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Where do we get our Boreanights On?

Seattle, they have uh a lot of Boreans and coffee
24 (22%)
Las Vegas, drinks, buffets, Bore poker, lots of flashing things
24 (22%)
Brandnew's place, It's somewhere in the middle of the US
8 (7.3%)
New Orleans, the South!  Good food/music/voodoo
5 (4.6%)
Boston, the North!  There is ummm, stuff and it's old I guess.
8 (7.3%)
New York City, best.city.ever
13 (11.9%)
Canada, where in Canada?  Who knows, we can figure that out later
9 (8.3%)
London, because that's where the Beatles came from (I think, I don't know Beatles history)
4 (3.7%)
Japan, if it still exists in 2016
6 (5.5%)
Italy, let's all hang out with magus
0 (0%)
Jamaica, because ACIV and relaxing days on the beach with some local grass
5 (4.6%)
Hawaii, the boring Jamaica
3 (2.8%)

Total Members Voted: 62

Author Topic: Bore-con VEGAS - AUGUST 2016  (Read 82128 times)

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Raban

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #60 on: May 01, 2014, 05:20:38 PM »
anyone wanna share a one-bedroom? :phil

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« Reply #61 on: May 01, 2014, 05:23:15 PM »
I could do Boston or NYC
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Himu

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #62 on: May 01, 2014, 05:26:57 PM »
I will never gamble ever. Gambling just makes no sense to me.  Am I the only one? As a kid Vegas kicked ass without gambling because you're a kid and they've got arcades and swimming pools and that's enough for you because you're a goddamn child. But as an adult? I dunno. What's Vegas like as an adult if you're a non-gambler?
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Himu

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« Reply #63 on: May 01, 2014, 05:29:56 PM »
That said, I WOULD be down for card games.

I guess I'd be fine with gambling if it's not something passive like slots. If it's something a group can do like poker? Sure.
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Raban

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #64 on: May 01, 2014, 05:39:54 PM »
yeah I don't plan on spending any money on the game floor, I'm prolly just gonna find the bar and stay hittin mixed drinks

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #65 on: May 01, 2014, 05:41:47 PM »
Pretty sure there will be at least 2 deaths among us by then.
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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #66 on: May 01, 2014, 06:01:24 PM »
anyone wanna share a one-bedroom? :phil

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #67 on: May 01, 2014, 06:02:31 PM »
Also, you people who are all "I don't gamble, hurrrrr" should be aware of the following: DRINKS ARE FREE AS LONG AS YOU'RE GAMBLING. Sit down at a video poker machine, stuff $10 into it, ride that shit for 4-5 hours and get good and plastered.
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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #68 on: May 01, 2014, 06:02:55 PM »
Himu and PD --- craps is a great game for groups, one of (if not the) best games odds wise too. It seems intimidating at first because there's so many options but just make do bets and back them up with max odds and you're doing it right.

And gambling can quickly become worth it if you're near the bar (free drinks!)


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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #69 on: May 01, 2014, 06:04:54 PM »
And yeah, like CoG said, you can be rolling penny slots and they'll still get you liquored up

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #70 on: May 01, 2014, 06:05:31 PM »
I'm sure there are plenty of non-gambling things to do. We can go see a movie, attend various shows, go out to eat multiple times, bars, strip club, etc etc etc.

We need to set up a Team A and Team B, like the X-Men. One team will be gambling degenerates and the other will go to art shows n shit.
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Raban

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« Reply #71 on: May 01, 2014, 06:08:15 PM »
I would definitely be riding with Team B

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« Reply #72 on: May 01, 2014, 06:09:28 PM »
Yeah, just getting a novelty sized frozen alcohol slush and walking aroun the strip or Freemont is worth it alone without the gambling. We can get demonic on deep fried twinkies and Oreos :drool

Lots of great shows and restaurants too. If you're a thrill seeker there's always the stratosphere

Raban

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« Reply #73 on: May 01, 2014, 06:10:41 PM »
:o I've always wanted to try a deep fried twinkie

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« Reply #74 on: May 01, 2014, 06:12:36 PM »
There's a somewhat seedy casino called Mermaid's on Freemont that serves them. Fun fact, they're also like the only place where the slot machines pay out nickles still that you carry around in a bucket.

