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Howard Alan Treesong

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Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« on: October 10, 2013, 06:32:01 PM »
« Last Edit: October 10, 2013, 06:43:13 PM by Howard Alan Treesong »
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Himu

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Re: Xbox One: We WON'T Watch You Pee (Unless You're Into That)
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2013, 06:33:00 PM »
whew thankfully gamestop is here to tell me the facts
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Takao

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2013, 06:43:58 PM »
i dont piss where i play games anyways
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MCD

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #3 on: October 10, 2013, 06:47:10 PM »
The American people do not get to demand a ransom for doing their jobs. You don’t get a chance to call your bank and say, ‘I’m not going to pay my mortgage this month unless you throw in a new car and an Xbox.’

« Last Edit: October 10, 2013, 06:52:16 PM by MCD »
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2013, 08:16:59 PM »
If it's not gonna watch me pee I don't want it
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #5 on: October 10, 2013, 08:18:02 PM »
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on October 10, 2013, 08:16:59 PM
If it's not gonna watch me pee I don't want it

The pee watching is optional.
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Eel O'Brian

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #6 on: October 10, 2013, 08:31:36 PM »
For me, or for the Kinect?
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pilonv1

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #7 on: October 10, 2013, 08:32:20 PM »
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on October 10, 2013, 06:33:00 PM
whew thankfully gamestop took some money from microsoft to tell me the facts as microsoft wants you to hear it
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thisismyusername

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #8 on: October 10, 2013, 08:49:47 PM »
Quote from: Takao on October 10, 2013, 06:43:58 PM
i dont piss where i play games anyways

Yet you have a handheld. :gurl Who are you foolin'?
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #9 on: October 10, 2013, 09:22:40 PM »
Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 10, 2013, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on October 10, 2013, 08:16:59 PM
If it's not gonna watch me pee I don't want it

The pee watching is optional.

If it really loved me, it wouldn't let me turn it off.
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The Sceneman

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #10 on: October 10, 2013, 09:44:01 PM »
Quote from: MCD on October 10, 2013, 06:47:10 PM
The American people do not get to demand a ransom for doing their jobs. You don’t get a chance to call your bank and say, ‘I’m not going to pay my mortgage this month unless you throw in a new car and an Xbox.’

(Image removed from quote.)

I'm not gonna lie, when I first read that Obama quote, a single tear rolled down my cheek.

Also, we really need that Master Chief xbox flag animated gif emote here. Was it from OA originally? Can someone post it so I can save it to my photobucket?

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Joe Molotov

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #11 on: October 10, 2013, 09:48:52 PM »
Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on October 10, 2013, 09:22:40 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 10, 2013, 08:18:02 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on October 10, 2013, 08:16:59 PM
If it's not gonna watch me pee I don't want it

The pee watching is optional.

If it really loved me, it wouldn't let me turn it off.

It's down for whatever, man.
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Takao

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #12 on: October 10, 2013, 11:07:55 PM »
Quote from: thisismyusername on October 10, 2013, 08:49:47 PM
Quote from: Takao on October 10, 2013, 06:43:58 PM
i dont piss where i play games anyways

Yet you have a handheld. :gurl Who are you foolin'?

I'm an efficient pisser
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Powerslave

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2013, 01:12:24 PM »
Do people still pee in front of their tv though? I thought most people stopped doing that a few years  ago.
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thisismyusername

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2013, 08:07:08 PM »
Quote from: Takao on October 10, 2013, 11:07:55 PM
Quote from: thisismyusername on October 10, 2013, 08:49:47 PM
Quote from: Takao on October 10, 2013, 06:43:58 PM
i dont piss where i play games anyways

Yet you have a handheld. :gurl Who are you foolin'?

I'm an efficient pisser

I'd ask for proof but I'm sure the X-box will do that for me. ;)
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cool breeze

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #15 on: October 20, 2013, 06:54:15 PM »
Quote from: pilonv1 on October 10, 2013, 08:32:20 PM
Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on October 10, 2013, 06:33:00 PM
whew thankfully gamestop took some money from microsoft to tell me the facts as microsoft wants you to hear it


microsoft cut out the middleman


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Raban

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #16 on: October 20, 2013, 06:57:14 PM »
:bow Microsoft

Can we make an official thread for betting money on next-gen sales performance this holiday? I'm craving some real salt spilled over the new hardware.
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Trent Dole

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #17 on: October 20, 2013, 07:10:01 PM »
They'll both be sold out all holiday season.
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The Sceneman

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #18 on: October 20, 2013, 07:24:03 PM »
GET MORE FACTS
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Raban

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #19 on: October 20, 2013, 07:24:22 PM »
Still tho, the numbers :noah
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Himu

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #20 on: October 20, 2013, 09:49:20 PM »
Thankfully I can get the FACTS at xbox.com
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AdmiralViscen

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #21 on: October 20, 2013, 10:29:00 PM »
I saw that sign in person last week and shook my head. Pathetic. How do they expect to sell their console at a hundred dollar premium if they are downplaying its only unique quality?

Also lol at a DS lite being the same cost as a Wii that launched at double the price in the same year. Gg nintendo
« Last Edit: October 21, 2013, 07:12:05 AM by AdmiralViscen »
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Raban

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #22 on: October 20, 2013, 11:17:23 PM »
Quote from: AdmiralViscen on October 20, 2013, 10:29:00 PM
Alsklolat a DS life being the a me cost as a Wii that launched at double the price in the same year. Gg nintendo
I think you just unleashed your inner Raperman :lol
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Sho Nuff

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2013, 03:45:48 AM »
Microsoft's last GET THE FACTS campaign worked so well too

http://www.techhive.com/article/120301/article.html

Why is it that whenever a giant corporation insists that I get the facts, it always reeks of the most rank bullshit
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cool breeze

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2013, 02:09:15 PM »
it can be funny when it's a failure of marketing.  problem with xbox one is that microsoft changed the facts after its two largest venues.

I don't understand this kinect business now and reading the gaf thread didn't help.  It goes: Kinect isn't required > Why is it included? > Developers can count on owners having kinect > So it is required? > No > So why is it included?

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #25 on: October 21, 2013, 10:29:38 PM »
I was at Columbus Circle today and MS had a small kiosk there, and under glass was an Xbone. It's a lot smaller than I expected... especially after the hulking beasts that were Xbox and 360.
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Powerslave

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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #26 on: October 22, 2013, 12:30:40 AM »
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Re: Xbox One: It Might Not Be Watching You Pee
« Reply #27 on: October 22, 2013, 01:06:57 AM »
Quote from: Powerslave on October 22, 2013, 12:30:40 AM
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