Author Topic: Who would you rather fuxor: Lana, Lois or Chloe? (Read 3213 times)

Mupepe · « **on:** January 14, 2007, 11:41:20 PM »

Lana:

Pros: Sexy. Cute nose. Innocent girl thing going on.
Cons: What a biggity bitch.

Lois:

Pros: Feisty (rawr). Huge tits. Great body.
Cons: Sticks her nose into everything and got all whored up in House of the Dead.

Chloe:

Pros: Gorgeous smile. Apparently has a nice birth mark on her right butt cheek.
Cons: Obsessed with Clark, so you'll never compete. Seems like a prude and definitely won't let you do the back alley boogie.

TVC15 · « **Reply #1 on:** January 14, 2007, 11:42:03 PM »

Roxy.

Yeti · « **Reply #2 on:** January 14, 2007, 11:45:57 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 14, 2007, 11:41:20 PM

Chloe:

Pros: Gorgeous smile. Apparently has a nice birth mark on her right butt cheek.
Cons: Obsessed with Clark, so you'll never compete. Seems like a prude and definitely won't let you do the back alley boogie.

It's like a match made in heaven.

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** January 14, 2007, 11:58:18 PM »

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 14, 2007, 11:42:03 PM

Mupepe.

Fixed.

TVC15 · « **Reply #4 on:** January 15, 2007, 12:02:16 AM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 14, 2007, 11:58:18 PM

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 14, 2007, 11:42:03 PM
Mupepe.
Fixed.

Same difference. You both have big ol dicks.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #5 on:** January 15, 2007, 12:27:00 AM »

Lois, then Chloe. Lana's yuck!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** January 15, 2007, 12:38:32 AM »

Depends on which seasons. Chloe was annoying in Season like 2-3, so in season 1/4/5, id probably go chloe.

Lana was hottest and least annoying in the first few seasons, like 1-3, then she turns dumb bitchy and makes bad choices all the time.

Lois was always hot in the show, jesus christ hottest Smallville woman ever.

Bacon · « **Reply #7 on:** January 15, 2007, 12:41:41 AM »

Lois. It's amazing how much the writers have made me hate Lana this past season. I don't even find her that hot anymore although I'd still put it in her pooper.

Mupepe · « **Reply #8 on:** January 15, 2007, 12:47:28 AM »

Lana became a bitch during the whole "witch" story arc. God what an awful angle.

BTW, I clapped when Jonathan Kent died and cried when Clark left Chloe at the dance. He should have been with her.

Mike Works · « **Reply #9 on:** January 15, 2007, 12:57:54 AM »

i met kristin kreuk and the blonde girl (chloe) on the same day. no matter what your preference is, kristin kreuk is the only right answer. she is so god damn mesmorizing in person.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #10 on:** January 15, 2007, 12:59:14 AM »

nah, I hate the innocent and pouty WB look.

Mupepe · « **Reply #11 on:** January 15, 2007, 01:03:16 AM »

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #12 on:** January 15, 2007, 01:03:52 AM »

Lol I have all of smallville too SHUT UP

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #13 on:** January 15, 2007, 01:06:49 AM »

Mupepe, show us your whole collection...

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** January 15, 2007, 01:07:24 AM »

LOIS AM FOR WIN!

drozmight · « **Reply #15 on:** January 15, 2007, 01:11:10 AM »

Chloe.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #16 on:** January 15, 2007, 01:11:57 AM »

LOIS > CHLOE > LANA

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #17 on:** January 15, 2007, 01:19:24 AM »

wait, you have Smallville on HD-DVD, Mupepe?

TVC15 · « **Reply #18 on:** January 15, 2007, 01:21:37 AM »

Mupenis, why do you only have 2 seasons of Oz? I heard the show is boner academy.

Mupepe · « **Reply #19 on:** January 15, 2007, 01:34:37 AM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 15, 2007, 01:06:49 AM

Mupepe, show us your whole collection...

Well, I can take pictures of about 170 that I have on racks. I keep the rest in a box. I don't have enough room in my current apartment.

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 15, 2007, 01:19:24 AM

wait, you have Smallville on HD-DVD, Mupepe?