I really liked walking around Freemont, it's a bit grittier than the strip but really fun.

Himu

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #75 on: May 01, 2014, 06:19:24 PM »
Also, you people who are all "I don't gamble, hurrrrr" should be aware of the following: DRINKS ARE FREE AS LONG AS YOU'RE GAMBLING. Sit down at a video poker machine, stuff $10 into it, ride that shit for 4-5 hours and get good and plastered.

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« Reply #76 on: May 01, 2014, 06:24:58 PM »
I will never gamble ever. Gambling just makes no sense to me.  Am I the only one? As a kid Vegas kicked ass without gambling because you're a kid and they've got arcades and swimming pools and that's enough for you because you're a goddamn child. But as an adult? I dunno. What's Vegas like as an adult if you're a non-gambler?

The last 2 times I went to Vegas I didn't gamble. (I gambled other times I went.)

One time I just had sex a bunch, went to some shows, and ate at nice places on someone else's dime. (Kobe beef steak tartare  :lawd)

The other time I drank so much I'm pretty sure I scared a young woman straight.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #77 on: May 01, 2014, 06:25:11 PM »
please, no married people on my team. I want to go to strip clubs and order an escort.
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Himu

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #78 on: May 01, 2014, 06:26:37 PM »
please, no married people on my team. I want to go to strip clubs and order an escort.

i am laughing out loud


The other time I drank so much I'm pretty sure I scared a young woman straight.

You made a lesbian straight? There's a story there.
« Last Edit: May 01, 2014, 06:28:25 PM by Formerly Known As Himuro »
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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #79 on: May 01, 2014, 06:41:12 PM »
 :P

One of the people I went with on that trip was married and had a sexual partner who was not his wife meet up with us while we were there. Naturally she didn't come alone and left her poor friend with the rest of us while they liaised. I had been drinking like it paid double the minimum wage all night and predictably came rather undone; at one point I was allegedly ranting at episodes of Criminal Minds on the nice TV we had in our upscale suite that I would later leave a trashcan full of puke outside of.  :-\  :'(

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #80 on: May 01, 2014, 06:41:45 PM »
please, no married people on my team. I want to go to strip clubs and order an escort.

Dude. You don't need to go to strip clubs or exert any effort whatsoever to find escorts. There are people who are basically escort service street teams that pass out fliers to you as walk down the strip with numbers to call for escorts. Or you could just hang around a bar.
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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #81 on: May 01, 2014, 06:47:01 PM »
I suppose that's for the best, as I wouldn't have to ask if they have a no black men policy.
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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #82 on: May 01, 2014, 06:47:24 PM »
Pretty sure there will be at least 2 deaths among us by then.

Not if you don't help me.
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Raban

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #83 on: May 01, 2014, 07:11:11 PM »
I'll go, but only if Creepy Old Guy promises to come watch cockfighting with me (pause) and watch fat girls ride mechanical bulls.
sounds like you'll be the one sharing the bed with COG, then :lol

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #84 on: May 01, 2014, 07:13:47 PM »
I'll go, but only if Creepy Old Guy promises to come watch cockfighting with me (pause) and watch fat girls ride mechanical bulls.

I can't fux with cockfighting (pls) if I'm going to be The Business' running mate in 30 years  :-\
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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #85 on: May 01, 2014, 07:14:22 PM »
I'd be down... never been to Vegas before, which is kinda surprising as I love gambling/food/edm. I wouldn't mind checking out Hakkasan (club), even though it looks kinda douchey.
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Raban

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« Reply #86 on: May 01, 2014, 07:15:11 PM »
can you bring some molly? :P

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« Reply #87 on: May 01, 2014, 07:18:28 PM »
The Biz said somethin bout giving up forums for lent, I was expecting him to come back with a "he has risen" meme

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #88 on: May 01, 2014, 07:20:16 PM »
I'll go, but only if Creepy Old Guy promises to come watch cockfighting with me (pause) and watch fat girls ride mechanical bulls.

