Here we go!

It's a box!
Inside...

Ooh, hand written.


Looks like BrandNew's style of drawn penis, alright!

Inside the box was...

White popcorn! Tastes awful though, sorry BN.


Well that's it I guess, on the plus side it doesn't seem like this popcorn expires so I have quite a while to finish it off. Your love letter mentioned some other gifts but they weren't in the box.

Maybe they were in another box that my roommate didn't get?
J/k.


Nice! I... might actually need this this month...

Looks super comfy.

Probably won't use the app (maybe I will) but I'll gladly be a walking advertisement.

And now the piece de resistance:


Holy shit yet!
No offense to G, your USB SNES controller last year was cool, but this is a Wiimote PLUS a Wii U Pro Controller (fave controller eeeeeeeeveeeeeeer) PLUS it works with Android HOLY SHIT.

BrandNew

Now I gotta buy some Wii U SNES VC games.
WHERE THE FUCK IS YOSHI'S ISLAND REGGIE
I guess I should get Earthbound, never played it before.
Thanks again BN, sorry it took so long to open and post pics. Plz forgive me.