Oh yes. The transfer is a little grainy, but overall it's nice. I'm watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas currently and it is the best transfer I have seen on HDTV. Definitely the show piece in my collection. Gorgeous. Watch it in HD, Drinky. This is a GIANT leap over its dvd counterpart.

Quote from: TVC 15 on January 15, 2007, 01:21:37 AM

Mupenis, why do you only have 2 seasons of Oz? I heard the show is boner academy.

I have the others on VHS

Haven't rebought them yet.

Bacon · « **Reply #20 on:** January 15, 2007, 01:45:39 AM »

Woah Smallville is on HD-DVD?

Mupepe · « **Reply #21 on:** January 15, 2007, 01:52:26 AM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #22 on:** January 15, 2007, 01:53:32 AM »

wow, i just noticed how dirty is under there now. Ew. Time to move and vaccuum under the racks tomorrow.

Bacon · « **Reply #23 on:** January 15, 2007, 02:05:25 AM »

You need the bootleg cut of Almost Famous man.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #24 on:** January 15, 2007, 02:08:19 AM »

I love TV on DVD, I have:

Stargate Seasons 1-9
Stargate Atlantis Season 1
Alias Seasons 1-5
Buffy Seasons 1-3
Angel Seasons 1-5
House MD Seasons 1 & 2
Newsradio Seasons 1-4
Beavis and Butthead Mike Judge Collection 1-3
Black Adder Vol 1-5
Bones Season 1
Sliders Season 1-3
Firefly Complete Series

Mupepe · « **Reply #25 on:** January 15, 2007, 02:09:30 AM »

I just discovered the joy of TV on DVD. So I'm finally finishing up on my Smallville's and I'm getting House next.

Bacon: What's the difference in the versions?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #26 on:** January 15, 2007, 02:10:38 AM »

House is so fuck awesome, watched all of Season 3 so far, its been fuck awesome. FUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I have lots of movies but tv on DVD is what I mainly watch.

Mupepe · « **Reply #27 on:** January 15, 2007, 02:12:08 AM »

hawt!

Battlestar Galactica is after House. I don't watch much tv due to work, so I don't even know what's really good. The shows are so damn expensive though, that I can't justify blind purchases with tv dvd's.

Bacon · « **Reply #28 on:** January 15, 2007, 02:13:51 AM »

It adds in a bunch of awesome deleted scenes that Crowe had to cut. It's makes an awesome film even better, and it comes with a Stillwater audio CD. It's one of my favorite movies of all time. Didn't Jeremy Conrad's review?

lol but seriously, it rules if you're a fan of the film.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #29 on:** January 15, 2007, 02:14:03 AM »

BSG is a little too dire for me to really get into. I usually only get into dire shows if theyre confined to a mini-series.

I usually watch shows on itunes or take recommendations. Trouble is someone just recommended Heroes to me, and its fucking AWESOME, but now ill end up buying all the episodes on Itunes AND the dvd set whenever it does come out, just like I did with Bones Season 1 and am doing with Bones season 2 lol.

Mupepe · « **Reply #30 on:** January 15, 2007, 02:17:39 AM »

Quote from: Bacon on January 15, 2007, 02:13:51 AM

It adds in a bunch of awesome deleted scenes that Crowe had to cut. It's makes an awesome film even better, and it comes with a Stillwater audio CD. It's one of my favorite movies of all time. Didn't Jeremy Conrad's review?

lol but seriously, it rules if you're a fan of the film.

Nice! Mine came with a Stillwater cd, but yeah, no extras at all. I'm going to have to look for that. One of my favorite movies

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 15, 2007, 02:14:03 AM

BSG is a little too dire for me to really get into. I usually only get into dire shows if theyre confined to a mini-series.

I usually watch shows on itunes or take recommendations. Trouble is someone just recommended Heroes to me, and its fucking AWESOME, but now ill end up buying all the episodes on Itunes AND the dvd set whenever it does come out, just like I did with Bones Season 1 and am doing with Bones season 2 lol.