:mynicca
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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #89 on: May 01, 2014, 07:21:17 PM »
Not only will be find a flabbnsick rapper, we'll do an official interview. Gas ourselves up like we're big time music journalists for a website, then ask Cappadonna to tell us his story.

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #90 on: May 01, 2014, 07:23:18 PM »
pd bb, not only do you not need to go to a strip club to get yourself an escort, but dudes hand out hooker baseball cards with #'s on the street.

and being married doesn't matter, if i have to grab your passed out dick and put it in a whore to get you laid so be it :pacspit
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Atramental

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #91 on: May 01, 2014, 07:24:49 PM »
I'm down for Vegas.

Just hoping that by the time 2016 rolls around I won't be as poor as I am now.

Himu

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #92 on: May 01, 2014, 07:26:38 PM »
The Biz said somethin bout giving up forums for lent, I was expecting him to come back with a "he has risen" meme

naw. he decided to bail  when everyone were making up fake lent stuff.
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Raban

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #93 on: May 01, 2014, 07:32:32 PM »
I'm down for Vegas.

Just hoping that by the time 2016 rolls around I won't be as poor as I am now.
you keep collecting simps like you have been and you'll have money for the plane-ticket and hotel in no time

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #94 on: May 01, 2014, 07:41:55 PM »
DMT, you say?

:phil
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Himu

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #95 on: May 01, 2014, 07:44:32 PM »
I'd like to go to a boxing match. :larry
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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #96 on: May 01, 2014, 07:57:37 PM »
are lady friends encouraged or no
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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #97 on: May 01, 2014, 07:57:56 PM »
re: drinking, just get a double shot daiquiri yard and carry it with you everywhere.
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Atramental

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #98 on: May 01, 2014, 08:29:23 PM »
I'm down for Vegas.

Just hoping that by the time 2016 rolls around I won't be as poor as I am now.

Will you be ready to smoke DMT with me, spencer, and nudemacusers and then go see a dog race tho?

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edit: a quick google search reveals that dog racing no longer exists in vegas.
I eagerly await my communion with the godhead.  :rejoice

edit:
or... maybe I'll run into something else...

« Last Edit: May 01, 2014, 08:34:02 PM by Atramental »

Himu

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #99 on: May 01, 2014, 08:31:33 PM »
I want to take PD to one of those Bunny ranch brothels and watch how he interacts with the girls, "What's the biggest black dick you've ever seen? And was he more like Lex Steele or Wesley Pipes?"

And then they'd whip theirs out, cause PD would want to go to a t-girl ranch

Someone please tell PD to stay away from me during this con
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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #100 on: May 01, 2014, 08:34:32 PM »
I'd like to go to a boxing match. :larry

I'd get in a street fight with someone if they agree not to touch me and let me use a bat.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #101 on: May 01, 2014, 08:38:34 PM »
nah brehs I'm strictly sticking to pawgs and Latinas in Las Vegas. Strict no niccas policy. If Beezy shows up I might not even shake his hand

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unless it's Himuro
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Raban

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #102 on: May 01, 2014, 08:56:22 PM »
most of the time I think PD is a black poster, but when he says shit like that it reminds me just how truly CAC he is inside. He's like a reverse Miley Cyrus.

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #103 on: May 01, 2014, 09:06:29 PM »
What's blacker than hating on black women?
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Himu

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #104 on: May 01, 2014, 09:08:24 PM »
Good! Enjoy your exotic taste!
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Raban

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #105 on: May 01, 2014, 09:09:13 PM »
you just hated on beezy, how can you do that to a fellow brotha as smoov as him unless you're ashamed of being black? surrounding yourself with CACs isn't gonna make you white, PD. STOP LYIN

Himu

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #106 on: May 01, 2014, 09:11:54 PM »
When we meet I am going to call Beezy "darkness". Our little in joke. :heart
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« Reply #107 on: May 01, 2014, 09:24:48 PM »
Am I allowed to go??

Phoenix Dark

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #108 on: May 01, 2014, 09:30:12 PM »
honestly Beezy would be on my team...
 :beli

right now I got:

-Beezy
-Himu
-Bepbo
-Tiesto
-Atramental

no drugs, just chilling and having a good time out here. I definitely want to do some speed dating with Tiesto and hit up a drag show with Atramental.

