Author Topic: America's newest aircraft carrier (Read 2320 times)

ToxicAdam · « **on:** October 20, 2013, 01:09:43 AM »

Meet the USS Gerald R. Ford:

22% over budget.

13 Billion dollar price tag.

Countless foreigners to be killed.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #1 on:** October 20, 2013, 01:13:39 AM »

Schools? Who needs 'em! Let's build more battleboats!

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2 on:** October 20, 2013, 01:15:39 AM »

I'll wait for the USS Ted Cruz.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #3 on:** October 20, 2013, 01:15:47 AM »

It has a choad.

El Babua · « **Reply #4 on:** October 20, 2013, 01:16:04 AM »

Did they run out of good Republican presidents to name boats after?

I mean, there's still Nixon.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #5 on:** October 20, 2013, 01:22:44 AM »

Remember when Mitt Ronmey was complaining that the US Navy was the smallest it had been since WWII?

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #6 on:** October 20, 2013, 02:11:11 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on October 20, 2013, 01:22:44 AM

Remember when Mitt Ronmey was complaining that the US Navy was the smallest it had been since WWII?

will never get old

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #7 on:** October 20, 2013, 01:58:01 PM »

If it ends up killing 22% more foreigners, would that be 22% less people holding US debts?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #8 on:** October 20, 2013, 02:07:59 PM »

It looks cross-eyed from the front with a stupid happy cutesy japanese emblem on its forehead. China laughs.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #9 on:** October 20, 2013, 02:16:43 PM »

"Gochisosama deshita!"

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #10 on:** October 20, 2013, 02:46:24 PM »

I wish ships still had figureheads. A mermaid Gerald Ford with exposed titties would have but the fear of God in any commies who dare to look upon it.

Boogie · « **Reply #11 on:** October 20, 2013, 03:10:06 PM »

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 20, 2013, 02:07:59 PM

It looks cross-eyed from the front with a stupid happy cutesy japanese emblem on its forehead. China laughs.

China's still making do with ancient, refurbished Soviet hand-me-down carriers, they don't have anything to laugh about.

headwalk · « **Reply #12 on:** October 20, 2013, 03:13:50 PM »

couldn't you guys have found some loophole in order to avoid naming a 13 billion dollar flagship after gerald ford?

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #13 on:** October 20, 2013, 03:20:44 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on October 20, 2013, 03:10:06 PM

Quote from: TheInfelicitousDandy on October 20, 2013, 02:07:59 PM
It looks cross-eyed from the front with a stupid happy cutesy japanese emblem on its forehead. China laughs.

China's still making do with ancient, refurbished Soviet hand-me-down carriers, they don't have anything to laugh about.

They are just spending that money on superior weapon platforms like owning U.S. dept.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #14 on:** October 20, 2013, 03:26:43 PM »

Quote from: headwalk on October 20, 2013, 03:13:50 PM

couldn't you guys have found some loophole in order to avoid naming a 13 billion dollar flagship after gerald ford?

USS Christopher Nolan

Atramental · « **Reply #15 on:** October 20, 2013, 03:55:53 PM »

edit: But really. Gerald Ford?

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #16 on:** October 20, 2013, 04:58:08 PM »

Look at all the foreigners mad jelly in this thread.

Also, Gerald Ford was the longest living president and survived two assassination attempts. Who better to represent America, a shitty president who JUST. CANNOT. BE. STOPPED. You come at the king, you best not miss, brown people.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #17 on:** October 20, 2013, 06:08:37 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on October 20, 2013, 04:58:08 PM

Look at all the foreigners mad jelly in this thread.

Also, Gerald Ford was the longest living president and survived two assassination attempts. Who better to represent America, a shitty president who JUST. CANNOT. BE. STOPPED. You come at the king, you best not miss, brown people.

