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benjipwns

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Sometimes, you gotta Live Más!
« on: December 11, 2013, 03:36:56 AM »
http://dfw.cbslocal.com/2013/12/10/texan-allegedly-pulls-sword-demands-tacos/
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SAN ANTONIO (AP) - A South Texas man faces an aggravated robbery charge after being accused of ordering several tacos, pulling a sword and refusing to pay.

An affidavit says 28-year-old Adam Kramer began sliding the sword out of a sheath and threatened a waitress at a Mexican restaurant in San Antonio. Nobody was hurt in the Dec. 2 incident.

Authorities say Kramer walked out of the restaurant — without the food — and to his truck while yelling either he got free tacos or somebody would die. Investigators say the waitress locked the door after the San Antonio man drove away.

Great Rumbler

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Re: Sometimes, you gotta Live Más!
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2013, 09:04:11 AM »
Sometimes something good happens and you want some free tacos.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Sometimes, you gotta Live Más!
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2013, 09:26:18 AM »
They should have told him that it was nacho cheese. Get it? Nacho cheese!









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Re: Sometimes, you gotta Live Más!
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2013, 03:43:43 PM »
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Authorities say Kramer walked out of the restaurant — without the food — and to his truck while yelling either he got free tacos or somebody would die.

 :lol
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chronovore

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Re: Sometimes, you gotta Live Más!
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2013, 03:50:46 AM »
I would have bet money that an entitled, sword-wielding 28-year-old would have been wearing a fedora, but since it's Texas I'm wondering if it was a Stetson instead.

Diunx

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Re: Sometimes, you gotta Live Más!
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2013, 09:38:55 AM »
I hope it was at least soft tacos, no worth it whipping out da sword for hard shell crap.
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Re: Sometimes, you gotta Live Más!
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2013, 09:47:45 AM »
He wouldn't need a sword if Obama didn't outlaw the second amendment.
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