disliking onions is impossible. If i didnt like onions or tomatoes i would dislike like 80% of the food i had growing up.

I hate tomatoes tho.

[fistfulofmetal]

mayo and mustard > ketchup and mustard

[Himu]

Tomatoes needs a certain balance, I find. Too many tomatoes, and it's too juicy and the tomato overwhelms the flavor. Too few and there's little point in putting them on. One tomatoe slice is enough for a sandwich.

I tend to like putting mayo, mustard, and then olive oil and vinegar with a dash of salt and pepper on my sandwiches.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I only like dijon mustard

:runs:

Also tomatoes and onions kick ass

[lennedsay]

Burgers plain, maybe cheese OR ketchup, never both.

Hot dogs with ketchup.

And to get more picky, I have to dip the burger/hot dog in the ketchup. Can't come with it.

Come at me bro.

[lennedsay]

I just made this crazy Goulash with homemade spaetzle. Then made fudge brownies. Then made spaghettieis, aka ice cream that looks like spaghetti noodles with homemade whip cream and homemade strawberry sauce. Who needs mustard at a time like this?!

[Phoenix Dark]

I don't eat hotdogs
 

[Oblivion]

  mustard

[tiesto]

Hate mustard on burgers, love it on sausage. Spicy ketchup is great though and so is curry ketchup.

[MCD]

Anything but Mayo.

[PigSpeakers]

I like hotdogs with ketchup, mayo and mustard. Everyone I know thinks I'm weird for this.

[Tasty]

Anti-picky eaters are more obnoxious than picky eaters. Reminds me of the GAF thread throwing all sorts of salt at people that order cheese pizzas. Uh, get over it losers. Lol.

[Himu]

Cheese pizza on thin crust

[Bacchus7]

I just made this crazy Goulash with homemade spaetzle. Then made fudge brownies. Then made spaghettieis, aka ice cream that looks like spaghetti noodles with homemade whip cream and homemade strawberry sauce. Who needs mustard at a time like this?!

I had no idea you had that german swerve like that. Pic's.?

[Diunx]

I like hotdogs with ketchup, mayo and mustard. Everyone I know thinks I'm weird for this.

Whaaa? a typical dominican hot dog has, ketchup, mayo, mustard, cheese, horseradish and ground beef or bacon.

[Rufus]

I'm a picky eater as far as mouthfeel and texture goes. Glibbery fat, sinews, biting on a piece of cartiledge...

[chronovore]

my wife's severely allergic to tomato and sesame... it's a big problem whenever we eat anywhere that isn't home.

Tomato, I can't imagine would be a huge problem in Japan. Sesame, on the other hand! 

[Positive Touch]

"ohhhh.... this has [ingredient that was clearly listed in the menu] on it? can you take this back and give me it without [item] on it?" FUCK YOU JESUS CHRIST JUST EAT THE DAMN FOOD YOU FUCKING CRYBABY

the worst is when someone acts like you just ruined their whole day because you didnt check to see if the restaurant made sure to not include onions or whatever on their fucking burger when you went to pick up the food. sorry this fucking fast food meal doesnt meet your high expecations; i hope you find the will to carry on.

[demi]

I used to not care for mustard, but I have come around and usually get it on my weiner or bun of choice.

[demi]

I dont really understand cheese pizza's though. There literally nothing you want on it?

[Himu]

Ol grown human eating chicken tenders at a Mexican restaurant ass nicca.

[Himu]

"ohhhh.... this has [ingredient that was clearly listed in the menu] on it? can you take this back and give me it without [item] on it?" FUCK YOU JESUS CHRIST JUST EAT THE DAMN FOOD YOU FUCKING CRYBABY

the worst is when someone acts like you just ruined their whole day because you didnt check to see if the restaurant made sure to not include onions or whatever on their fucking burger when you went to pick up the food. sorry this fucking fast food meal doesnt meet your high expecations; i hope you find the will to carry on.

Even I, as a cilantro hater. don't tell places to hold the cilantro or tell them to take it back. It is insensitive and rude.

[Positive Touch]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU THAT LOOKS AWESOME

[Tasty]

I dont really understand cheese pizza's though. There literally nothing you want on it?

Cheese and tomato sauce isn't enough?

[fistfulofmetal]

I greatly dislike tomato sauce and prefer pizza to be with as little of it as possible.

[Purple Filth]

More of a Ketchup person than a mustard person (mainly because the former is more available than the latter).

As for cheese pizza I don't mind it but I also don't mind adding stuff to it (pepperoni, ham, pineapple, peppers, etc)

[Human Snorenado]

I like to use cheese pizza as a good barometer of a pizza place's ability.  If they can't do that right, then they're not worth my time.

