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Solo

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Jack Bauer eats neck sandwiches!
« on: January 15, 2007, 07:55:43 AM »
What, no S6 thread yet? Shocking.
Anyways, last night was.... entertaining, if nothing else. I actually enjoyed these 2 episodes a lot more than last year's beginning, so heres to hopefully a better season.

Some douche spoiled tonight's big event for me, so that kind of pisses me off.
« Last Edit: January 15, 2007, 01:53:51 PM by Solo »

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Re: Jack Bauer: Cannibal
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2007, 09:26:09 AM »
What, no S6 thread yet? Shocking.
Anyways, last night was.... entertaining, if nothing else. I actually enjoyed these 2 episodes a lot more than last year's beginning, so heres to hopefully a better season.

Some douche spoiled tonight's big event for me, so that kind of pisses me off.

Tell me what it is. Use spoiler tags and I'll let you know if it's really the "big event".

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Last night's two hour premiere rocked my balls.

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Kumar is a terrorist! Jack can't do this anymore! Torture scars! Guy scanning ticket in LA Metro which is laughable (nobody checks for tickets)!
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Jack Bauer: Cannibal is still on the front page, dood.
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Human Snorenado

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Well, the guy scanning tickets could have been a thing that happened because of the terrorist attacks over the past couple months, methinks. 

But yeah, it was fuck awesome.  Supposedly tonight's episodes are even better!
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It made me laugh, because people asked me why transit authority would check and scan for tickets in Los Angeles.  I then had to explain the the Los Angeles Metro system has no turnstiles or any kind of method of actually determining that you purchased a fare other than manual checks.

In my two years living there, I never saw one transit authority person ask for a ticket.
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I liked the first two hours, but I know this series has let me down tremendously in the past. So I'm preparing myself for shit.
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I dunno, I really liked last season.  It's the first season I've stayed with the entire way through since Day 1.  I am hoping for that kind of awesomeness again.  Maybe they'll bring back some more Robocop actors.
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Re: Jack Bauer: Cannibal
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2007, 01:15:49 PM »
What, no S6 thread yet? Shocking.
Anyways, last night was.... entertaining, if nothing else. I actually enjoyed these 2 episodes a lot more than last year's beginning, so heres to hopefully a better season.

Some douche spoiled tonight's big event for me, so that kind of pisses me off.

Tell me what it is. Use spoiler tags and I'll let you know if it's really the "big event".
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I dunno, I really liked last season.  It's the first season I've stayed with the entire way through since Day 1.  I am hoping for that kind of awesomeness again.  Maybe they'll bring back some more Robocop actors.

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Actors they're bringing on this year:  Ricky Schroeder and James Cromwell as Jack's dad.
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I dunno, I really liked last season.  It's the first season I've stayed with the entire way through since Day 1.  I am hoping for that kind of awesomeness again.  Maybe they'll bring back some more Robocop actors.


Why did you think it was awesome? I thought that was the worst season yet.
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Solo

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Who the fuck edited my title? This sucks.

The "event" is
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Jack kills Curtis
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Who the fuck edited my title? This sucks.

The "event" is
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Jack kills Curtis
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I had that shit spoiled too. I couldn't believe three words could spoil so much. I just closed the Firefox box and stared at my screen for 5 minutes.
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Saint Cornelius

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Oh for fucks' sake. WHY DO I LOOK AT SPOILERS 
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Oh for fucks' sake. WHY DO I LOOK AT SPOILERS  (Image removed from quote.)

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Solo

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To be honest though, they kind of spoil it themselves, both in the preview for tonight, and in
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listing Roger Cross as a guest star. In 24 lingo, guest starring = dead meat.
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To be honest though, they kind of spoil it themselves, both in the preview for tonight, and in
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listing Roger Cross as a guest star. In 24 lingo, guest starring = dead meat.
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When I found out about it, I went back and looked at the promo cast photo for Season 6.

Curtis wasn't there.
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Solo

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Re: Jack Bauer eats neck sandwiches!
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2007, 02:03:18 PM »
Another sign of death! I swear, they need a 24 afterlife show, with all my beloved dead characters back in action.

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Re: Jack Bauer eats neck sandwiches!
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2007, 02:12:09 PM »
Another sign of death! I swear, they need a 24 afterlife show, with all my beloved dead characters back in action.

Yes!  More Michelle, plzkaythnx!
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Re: Jack Bauer eats neck sandwiches!
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2007, 02:13:35 PM »
Guys, I may have found the craziest inane trivia bit related to "24" yet.  My many years of watching softcore porn has paid off!

I had sworn I saw the main terrorist bad guy, Fayed, in something before.  Something sinful!  Lo and behold, Passion Cove was on Cinemax and the actor, Adoni Maropis, is indeed in an episode entitled "The Getaway".  He's banging some fugly blonde chick.

24 hires porn actors as leads now?  For shame!
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Solo

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Re: Jack Bauer eats neck sandwiches!
« Reply #20 on: January 15, 2007, 02:18:35 PM »
Another sign of death! I swear, they need a 24 afterlife show, with all my beloved dead characters back in action.

Yes!  More Michelle, plzkaythnx!

You are a gentleman and a scholar! Michelle is one of my all-time favorite TV hotties. So awesome, so underrated.

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Re: Jack Bauer eats neck sandwiches!
« Reply #21 on: January 15, 2007, 02:25:20 PM »
Another sign of death! I swear, they need a 24 afterlife show, with all my beloved dead characters back in action.

Yes!  More Michelle, plzkaythnx!

You are a gentleman and a scholar! Michelle is one of my all-time favorite TV hotties. So awesome, so underrated.



Hubba hubba.
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Re: Jack Bauer eats neck sandwiches!
« Reply #22 on: January 15, 2007, 02:30:02 PM »
Yes!  More Michelle, plzkaythnx!


The way they killed off Michelle & Tony is proof that this fucking show is written by wankers who have no idea how to do anything beyond shock value. The fucking "real time format" has been all but abandoned.
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Diablos

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Who the fuck edited my title? This sucks.

The "event" is
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Jack kills Curtis
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It's definitely true. Sorry you got it spoiled, man :(
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SC: Lots of people die on 24. But I'd agree they went a bit too far in killing off Tony.

Solo

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Re: Jack Bauer eats neck sandwiches!
« Reply #24 on: January 15, 2007, 02:48:36 PM »
Screw Tony! Michelle  :( Dont get me wrong, I love Tony and Carlos Bernard, but his character annoyed me in S4, and he should have died in the S5 premiere, instead of keeping him around to go out like a bitch at midseason. Tony of S1-S3 was awesome, though.

Saint Cornelius

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Re: Jack Bauer eats neck sandwiches!
« Reply #25 on: January 15, 2007, 03:10:26 PM »
But MICHELLE!

Killing Teri in S1 = unexpected shock

Killing EVERYONE that Jack cared about, almost = nothing beyond shock value

if they REALLY wanted to get crazy, they should've killed Kim! or the person who tried to make Kim a CTU agent.
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Re: Jack Bauer eats neck sandwiches!
« Reply #26 on: January 15, 2007, 06:28:46 PM »
That new Middle Eastern chick in CTU is fucking smokin
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Re: Jack Bauer eats neck sandwiches!
« Reply #27 on: January 15, 2007, 06:43:02 PM »
That new Middle Eastern chick in CTU is fucking smokin

Scientology gets all the hot chicks on TV.
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