I got a package today! Wasn't sure if it was from evilbore or my mom; until I looked at the label

so i open it up!
PRESENTS!


no worries santa, i love anything. but know who loves gifts even more?! DINO SAURS

T-ranny Rex starts to open the first gift...
AND ITS THE ENTIRE MAN WITH NO NAME TRILOGY

T-ranny Rex has a little orgasm and then has to lay down in the amazingness.
In the meantime Stegosoreus admires her present..

She starts to open it but gets a sneak peek at "Philosophy"

AND ITS A COPY OF THE CULTURE OF MAKE BELIEVE
this book is like 5000 pages, so it blows Stegosoreus's head.

Finally the two dinobrothers examine the last gift..

They use team work to open it up..

AND REVEAL A COPY OF THE FIFTH BEATLE WOAHH
They are so sexually horny they decide to do a impromptu 69 on the book ew but I guess it fits since brian epstein was a gay also

the book is real nice and awesome, with some great beatles art

thank you so much santa you rule. you didnt leave a username just a real name and i don't know who to connect it to, but thank you so much <3 the presents