He actually survived 3 assassination attempts. The above gif, he is actually dodging a bullet. He is just playing it off as an easy going trip because that's how Gerald do.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #18 on:** October 20, 2013, 08:52:03 PM »

Don't be mad that our aircraft carriers cost as much as your country's GDP

Himu · « **Reply #19 on:** October 20, 2013, 09:02:58 PM »

Fuck military complex.

Boogie · « **Reply #20 on:** October 20, 2013, 09:29:16 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on October 20, 2013, 09:02:58 PM

Fuck military complex.

An original and worthwhile contribution, as always, Himuro.

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** October 20, 2013, 09:30:28 PM »

Must have had a bad day at the office today, huh? It is okay. You just need a hug.

hampster · « **Reply #22 on:** October 20, 2013, 09:32:29 PM »

The This American Life episode about life on an aircraft carrier is one of my favorites

Diunx · « **Reply #23 on:** October 20, 2013, 10:19:27 PM »

Quote from: Mary Tyler Whore on October 20, 2013, 08:52:03 PM

Don't be mad that our aircraft carriers cost as much as your country's GDP

lol I wish!

T234 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 20, 2013, 10:43:23 PM »

Yeah Boogie, ain't you got some NB First Nation to suppress?

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Himu · « **Reply #25 on:** October 20, 2013, 11:23:10 PM »

Boogie's job requires him to be hard. Don't hate on him, he just can't let it go when he's on the internet on a topic about a new carrier. We all must offer original and creative content for Boogie-san.

T234 · « **Reply #26 on:** October 20, 2013, 11:45:15 PM »

Seems like Himu-Sama must have got some sand in his imagina.

Himu · « **Reply #27 on:** October 20, 2013, 11:57:45 PM »

Imagina

Mandark · « **Reply #28 on:** October 21, 2013, 12:14:35 AM »

Himu, if anyone in this thread is giving the impression that they had a bad day at the office and "can't let it go," right now it ain't Boogie.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #29 on:** October 21, 2013, 12:15:12 AM »

I'm filing a patent for that as I write this.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30 on:** October 21, 2013, 12:50:00 AM »

Quote from: T234 on October 20, 2013, 11:45:15 PM

Seems like Himu-Sama must have got some sand in his imagina.

omg

chronovore · « **Reply #31 on:** October 21, 2013, 04:13:29 AM »

Quote from: T234 on October 20, 2013, 11:45:15 PM

Seems like Himu-Sama must have got some sand in his imagina.

I was laughing so hard, I quit making any noise at all.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #32 on:** October 21, 2013, 06:26:35 AM »

Quote from: T234 on October 20, 2013, 11:45:15 PM

Seems like Himu-Sama must have got some sand in his imagina.

Powerslave · « **Reply #33 on:** October 22, 2013, 12:33:10 AM »

does it have wifi

pickle · « **Reply #34 on:** October 23, 2013, 04:18:18 AM »

You guys need another USS Franklin D. Roosevelt #bestpresident

Steve Contra · « **Reply #35 on:** October 23, 2013, 06:18:06 PM »

Quote from: pickle on October 23, 2013, 04:18:18 AM

You guys need another USS Franklin D. Roosevelt #bestpresident

Maybe the top half of him

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Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #36 on:** October 23, 2013, 07:07:05 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on October 20, 2013, 03:55:53 PM

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Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #37 on:** October 23, 2013, 07:24:33 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 23, 2013, 06:18:06 PM

Quote from: pickle on October 23, 2013, 04:18:18 AM
You guys need another USS Franklin D. Roosevelt #bestpresident
Maybe the top half of him

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Honestly, slap some braces on the old one and that bitch will run so long, they'll pass laws limiting the the service time a carrier can have.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #38 on:** October 23, 2013, 09:09:02 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on October 23, 2013, 06:18:06 PM

Quote from: pickle on October 23, 2013, 04:18:18 AM
You guys need another USS Franklin D. Roosevelt #bestpresident
Maybe the top half of him

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The bottom half of the carrier is metal also.

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