I actually got a good deal from a Telemarketer, I didn't know this stuff existed

[nudemacusers]

oh jesus in heaven lord take me

[bork]

Bebpo, why don't you just cancel this?  Contact your credit card company and tell them it was misleading information if they give you bullshit over that $220 fee.

[Great Rumbler]

Bebpo, why don't you just cancel this?  Contact your credit card company and tell them it was misleading information if they gave you bullshit.

Bebpo's still in the bargaining phase:

"If I just pay a little more money, I'll still get a nice trip to Vegas, right?"

[Himu]

HALL OF FAME

[Van Cruncheon]

hof

[Mr. Gundam]

You just made the worst decision of your life.

I've been on one of these before - I was with a (female) friend in Orlando and she came up to the room one morning, "hey, a guy in the lobby will give us free tickets to Sea World if we just go watch a 90 minute presentation!" I knew those things were a scam and was disappointed in her for falling for it, but what are you gonna do? So we went.

It was so much worse than I could have ever imagined.

The pitch took about 4.5 hours, we missed lunch (witholding food/drink is a common technique) we didn't get to Sea World until 3 PM. We had to go through four different managers, each of which a harder sell than the last. The final boss was basically physically assaulting me, getting in my face and telling me I was a god damned moron for not signing up for a fucking timeshare, how could I be so fucking stupid? No amount of saying "no" would get him to leave me alone. The sales pitch is "high pressure" in the same way as a Birmingham fire hose.

You are not going to enjoy your weekend, you are not going to save any money, at this point your best case scenario is that you escape with your life and, perhaps, the ability to one day return to and enjoy Vegas again. But it's unlikely. Good luck & Godspeed. You sorry dumb bastard.

It's all worth if if he can somehow get the salesperson to physically assault him, resulting in a massive lawsuit.

[Phoenix Dark]

You just made the worst decision of your life.

I've been on one of these before - I was with a (female) friend in Orlando and she came up to the room one morning, "hey, a guy in the lobby will give us free tickets to Sea World if we just go watch a 90 minute presentation!" I knew those things were a scam and was disappointed in her for falling for it, but what are you gonna do? So we went.

It was so much worse than I could have ever imagined.

The pitch took about 4.5 hours, we missed lunch (witholding food/drink is a common technique) we didn't get to Sea World until 3 PM. We had to go through four different managers, each of which a harder sell than the last. The final boss was basically physically assaulting me, getting in my face and telling me I was a god damned moron for not signing up for a fucking timeshare, how could I be so fucking stupid? No amount of saying "no" would get him to leave me alone. The sales pitch is "high pressure" in the same way as a Birmingham fire hose.

You are not going to enjoy your weekend, you are not going to save any money, at this point your best case scenario is that you escape with your life and, perhaps, the ability to one day return to and enjoy Vegas again. But it's unlikely. Good luck & Godspeed. You sorry dumb bastard.

It's all worth if if he can somehow get the salesperson to physically assault him, resulting in a massive lawsuit.

Until he decides to represent himself and loses the case.

[nudemacusers]

I actually got a good deal from a settlement, I didn't know this stuff existed

[Yeti]

Another dream crushed by The Bore! 

[Great Rumbler]

Another dream crushed by The Bore! 

It's what we do.