I'll do cross over issues with Esch and Wrath, maybe Triumph.
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Raban

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #109 on: May 01, 2014, 09:33:18 PM »
honestly Beezy would be on my team...
 :beli

right now I got:

-Beezy
-Himu
-Bepbo
-Tiesto
-Atramental

no drugs, just chilling and having a good time out here. I definitely want to do some speed dating with Tiesto and hit up a drag show with Atramental.

I'll do cross over issues with Esch and Wrath, maybe Triumph.
you are doing Vegas a disservice if you aren't fucked up on SOMETHING for a duration of your time there. Otherwise what the fuck's the point of going? Enjoying the oppressive scenery/weather/people? :heh

Himu

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #110 on: May 01, 2014, 09:33:41 PM »
In an fb pic, Beezy looked dark as hell. Been calling him ever that ever since! :heh He says I'm darker than him but that's just his eyes playing tricks. :hitler
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Himu

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« Reply #111 on: May 01, 2014, 09:34:46 PM »
honestly Beezy would be on my team...
 :beli

right now I got:

-Beezy
-Himu
-Bepbo
-Tiesto
-Atramental

no drugs, just chilling and having a good time out here. I definitely want to do some speed dating with Tiesto and hit up a drag show with Atramental.

I'll do cross over issues with Esch and Wrath, maybe Triumph.

What kind of drugs? Alcohol? Weed? I will do both. :hitler
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #112 on: May 01, 2014, 09:35:35 PM »
honestly Beezy would be on my team...
 :beli

right now I got:

-Beezy
-Himu
-Bepbo
-Tiesto
-Atramental

no drugs, just chilling and having a good time out here. I definitely want to do some speed dating with Tiesto and hit up a drag show with Atramental.

I'll do cross over issues with Esch and Wrath, maybe Triumph.
you are doing Vegas a disservice if you aren't fucked up on SOMETHING for a duration of your time there. Otherwise what the fuck's the point of going? Enjoying the oppressive scenery/weather/people? :heh

We'll be drinking tho, that should be enough!

do they have lemonade alcohol mixes?
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Himu

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #113 on: May 01, 2014, 09:37:10 PM »
we should be using this as an opportunity to expose pd to as many alcohol styles and flavors as possible. :sabu
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Raban

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #114 on: May 01, 2014, 09:49:06 PM »
"shadewise" :dead it applies on so many levels
Nicknames for brown bore in Vegas:

Esch = Curry Fury.
Raban = Queen Steam.
Shaka = Brown Town.

I'll leave mine to Esch.
:what fuck outta here with your nicknames

Himu

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« Reply #115 on: May 01, 2014, 09:52:39 PM »

you are doing Vegas a disservice if you aren't fucked up on SOMETHING for a duration of your time there. Otherwise what the fuck's the point of going? Enjoying the oppressive scenery/weather/people? :heh

Meh, I would go to Vegas just fine and have some drinks. It's just the potential fuckery of a Bore Fear and Loathing-esque bender is funny to think about.  If this is actually real we SHOULD go to one of those poolside clubs like Tao(?) and just chill and pop some bottles though.

In an fb pic, Beezy looked dark as hell. Been calling him ever that ever since! :heh He says I'm darker than him but that's just his eyes playing tricks. :hitler

You, PD, and Beezy are all about the same shadewise. :hitler

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #116 on: May 01, 2014, 09:57:22 PM »
Thor better drive over so he can bring the blunts, mushies and molly.

And PD, your first frozen yarder is on me, you're at least gettin drunk

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« Reply #117 on: May 01, 2014, 09:59:53 PM »
My brother had some connections that got us VIP at Tao, it was after that experience I knew big clubs weren't for me.

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #118 on: May 01, 2014, 10:04:13 PM »
Am I allowed to go??
sounds like we'll be on team married

and get more attention than all the single lames combined :heh
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Himu

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Re: Bore-con 2016
« Reply #119 on: May 01, 2014, 10:05:12 PM »
:holdit Thor better bring mids and not high end kush :tocry
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