[Himu]

Tomato sauce is the most important ingredient on a pizza, I find. It gives the pizza its fundamentals in terms of taste. Pizza Hut tomato sauce is gross and I like it on as little as possible when I order from there. But if it's a local place with good sauce? I'm fine with it. It is a circumstantial thing.

[Tasty]

I greatly dislike tomato sauce and prefer pizza to be with as little of it as possible.

I'm the opposite. The more the better.

Tomato sauce is the most important ingredient on a pizza, I find. It gives the pizza its fundamentals in terms of taste. Pizza Hut tomato sauce is gross and I like it on as little as possible when I order from there. But if it's a local place with good sauce? I'm fine with it. It is a circumstantial thing.

[PigSpeakers]

I like hotdogs with ketchup, mayo and mustard. Everyone I know thinks I'm weird for this.

Whaaa? a typical dominican hot dog has, ketchup, mayo, mustard, cheese, horseradish and ground beef or bacon.

That sounds incredible. People always give me crap about things I do to food. I put milk in ramen and everyone thinks I'm weird for that too. I still eat it though. They'll never know how good it is.

People who are close-minded about food: I weep for you  :'(

[lennedsay]

I just made this crazy Goulash with homemade spaetzle. Then made fudge brownies. Then made spaghettieis, aka ice cream that looks like spaghetti noodles with homemade whip cream and homemade strawberry sauce. Who needs mustard at a time like this?!

I had no idea you had that german swerve like that. Pic's.?

Only if you call me Helga. 

[tehjaybo]

Not gonna lie, I order burgers plain with extra cheese. 

 

 

[Himu]

Tomato sauce is the most important ingredient on a pizza, I find. It gives the pizza its fundamentals in terms of taste. Pizza Hut tomato sauce is gross and I like it on as little as possible when I order from there. But if it's a local place with good sauce? I'm fine with it. It is a circumstantial thing.

Cosign. I also hate the super sweet shit that Papa Johns throws on theirs.

Sweet and tangy sauce is gross.

This is why Dominos is my go to chain pizza joint.

[Dickie Dee]

I might ask for no onions on my burger but if it comes with onions I ain't sending it back, just pick that shit off like a big boy.

[Himu]

I am puzzled by peoples distaste with onions and olives, two things I've always loved going as far as childhood.

[fistfulofmetal]

I like most vegetables as long as they aren't cooked.

[Himu]

Sweet and tangy sauce is gross.

This is why Dominos is my go to chain pizza joint.

Agreed again. Papa Johns is too sweet (dat garlic sauce though) and pizza hut is too oily. Dominos has been clear #1 since the recipe overhaul.

I think Pizza Hut is sweet too, but Americans can't get over sweet things so Order a thin crust cheese pizza from dominoes.  Thank me later.

[PigSpeakers]

I am puzzled by peoples distaste with onions and olives, two things I've always loved going as far as childhood.

I dated a girl who hated onions and didn't want me to eat them when I was around her. I should have broken up with her then and there.

[Himu]

Maddox nailed onion haters in this post.

http://thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=onions

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Meat should never taste sweet...ever

[Tasty]

Onions are OK sometimes but I usually leave them off.

Come at me bores.

[Verdigris Murder]

Mothafuckas be whispering all gangster bout that pizza shit. It's all about the base, Al Qaeda as a crust is disappointing. But if the crust is whack, Muslims who make pizza get the sack.

[chronovore]

Agreed.

Also, charsiu-bao is sweet, Chinese spare ribs are sweet, sukiyaki is sweet.

Questionable taste.

"ohhhh.... this has [ingredient that was clearly listed in the menu] on it? can you take this back and give me it without [item] on it?" FUCK YOU JESUS CHRIST JUST EAT THE DAMN FOOD YOU FUCKING CRYBABY

the worst is when someone acts like you just ruined their whole day because you didnt check to see if the restaurant made sure to not include onions or whatever on their fucking burger when you went to pick up the food. sorry this fucking fast food meal doesnt meet your high expecations; i hope you find the will to carry on.

Man, I couldn't agree more. Remake the dish? Put on your big boy pants and dig in.

Jesus, I've eaten and drank stuff which wasn't even remotely close to what I ordered. If it shows up at my table, I figure god is telling me to try something new.

[chronovore]

I've never understood the point of pineapple on pizza. Pineapple should be eaten in fresh slices or cubes, or consumed in juice form to improve the taste of your jizz. Not put on pizza next to ham.

Objection!  Hawaiian pizza is god-tier. Sweet, sour, salty, all in one. Damnit, now I'm hungry.

[Oblivion]

The only kind of onions I like are onion rings.