Well, all I've ever seen of BSG is from the 360 download video. It was awesome though. I've heard great things about Heroes, so I'm going to wait til it comes on DVD and I'm sooo going to buy it. I can't do the Itunes purchases because I hate watching shows on my computer and I have no way to put them on my TV.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #31 on:** January 15, 2007, 02:19:21 AM »

BSG is really good, cant speak for the latest season, but its got great production values and good acting. I honestly got tired of the misery and lack of trust between the characters. I wanna have some fun with my tv.

TVC15 · « **Reply #32 on:** January 15, 2007, 02:36:53 AM »

82 of the ~300 purchases in my DVD library are TV shows.

drozmight · « **Reply #33 on:** January 15, 2007, 04:14:03 AM »

TV show DVD's I have are:

Stella
Arrested Dev
Veronica Mars
Futurama

drozmight · « **Reply #34 on:** January 15, 2007, 04:17:41 AM »

Wait, I also have Venture Bros.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** January 15, 2007, 04:22:39 AM »

OMG 24 WHERE AM IT UNLISTED WHY $:-\$

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #36 on:** January 15, 2007, 11:02:01 AM »

I watched a season of 24, and the episode cliff-hangers were honestly a bit weaker than Alias, which even in its worst season kept me watching longer. I also hated how jack bauer was more emo than sydney bristow. Waa Waa jack, go crack some skulls. I mean he eventually GETS to cracking skulls but its really as if the show validates man men's true feelings about CRYING and still being a man, but honestly that isnt solid subject matter for a show.

This is where you say alias season 1 & 2 were the only good seasons and I say I actually liked the later seasons a bit more because they were even more unpredictable.

I suppose you COULD argue that after watching so much cliffhanger-tv that I am desensitized to cliffhangers in general so 24 failed on me because of that, but ehhhhhh.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #37 on:** January 15, 2007, 11:12:28 AM »

My TV on DVD consists of Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Wonder Showzen.

Cheebs · « **Reply #38 on:** January 15, 2007, 04:46:46 PM »

TV On DVD Is Awesome. MINE:

Da Ali G Show
Batman: The Animated Series
Battlestar Galactica
Clerks: The Animated Series
The Daily Show
Extras
Fawlty Towers
Firefly
Monty Python's Flying Circus
The Muppet Show
The Office
The Office (US)
SCTV
Saturday Night Live
Seinfeld
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
Star Trek: TOS
Star Trek: TAS
Star Trek: TNG
Star Wars: Clone Wars
The X-Files

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #39 on:** January 15, 2007, 04:47:51 PM »

Lol ill do it for PD:

"WHARE AM 24

"

Cheebs · « **Reply #40 on:** January 15, 2007, 04:53:01 PM »

24 I watch. I don't buy! The only two current shows(american at least) I find worthy of buying are The Office and BSG right now.

Plus I hate buying into shows and then having to buy 95895893 other seasons, the completist in me.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #41 on:** January 15, 2007, 04:55:09 PM »

24 isnt that good lol

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #42 on:** January 15, 2007, 04:56:11 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 15, 2007, 04:55:09 PM

24 isnt that good lol

Some would even go so far as to say "IT SUCKS".

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #43 on:** January 15, 2007, 05:02:06 PM »

SOME WOULD, MAYBE EVEN ME

Cheebs · « **Reply #44 on:** January 15, 2007, 05:08:44 PM »

how about that the shield

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #45 on:** January 15, 2007, 05:10:36 PM »

Quote from: Cheebs on January 15, 2007, 05:08:44 PM

how about that the shield

Cheebs · « **Reply #46 on:** January 15, 2007, 05:11:59 PM »

the shield = pimps and inter-racial sex?

Mupepe · « **Reply #47 on:** January 15, 2007, 07:57:38 PM »

So 24 isn't good? The only thing I've ever seen of 24 was the Season Finale where they tell him he has a telephone call and then some chinks knock him out and his wife is all looking for him. That episode was really good. I had no idea what was going on though. Oh, and I remember him holding a gun at the President and trying to get him to confess and he's arrested. I don't know if that was the same episode.

Takuan · « **Reply #48 on:** January 16, 2007, 06:06:27 PM »

Lois, Lois, Lois.

Never really saw the appeal with Lana.

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Author Topic: Who would you rather fuxor: Lana, Lois or Chloe? (Read 3213 times)